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I watched this story being told on tele today....some say its impossible but others said its true......all I can say if it is......flipping eck:-2

Russian media has reported that a man who complained to doctors of severe chest pains was told he had a fir tree growing inside his lung.

Artyom Sidorkin found a fir tree inside his lung. Pic:East2west News

Reports say Artyom Sidorkin, 28, from the Urals region of Russia, is believed to have inhaled a seed which then sprouted inside him.

Doctors were convinced he had cancer after he came to them complaining of agonising chest pains and coughing up blood.

An X-ray showed what was believed to be a tumour, and he was rushed to the operating theatre.

Surgeon Vladimir Kamashev from Izhevsk in the Urals was quoted as saying "We were 100% sure."

"We did X-rays and found what looked exactly like a tumour. I had seen hundreds before, so we decided on surgery."

Before removing the major part of the man's lung, the surgeon investigated the tissue taken in a biopsy.

"I thought I was hallucinating," said Dr Kamashev.

"I asked my assistant to have a look: 'Come and see this - we've got a fir tree here'."

"He nodded in shock. I blinked three times as I was sure I was seeing things."

The 2in (5cm) spruce, which was said to be touching the man's capillaries and causing severe pain, was removed.

Mr Sidorkin, now recovering after the op, said in reports: "To be honest I did not feel any foreign object inside me. But I'm just so relieved it's not cancer.":D

Good thing it wasn't a tomato, growing in his eustachian canal!

Bill Sikes;1175687 wrote: Good thing it wasn't a tomato, growing in his eustachian canal!
As it happens.....we do eat alot of seeds one way or another including lots of tomato ones:-2

Or a bullrush growing in his alimentary canal !

This has to be a windup surely......oh well .....who knows......who cares:rolleyes::driving:

Carolly;1175678 wrote: I watched this story being told on tele today....some say its impossible but others said its true......all I can say if it is......flipping eck:-2

Russian media has reported that a man who complained to doctors of severe chest pains was told he had a fir tree growing inside his lung.

Artyom Sidorkin found a fir tree inside his lung. Pic:East2west News

Reports say Artyom Sidorkin, 28, from the Urals region of Russia, is believed to have inhaled a seed which then sprouted inside him.

Doctors were convinced he had cancer after he came to them complaining of agonising chest pains and coughing up blood.

An X-ray showed what was believed to be a tumour, and he was rushed to the operating theatre.

Surgeon Vladimir Kamashev from Izhevsk in the Urals was quoted as saying "We were 100% sure."

"We did X-rays and found what looked exactly like a tumour. I had seen hundreds before, so we decided on surgery."

Before removing the major part of the man's lung, the surgeon investigated the tissue taken in a biopsy.

"I thought I was hallucinating," said Dr Kamashev.

"I asked my assistant to have a look: 'Come and see this - we've got a fir tree here'."

"He nodded in shock. I blinked three times as I was sure I was seeing things."

The 2in (5cm) spruce, which was said to be touching the man's capillaries and causing severe pain, was removed.

Mr Sidorkin, now recovering after the op, said in reports: "To be honest I did not feel any foreign object inside me. But I'm just so relieved it's not cancer.":D


I actually saw a picture of the lung. I will try to find the link for us but the report i saw and the pic looked pretty real to me.. Still, it's better than a tree up your arsse. :(

oscar;1175709 wrote: I actually saw a picture of the lung. I will try to find the link for us but the report i saw and the pic looked pretty real to me.. Still, it's better than a tree up your arsse. :(How do you know have you had one:-2;)

Carolly;1175678 wrote: I watched this story being told on tele today....some say its impossible but others said its true......all I can say if it is......flipping eck:-2

:D I found the link Carolly for us...... there's a good video of the lung in the article.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... -lung.html

oscar;1175715 wrote: :D I found the link Carolly for us...... there's a good video of the lung in the article.

Surgeons find fir tree 'growing inside patient's lung' - Telegraph
Fanks Oscar but now I feel sick...........:driving:

Carolly;1175724 wrote: Fanks Oscar but now I feel sick...........:driving: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl It is real though. And no I've never had a tree up my arsse :wah:

oscar;1175728 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl It is real though. And no I've never had a tree up my arsse :wah:Well yer never to old to learn thats all I can say......about the tree I mean btw:wah::wah:

Carolly;1175729 wrote: Well yer never to old to learn thats all I can say......about the tree I mean btw:wah::wah: I'm wondering...... if they hadn't found the fir tree, would it have continued to grow until it came out of his arsse or he grew pine nuts? Then he could have branched out.

oscar;1175731 wrote: I'm wondering...... if they hadn't found the fir tree, would it have continued to grow until it came out of his arsse or he grew pine nuts? Then he could have branched out.:wah:Surely this is a belated April Fools day fing.....that bit of green looks like its been plonked there:D

Carolly;1175734 wrote: :wah:Surely this is a belated April Fools day fing.....that bit of green looks like its been plonked there:D
:wah: That lung does look suspiciously like a leg of lamb with a rosemary stuffing.

oscar;1175735 wrote: :wah: That lung does look suspiciously like a leg of lamb with a rosemary stuffing. I reckon ive just made a complete pratt of myself putting this thread up....me finks we have been done:-5:-5:mad:

Carolly;1175736 wrote: I reckon ive just made a complete pratt of myself putting this thread up....me finks we have been done:-5:-5:mad: When i googled the link, there was several reports on it including SKY. I do think it's true.

oscar;1175737 wrote: When i googled the link, there was several reports on it including SKY. I do think it's true. I have an idea.....eat an acorn or a conker and see if a tree grows inside you.....keep yerself well watered.....abit of plant food and see if it works.....if it does we will know if its true.....just dont go near to many dogs or stand still in the park:D

Amazing story Carol:-6

Kathy Ellen;1175739 wrote: Amazing story Carol:-6

Yes.... it's TREE MENDOUS

Carolly;1175738 wrote: I have an idea.....eat an acorn or a conker and see if a tree grows inside you.....keep yerself well watered.....abit of plant food and see if it works.....if it does we will know if its true.....just dont go near to many dogs or stand still in the park:D :wah: A lemon pip would smell nicer.

oscar;1175742 wrote: :wah: A lemon pip would smell nicer.Oh this cant be true fgs....I mean ....come on fink about it....a tree growing in ye body:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Poor guy...............he really needs a good tree surgeon.........asap.

along-for-the-ride;1175747 wrote: Poor guy...............he really needs a good tree surgeon.........asap.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

It's got to be better to have it surgically removed I'd have thought...I mean, you wouldn't want the first indication to be trying to crap a Pine Cone out, would you?..... That's gotta hurt! I don't even want to think about that. It'd tear your bum to shreds..Nasty!

Sequence of events.

:-3Oooh, what's that?

:mad:Holy mother of God!

:-1What the hell have I eaten?

:DAaaahhhhhh!

dubs;1175749 wrote: It's got to be better to have it surgically removed I'd have thought...I mean, you wouldn't want the first indication to be trying to crap a Pine Cone out, would you?..... That's gotta hurt! I don't even want to think about that. It'd tear your bum to shreds..Nasty!

Sequence of events.

:-3Oooh, what's that?

:mad:Holy mother of God!

:-1What the hell have I eaten?

:DAaaahhhhhh!


That's the exact sequence i go through every saturday morning after my friday night Ruby :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;1175744 wrote: Oh this cant be true fgs....I mean ....come on fink about it....a tree growing in ye body:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl This link is a twist on the story about a body found in a tree as oppossed to a tree found in a body.:

Skeleton found in tree 29 years after suicide - Telegraph

oscar;1175751 wrote: That's the exact sequence i go through every saturday morning after my friday night Ruby :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


WHAT????? You have Pine Cones in your curry???:wah::wah:

oscar;1175753 wrote: This link is a twist on the story about a body found in a tree as oppossed to a tree found in a body.:

Skeleton found in tree 29 years after suicide - TelegraphHave you seen my garden.....I have loads of trees.....I may have to get them cut after seeing that:-2

Carolly;1175689 wrote: As it happens.....we do eat alot of seeds one way or another including lots of tomato ones:-2


nope, not me, I eat no seeds!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Tree Grows in Human Body?
Well, I'm not one to brag, but... :yh_rotfl

Odie;1175783 wrote: nope, not me, I eat no seeds!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Swallowing still counts as eating.

oscar;1175728 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl It is real though. And no I've never had a tree up my arsse :wah:


You have had a stick up your butt. :p

Nomad;1175800 wrote: You have had a stick up your butt. :p B*tch :p:p

G-man;1175793 wrote: Well, I'm not one to brag, but... :yh_rotfl



Swallowing still counts as eating.













:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;1175689 wrote: we do eat alot of seeds one way or another including lots of tomato ones -2


Sorry, that was an allusion to "Snopes".

oscar;1175731 wrote: I'm wondering...... if they hadn't found the fir tree, would it have continued to grow until it came out of his arsse or he grew pine nuts? Then he could have branched out.


Yes, and we could decorate him for Christmas:yh_rotfl

qsducks;1175880 wrote: Yes, and we could decorate him for Christmas:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl....its the way you tell 'em:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Bill Sikes;1175857 wrote: Sorry, that was an allusion to "Snopes".Ok;)

Carolly;1175935 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl....its the way you tell 'em:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Don't move I have to plug in the lights:yh_rotfl and we'll hang ornaments from anything protruding out.:yh_rotfl

qsducks;1175940 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Don't move I have to plug in the lights:yh_rotfl and we'll hang ornaments from anything protruding out.:yh_rotfl
Now behave!!!!:wah::wah:

Or a bullrush growing in his alimentary canal


...or a bull rushing along your local canal!

("Eeeeek" SPLOSH)

Carolly;1175942 wrote: Now behave!!!!:wah::wah:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks;1175959 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I have posted this story before so i apologise to those who read it months ago but this talk of things coming out of arsses reminded me again.

When my dog Mulder was a pup, we had large pot plants and he'd dig all the soil out when we were out. To stop him, I covered the soil with tin foil. It still didn't work as we'd come home and find the foil gone and a pile of soil on the carpet still. One night he was having his last toilet break in the garden before going to bed and i went to call him in. I saw something glinting in the moonlight and the next morning we found his piles of poo complete with tin foil in it. Still, it saved buying garden lights for a few weeks. :wah:

oscar;1175997 wrote: I have posted this story before so i apologise to those who read it months ago but this talk of things coming out of arsses reminded me again.

When my dog Mulder was a pup, we had large pot plants and he'd dig all the soil out when we were out. To stop him, I covered the soil with tin foil. It still didn't work as we'd come home and find the foil gone and a pile of soil on the carpet still. One night he was having his last toilet break in the garden before going to bed and i went to call him in. I saw something glinting in the moonlight and the next morning we found his piles of poo complete with tin foil in it. Still, it saved buying garden lights for a few weeks. :wah:


A totally trained dog who takes his own poop out:yh_rotfl

Hopefully his wife has a yen for his pine nuts.

YZGI;1176009 wrote: Hopefully his wife has a yen for his pine nuts. She'll save a fortune on pine air freshners :wah:

I hope he doesn't have a dog that wants to constantly mark his territory.

I was the twit who got all excited at the thought that all I had to do was go online to some site and sit and look at somefing weird an I would look 21 again...or there abouts:rolleyes:...then I saw it was April 1st:-5:-5So the more I fink about this tree fing .....it just cant be true:-5:-5

Is his name perhaps Brooklyn?



A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (1945)

Carolly;1176020 wrote: I was the twit who got all excited at the thought that all I had to do was go online to some site and sit and look at somefing weird an I would look 21 again...or there abouts:rolleyes:...then I saw it was April 1st:-5:-5So the more I fink about this tree fing .....it just cant be true:-5:-5 I've checked the dates on all the repots and it wasn't April 1st. I do think it's true.

YZGI;1176022 wrote: Is his name perhaps Brooklyn?



A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (1945)


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl