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I have dishes waiting in the sink to be washed ...........by the time I get to them the water will be cold and I'll have to drain the water. HO hum.

I'm lacking in all self discipline at the moment and counldn't care less about doing the lawns or the housework beyond what is needed to be neat.

I have to go into town and do some shopping and pay rent and have the water pump fixed but I can put it off till later I guess.................I suppose.

So instead I'm sitting here being bored. looking for some kind of enlightenment from the great people here . ..........:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl..............Okay maybe that's going overboard but- Hey what the heck. Maybe someone will shock me.



Now lets all sing.......................Hoooooome ooon the Range.............Where the dear and the aaaantelope play..........:-6:-6

'Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,

And the skies are not cloudy all day'

Bugger the dishes and the housework there's more important things in life

Betty Boop;1176332 wrote:

Bugger the dishes and the housework there's more important things in life


Yeah!

You know my mum used to sing that song when she was really pissed off

Most mums count to 10 but not my mother.

Everything I have to do within the next few weeks doesn't have a good side to it so it's a "I'm not doing anything in between" week. I will although put up a pic of the new car I will buy next week.

Hugh Jackman is obviously looking for attention again. He's just scaled down the side of a building in Melbourne ....................Is there nothing that man cannot do?

I am getting visitors tomorrow arvo and there house is like a showhome but my house has toys all over the place sticky fingerprints all over the place from the little cherub:-4 so I am suppose to be cleaning vacuuming scrubbing washing the dishes doing the washing making the beds.....and what am I doing......NOTHING...cant get motivated this morning :-5:-5

Want to go down to the Pub Fuzz:sneaky:;)

kayleneaussie;1176346 wrote: I am getting visitors tomorrow arvo and there house is like a showhome but my house has toys all over the place sticky fingerprints all over the place from the little cherub:-4 so I am suppose to be cleaning vacuuming scrubbing washing the dishes doing the washing making the beds.....and what am I doing......NOTHING...cant get motivated this morning :-5:-5



Want to go down to the Pub Fuzz:sneaky:;)


I feel the same way Kaylene:-4 No matter how many hours I'm putting into completing tasks, not enought seems to be getting done:-5



I'd love to go to the pub with you....hurry up...get dressed;):wah:

kayleneaussie;1176346 wrote: I am getting visitors tomorrow arvo and there house is like a showhome but my house has toys all over the place sticky fingerprints all over the place from the little cherub:-4 so I am suppose to be cleaning vacuuming scrubbing washing the dishes doing the washing making the beds.....and what am I doing......NOTHING...cant get motivated this morning :-5:-5

Want to go down to the Pub Fuzz:sneaky:;)


so just get off your butt and do it!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Kathy Ellen;1176348 wrote: I feel the same way Kaylene:-4 No matter how many hours I'm putting into completing tasks, not enought seems to be getting done:-5



I'd love to go to the pub with you....hurry up...get dressed;):wah:


did someone mention a pub?

to many things to do can be very overwhelming.

trust me.

Kathy Ellen;1176348 wrote: I feel the same way Kaylene:-4 No matter how many hours I'm putting into completing tasks, not enought seems to be getting done:-5



I'd love to go to the pub with you....hurry up...get dressed;):wah:


With ya in a tic kathy .....whose driving or shall we walk:sneaky:

kayleneaussie;1176357 wrote: With ya in a tic kathy .....whose driving or shall we walk:sneaky:






I think that we better walk Kaylene as I plan to have some Irish Whiskey....:wah::wah:





I'll bring the flashlight, and we'll hobble home later on...

kayleneaussie;1176357 wrote: With ya in a tic kathy .....whose driving or shall we walk:sneaky:






I'm going to pop out into the yard to look at some stars Kay....maybe I'll see a comet or the ISS.......join me for a scotch and a wee sweet, tipper cigar....:-6:guitarist



I don't smoke anymore but do love to puff, not inhale, a little, sweet cigar once in awhile;)

Kathy Ellen;1176367 wrote: I'm going to pop out into the yard to look at some stars Kay....maybe I'll see a comet or the ISS.......join me for a scotch and a wee sweet, tipper cigar....:-6:guitarist



I don't smoke anymore but do love to puff, not inhale, a little, sweet cigar once in awhile;)


ahhhhhhhhhh sounds good to me......just cleaned the kitchen toilets and bathroom and put the washing on.....hubby is going to think I have been working all day

kayleneaussie;1176370 wrote: ahhhhhhhhhh sounds good to me......just cleaned the kitchen toilets and bathroom and put the washing on.....hubby is going to think I have been working all day




:sneaky:Good to keep the hubby guessing Kay:yh_rotfl





Oy vey, good thing you didn't come out for a smoke with me





Now remember that it's quiet at the beach right now because the tourists are not here yet.





11:30 AM....I went out to my backyard with a Paddy's whiskey and sweet-tipper cigar, looking at the sky in a swivel chair looking for comets......ahhhhhh shear bliss..... Stupid me, I thought that only cats would be roaming about now on this quiet night.





As I'm looking at the sky I see a figure walking through my yard....I flashed my flashlight on him and he looked like a deer caugh in headlights:yh_rotfl. WTF says I.......He then came around and wanted to shake my hand:-2 He was as drunk as a skunk and said he lived next door. I told him to be on his way and thankfully he left.





After he left, I realized that he was the friend of the 18 yr. old man who lives there sometimes.





He scared the living bejeebers out of me:(





Think I'll get me a tazer and zap him next time he wanders in my backyard:D:D

Kathy Ellen;1176367 wrote: I'm going to poop out into the yard


Way too much info Kath.

Nomad;1176382 wrote: Way too much info Kath.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Hey....if I need to poop out there, I carry one of those little plastic bags...so all is good:wah:

Kathy Ellen;1176384 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Hey....if I need to poop out there, I carry one of those little plastic bags...so all is good:wah:




No one is judging you.

Kathy Ellen;1176380 wrote: :sneaky:Good to keep the hubby guessing Kay:yh_rotfl





Oy vey, good thing you didn't come out for a smoke with me





Now remember that it's quiet at the beach right now because the tourists are not here yet.





11:30 AM....I went out to my backyard with a Paddy's whiskey and sweet-tipper cigar, looking at the sky in a swivel chair looking for comets......ahhhhhh shear bliss..... Stupid me, I thought that only cats would be roaming about now on this quiet night.





As I'm looking at the sky I see a figure walking through my yard....I flashed my flashlight on him and he looked like a deer caugh in headlights:yh_rotfl. WTF says I.......He then came around and wanted to shake my hand:-2 He was as drunk as a skunk and said he lived next door. I told him to be on his way and thankfully he left.





After he left, I realized that he was the friend of the 18 yr. old man who lives there sometimes.





He scared the living bejeebers out of me:(





Think I'll get me a tazer and zap him next time he wanders in my backyard:D:D




I think you mean pm Kathy:sneaky: :sneaky:glad I wasnt out there with you

Hubby came home just a minute ago and said....chick looks like your been working hard all day, the house looks beautiful :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl little does he know;);)

kayleneaussie;1176389 wrote: I think you mean pm Kathy:sneaky: :sneaky:glad I wasnt out there with you




No Kay...I meant AM....Just went out to look at the cosmo as I always do, and there he was, this stranger, drunk as a skunk wandering about in my yard:-5



It used to be so safe here at the beach...not anymore

oops....just realized what you meant Kay. I originally said 12:30 AM as that was the time I was outside, but our FG "gmt" time is an hour earlier, so I changed the time to suit my time. Oy vey, hope that makes sense.

Kathy Ellen;1176397 wrote: No Kay...I meant AM....Just went out to look at the cosmo as I always do, and there he was, this stranger, drunk as a skunk wandering about in my yard:-5



It used to be so safe here at the beach...not anymore

oops....just realized what you meant Kay. I originally said 12:30 AM as that was the time I was outside, but our FG "gmt" time is an hour earlier, so I changed the time to suit my time. Oy vey, hope that makes sense.


what in the day time

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm now I am confused :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;1176402 wrote: ummmmmmmmmmmmmm now I am confused :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Kay 12.30am is half an hour past midnight:D12.30pm is half an hour past noon:D:yh_rotfl

So anyway folks................apparently I'm getting a diamond ring and a Newfoundland puppie this week:-5 Ever had those days where you should just shut your mouth and pretend to live on an island?

and someone mentioned "pub"? hmmmm bit early yet I'll join you later.

fuzzywuzzy;1177111 wrote: So anyway folks................apparently I'm getting a diamond ring and a Newfoundland puppie this week:-5 Ever had those days where you should just shut your mouth and pretend to live on an island?

and someone mentioned "pub"? hmmmm bit early yet I'll join you later.


:wah: You're getting what this week?

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kayleneaussie;1176402 wrote: ummmmmmmmmmmmmm now I am confused :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Sorry Kaylene:-4



That's my fault. I meant to put 12:30 AM and not 11:30 AM...sorry;)

-unwanted emails to be put in the garbage bin where they belong!:mad:



-doing a brand new address book!:-5



-cleaning the fish tank!

-organizing my basement and cleaning out the closets!:eek:

along-for-the-ride;1177147 wrote: :wah: You're getting what this week?


yep you got it right . well if there is a littler available.

The diamond ring will have sapphires in it though..........I like sapphires.

fuzzywuzzy;1177111 wrote: So anyway folks................apparently I'm getting a diamond ring and a Newfoundland puppie this week:-5 Ever had those days where you should just shut your mouth and pretend to live on an island?

and someone mentioned "pub"? hmmmm bit early yet I'll join you later.


take the diamond ring and sell the dog!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

fuzzywuzzy;1177384 wrote: yep you got it right . well if there is a littler available.

The diamond ring will have sapphires in it though..........I like sapphires.


Like this?

fuzzywuzzy;1176330 wrote: I have dishes waiting in the sink to be washed ...........by the time I get to them the water will be cold and I'll have to drain the water. HO hum.

I'm lacking in all self discipline at the moment and counldn't care less about doing the lawns or the housework beyond what is needed to be neat.

I have to go into town and do some shopping and pay rent and have the water pump fixed but I can put it off till later I guess.................I suppose.

So instead I'm sitting here being bored. looking for some kind of enlightenment from the great people here . ..........:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl..............Okay maybe that's going overboard but- Hey what the heck. Maybe someone will shock me.



Now lets all sing.......................Hoooooome ooon the Range.............Where the dear and the aaaantelope play..........:-6:-6


Roll yourself a great big spliff and light it up, then crank up some music, throw the dishes in the trash bin and go buy yourself some paper plates.

Get a great big garbage bag, and whatever is lying around on the floor just pick it up and put it in the bag and then throw it out, if it was on the floor in the first place it couldn’t be all that important.

That's what I keep telling my children Mikeinie.............if it's on the floor it gets swept up, sucked up, or thrown out :wah:

don't worry about the diamond ring guys .

christ men are boring. !!!!!!! I'm suddenly doing the run around for my own gift from one guy and the other is on his third strike. ..............You know...........There's always been tall and short girls around and when you go to training nights, pointing out that a girl is tall is no reason to stare at her arse. (He'd stared at another arse a few weeks before and it's embarrassing ..reminds me of a dirty old man.) So the gifts and all mean nothing and the dog is meaning very little at this point.....another words if it takes longer to acquire a dog then you have to talk to me for longer.:-5:-5:-5 .............and yes there's more to that than me just getting a dog, I gave him my golden retriever.

I'm begining to dislike men. and not just because of these two but because I hear it reverberated in their friends.

You know, when I went to the hospital when my ex wrote my car off His inspector made comment about my breasts.........can you believe that? Now the other is showering me with gifts and parties while he looks at other womens arses.

WTF?

should I just take them for all they've got since they are taking me for a ride? They think I'm stupid and can't make a simple decision for myself!!! should I just be a bitch?

Oh internet! you lovely internet! I never get any troubles from you . You are there when I need you. and I can turn you off and forget whenever I want to. I don't have to feed or water you. I don't have to think you need more than I do .

**** it i'm taking the ring and the puppie and then let them complain how ungrateful I am!!!!!!!!

Okay folks just arguing with myself here there's nothing to see Go back to your homes .AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!