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It's shyte isn't it???



Having been home alot during the day of late with Mr O..... I have caught some British day time TV.

I don't watch much tv and only like Channel Dave and 'The Shield' at the moment in the US Channel, but day time TV is just awful.

Jeremey Kyle......... W*nker

Noel Edmunds......W*nker

Loose Women........ Cr*p

I could go on.

I do like Paul O'Grady, now he's really funny but the rest? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Your opinion not mine by far.I have two options at the moment as I am unwell....come online or watch tele.To sit here is doing me no good and I tend to watch alot of daytime tele.I have to say that I do not not regard Noel Edmunds what you called him and as for Loose Women....I just love that programme.Having been in the Antique game I also enjoy those type of programmes and many people have agreed with me on the fact the day programmes are better than the evening ones.I do agree with you about Paul but maybe thats because some years ago I worked with him and his one funny man.

Well like you we all have our opinions and that was mine;)

Carolly;1171774 wrote: Your opinion not mine by far.I have two options at the moment as I am unwell....come online or watch tele.To sit here is doing me no good and I tend to watch alot of daytime tele.I have to say that I do not not regard Noel Edmunds what you called him and as for Loose Women....I just love that programme.Having been in the Antique game I also enjoy those type of programmes and many people have agreed with me on the fact the day programmes are better than the evening ones.I do agree with you about Paul but maybe thats because some years ago I worked with him and his one funny man.

Well like you we all have our opinions and that was mine;) I've also watched Cash in the attic and that one about hunting for antiques that go in auction. That has to be one of the funniest i've seen. Why do they buy such rubbish? :wah: The expert is saying 'Yes, it's cracked, it's not authentic, it's only plate silver, but if you can get the price down, it could make a profit'. :wah: I watch them buying this rubbish thinking' Nooooooooooooooooo' :wah: I do like the guy who presents it though, Tim some-one or other. Then there are all these property shows........ just awful :(:(

oscar;1171776 wrote: I've also watched Cash in the attic and that one about hunting for antiques that go in auction. That has to be one of the funniest i've seen. Why do they buy such rubbish? :wah: The expert is saying 'Yes, it's cracked, it's not authentic, it's only plate silver, but if you can get the price down, it could make a profit'. :wah: I watch them buying this rubbish thinking' Nooooooooooooooooo' :wah: I do like the guy who presents it though, Tim some-one or other. Then there are all these property shows........ just awful :(:(One mans poison and all that.I go in peoples houses and think OMG this is awful....so boring....such cheap rubbish and so on and yet some may think they could never live here....Just like the programmes we watch we are all different and we should never knock what other people enjoy...just like their homes.I also happen to like the property ones.Something happened to me some years back and I changed overnight to what I watched.I even stopped watching my favourite Soaps and just wanted to watch REAL programmes and not made up ones.I have since gone back to certain Soaps but still cant watch anything else that isn't "real".....abit of a pain really and I really have tried but I just get so bored.....see as I said we all are different:)

Carolly;1171785 wrote: One mans poison and all that.I go in peoples houses and think OMG this is awful....so boring....such cheap rubbish and so on and yet some may think they could never live here....Just like the programmes we watch we are all different and we should never knock what other people enjoy...just like their homes.I also happen to like the property ones.Something happened to me some years back and I changed overnight to what I watched.I even stopped watching my favourite Soaps and just wanted to watch REAL programmes and not made up ones.I have since gone back to certain Soaps but still cant watch anything else that isn't "real".....abit of a pain really and I really have tried but I just get so bored.....see as I said we all are different:) True Carolly, I mean, I just can't imagine you settling down to an episode of 'The Shield' :wah:

I used to like 'Enders' and 'Corrie' but i just get so bored with it now. I only like it when there's a phycso running loose like Phill Michell or Richard Hillman. Still, it's better than watching Robson Green go fishing that Mr O watches.

oscar;1171793 wrote: True Carolly, I mean, I just can't imagine you settling down to an episode of 'The Shield' :wah:

I used to like 'Enders' and 'Corrie' but i just get so bored with it now. I only like it when there's a phycso running loose like Phill Michell or Richard Hillman. Still, it's better than watching Robson Green go fishing that Mr O watches.Now why does that not surprise me:wah:...Right I shouldnt be here and I said about an hour ago I had to go and got side tracked.The Apprentice on tonight....great....but guess you dont like that also lol...ttfn:driving:

Carolly;1171797 wrote: Now why does that not surprise me:wah:...Right I shouldnt be here and I said about an hour ago I had to go and got side tracked.The Apprentice on tonight....great....but guess you dont like that also lol...ttfn:driving: I luuuuuuvvvvvvvv the Apprentice. Now that shocked you didn't it? :wah:

oscar;1171776 wrote: I've also watched Cash in the attic and that one about hunting for antiques that go in auction. That has to be one of the funniest i've seen. Why do they buy such rubbish? :wah: The expert is saying 'Yes, it's cracked, it's not authentic, it's only plate silver, but if you can get the price down, it could make a profit'. :wah: I watch them buying this rubbish thinking' Nooooooooooooooooo' :wah: I do like the guy who presents it though, Tim some-one or other. Then there are all these property shows........ just awful :(:(


I've watched those shows here in the states.

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oscar;1171773 wrote: It's shyte isn't it???



Having been home alot during the day of late with Mr O..... I have caught some British day time TV.

I don't watch much tv and only like Channel Dave and 'The Shield' at the moment in the US Channel, but day time TV is just awful.

Jeremey Kyle......... W*nker

Noel Edmunds......W*nker

Loose Women........ Cr*p

I could go on.

I do like Paul O'Grady, now he's really funny but the rest? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


Well, well, we can agree on something then. You're right, he's a tosser

oscar;1171773 wrote: It's shyte isn't it???



Having been home alot during the day of late with Mr O..... I have caught some British day time TV.

I don't watch much tv and only like Channel Dave and 'The Shield' at the moment in the US Channel, but day time TV is just awful.

Jeremey Kyle......... W*nker

Noel Edmunds......W*nker

Loose Women........ Cr*p

I could go on.

I do like Paul O'Grady, now he's really funny but the rest? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


Agree with everything there, except the bit about Paul O Grady being funny!

Snowfire;1171908 wrote: Well, well, we can agree on something then. You're right, he's a tosser


All i have seen of him so far is a pint sized smug, know-all, smarmy git in a suit bringing on various exhibits from sink estates that look like they are on day release, using lots of patronising, condescending words such as 'my sweet' while pumping his endless inflated ego that makes me surprised he can even get his head out the door.

Apart from that.... it's OK.

And ..... No.... No-one will ever convince me that there is a real banker on the other end of the phone on 'Deal or no deal'. 'Edmunds' as usual, is talking to himself.

dubs;1171957 wrote: Agree with everything there, except the bit about Paul O Grady being funny! Good..... I'm not the only one who thinks it's all awful then.

Doctors?????? What's that all about????

I watch soap in the day time. But usually if I'm here I see them above on the telly but always catch them in the morning on tv...reruns from the day before.:wah:

oscar;1171998 wrote: Good..... I'm not the only one who thinks it's all awful then.

Doctors?????? What's that all about????


I think it's where old actors go when they can't act anymore!!

Don't get me started on "Deal or no Deal"! The TV execs who came up with that are genius.....They've managed to get a good chunk of daytime viewers, to sit and watch people open empty boxes...

dubs;1172011 wrote: Don't get me started on "Deal or no Deal"! The TV execs who came up with that are genius.....They've managed to get a good chunk of daytime viewers, to sit and watch people open empty boxes... But my husband is enrapt in it????? I tell him he's watching an imaginary person on the end of a phone to get some-one to open empty boxes!!!!

YouTube - swearing gran on deal or no deal

WARNING, NANA DOES SWEAR IN THIS CLIP.

oscar;1172027 wrote: But my husband is enrapt in it????? I tell him he's watching an imaginary person on the end of a phone to get some-one to open empty boxes!!!!

YouTube - swearing gran on deal or no deal

WARNING, NANA DOES SWEAR IN THIS CLIP.


It'll be "Celebrity watching paint dry" next! You see, mark my words!:wah::wah:

dubs;1172030 wrote: It'll be "Celebrity watching paint dry" next! You see, mark my words!:wah::wah: We had that with those make-over shows didn't we? How to re-decorate a house for £5. Then 'Groundforce' with Titchymarsh'. Thanks goodness they died a death.

Have you seen 'Dickensons real deal'? Dire, absolutely dire.

Peter Lake;1172044 wrote: We had that with those make-over shows didn't we? How to re-decorate a house for £5. Then 'Groundforce' with Titchymarsh'. Thanks goodness they died a death.

Have you seen 'Dickensons real deal'? Dire, absolutely dire.


Oh Jeez! My mam watches it...What the hell colour is that bloke?:-2

dubs;1172049 wrote: Oh Jeez! My mam watches it...What the hell colour is that bloke?:-2 We actually watch this but not for the fine quality of the programme or the high tension of the deal, no.

We watch it hoping we are going to see the moment Dickinsons teeth finally lose the Polygrip and fly out of his mouth. Have you noticed that every so often, he does this huge lisp where he's trying to hang on to the false teeth for dear life?

As for the colour, I agree with my wife in that he doesn't have a fake tan. He nips down to B&Q for a vat of Cuprinol (on a wednesday for his pensioners discount) and fills the bath up with that. My shed is a very similar colour infact.

Carolly;1171785 wrote: One mans poison and all that.I go in peoples houses and think OMG this is awful....so boring....such cheap rubbish and so on and yet some may think they could never live here....Just like the programmes we watch we are all different and we should never knock what other people enjoy...just like their homes.I also happen to like the property ones.Something happened to me some years back and I changed overnight to what I watched.I even stopped watching my favourite Soaps and just wanted to watch REAL programmes and not made up ones.I have since gone back to certain Soaps but still cant watch anything else that isn't "real".....abit of a pain really and I really have tried but I just get so bored.....see as I said we all are different:)


I love the property shows to, House Hunters International, Buy Me, Property Virgins and the one you and I both love with the English couple that aren't married.......but they act like they are....its taken place in Britain, just cannot the name of it now!:-5:-5

also watch Sarah's house, she is an awesome designer!

oscar;1171991 wrote:

And ..... No.... No-one will ever convince me that there is a real banker on the other end of the phone on 'Deal or no deal'. 'Edmunds' as usual, is talking to himself.The contestants not only talk to the Banker on the phone but meet him off screen......but I can see where your coming from sometimes with the banter but yes there is someone who plays this part but if he says half of what Noel says is another story.Knock as much as you like though but many people are hooked including me and if that makes me some sort of saddo ....I really dont gve a stuff:wah:

Peter Lake;1172044 wrote:

Have you seen 'Dickensons real deal'? Dire, absolutely dire.


Peter Lake;1172052 wrote: We actually watch this but not for the fine quality of the programme or the high tension of the deal, no.

We watch it hoping we are going to see the moment Dickinsons teeth finally lose the Polygrip and fly out of his mouth. Have you noticed that every so often, he does this huge lisp where he's trying to hang on to the false teeth for dear life?

As for the colour, I agree with my wife in that he doesn't have a fake tan. He nips down to B&Q for a vat of Cuprinol (on a wednesday for his pensioners discount) and fills the bath up with that. My shed is a very similar colour infact.I thought we were discussing the programme and not take the pee out of what colour Dickinson is and also for the record its a programme that many enjoy for what it is and not what Dickinson looks like.I dont like many programmes and that at times really pees me off:( but dont mock the people on it as if they pee me off that much I simply dont watch it.

Now its nearly 10am.....great.....some programmes I wanna watch:D;)

Carolly;1172181 wrote: The contestants not only talk to the Banker on the phone but meet him off screen......but I can see where your coming from sometimes with the banter but yes there is someone who plays this part but if he says half of what Noel says is another story.Knock as much as you like though but many people are hooked including me and if that makes me some sort of saddo ....I really dont gve a stuff:wah:



I thought we were discussing the programme and not take the pee out of what colour Dickinson is and also for the record its a programme that many enjoy for what it is and not what Dickinson looks like.I dont like many programmes and that at times really pees me off:( but dont mock the people on it as if they pee me off that much I simply dont watch it.

Now its nearly 10am.....great.....some programmes I wanna watch:D;) No, sorry carooly but when it comes to Dickenson, i get radiation poisoning from the glow of his skin.

Did you see the apprentice last night? What exactly was that balck box thingy that looked like a broken tv with the wires hanging out? :wah:

oscar;1172184 wrote: No, sorry carooly but when it comes to Dickenson, i get radiation poisoning from the glow of his skin.

Did you see the apprentice last night? What exactly was that balck box thingy that looked like a broken tv with the wires hanging out? :wah:
Well dont watch it then woman:-5 and then you will be healthy:D

I saw it yes:wah: and gawd only knows what that weird object wasmind you what the hell do I know about keeping fit:yh_rotfl

Carolly;1172197 wrote: Well dont watch it then woman:-5 and then you will be healthy:D

I saw it yes:wah: and gawd only knows what that weird object wasmind you what the hell do I know about keeping fit:yh_rotfl I felt so sorry for the guy who got fired although he was a bit wimpy. that tall bird with the black hair on last nights winning team is going to win..... I like her.

You must keep fit Carolly, we can't have you conking out on us. I'm just trying to think of a day time tv prog that i like........ no..... I can't :wah:

I do like 'Judge Judy', does that count?

Can't remember the last time I watched day time telly. I do know the next time my telly is on for me in the daytime it will be to watch Wimbledon

oscar;1172199 wrote: I felt so sorry for the guy who got fired although he was a bit wimpy. that tall bird with the black hair on last nights winning team is going to win..... I like her.

You must keep fit Carolly, we can't have you conking out on us. I'm just trying to think of a day time tv prog that i like........ no..... I can't :wah:

I do like 'Judge Judy', does that count?Well as for keeping healthy....I bought a Stroller from QVC a few years ago when my muscles wasted away and I had to learn to walk again and I was on it alot...now it looks nice with me bags hanging on it:rolleyes:

I aint a clue whose going to win yet

As for Judge Judy....ye she counts:D

Betty Boop;1172201 wrote: Can't remember the last time I watched day time telly. I do know the next time my telly is on for me in the daytime it will be to watch Wimbledon :DOh thats when it rains Betty:wah:;)

Carolly;1172204 wrote: Oh thats when it rains Betty:wah:;)


:yh_rotfl errmm yes, but not this year, it's going to a sun filled two weeks :yh_pray:yh_pray

Carolly;1172202 wrote: Well as for keeping healthy....I bought a Stroller from QVC a few years ago when my muscles wasted away and I had to learn to walk again and I was on it alot...now it looks nice with me bags hanging on it:rolleyes:

I aint a clue whose going to win yet

As for Judge Judy....ye she counts:D :wah: I find Mr O's old zimmer very handy for hanging bags on :wah: Well, I'm off..... got an exciting morning with the bank and then Pete's got hospital. Catch yer later .

Betty Boop;1172206 wrote: :yh_rotfl errmm yes, but not this year, it's going to a sun filled two weeks :yh_pray:yh_prayWanna bet:rolleyes:.Oh it will be strawberry time then:DI have fields here where I can go strawberry picking...thats if I aint been banned for eating more than I pick and pay for:o.Mind you me bending days are over I reckon so there all safe this year:wah:Hope you get to watch a rainless game this year;)

Betty Boop;1172201 wrote: Can't remember the last time I watched day time telly. I do know the next time my telly is on for me in the daytime it will be to watch Wimbledon The last time i watched Wimbledon, a dog ran onto the court.

The dog went on to beat Tim Henman in straight sets.

Carolly;1172214 wrote: Wanna bet:rolleyes:.Oh it will be strawberry time then:DI have fields here where I can go strawberry picking...thats if I aint been banned for eating more than I pick and pay for:o.Mind you me bending days are over I reckon so there all safe this year:wah:Hope you get to watch a rainless game this year;)


Just one game, oh come on, grant me at least a full day! :wah:



oscar;1172216 wrote: The last time i watched Wimbledon, a dog ran onto the court.

The dog went on to beat Tim Henman in straight sets.


:wah::wah: