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Gun rights joke

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:08 pm
by BTS
Excerpt from a recent live radio interview on one of the regional Welsh stations:

A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a Youth club:

Interviewer:- So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?

Jones:- We're going to teach them climbing, abseiling, canoeing, archery, shooting...

Interviewer:- Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible isn't it?

Jones:- I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range.

Interviewer:- Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

Jones:- I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm.

Interviewer:- But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

Jones:- Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one are you?

Needless to say, the interview was terminated almost immediately......

Gun rights joke

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:57 am
by Rapunzel
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

What a fantastic comeback! I wish I could produce witty one-liners at a moments notice and not 3 days later when the moment has long gone! :rolleyes: