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I logged on tonight to find that Nomad and my husband have been plotting my demise on threads in the middle of the night.

What a bizzarre friendship you two have formed?

First of all Nomad, I found out about the plan to have me assassinated while i slept.

Peter Lake will not be joining you to drink Tequilla, conquer England and buy a stetson.

And if Peter Lake did not go into hospital today, he would be in there anyway.

Be warned Nomad....... No man has ever out-witted me. Your threads have been discovered.

I'm watching your every move now.

Are they dating now?:D

YZGI;1178794 wrote: Are they dating now?:D
Going by their posts, I believe some affection has been formed between them.

oscar;1178796 wrote: Going by their posts, I believe some affection has been formed between them.
Thats what I saw too. Have Peter check out the cheating thread and see if he doesn't back off the Nomie is my Homie stuff.

YZGI;1178801 wrote: Thats what I saw too. Have Peter check out the cheating thread and see if he doesn't back off the Nomie is my Homie stuff. I f Peter cheats on me with Nomad, I will track him down to America and set Spot on him with a rusty chainsaw.

It's official!!! We've got a bro-mance brewing right here on FG! :yh_rotfl

well gordon brown has you well fooled

G-man;1178910 wrote: It's official!!! We've got a bro-mance brewing right here on FG! :yh_rotfl My husband is British I'll have you know and we don't have any of that Bro-mance malarky in this country thank you very much. That may be the way Nomad does things but I'm putting a stop to this immediately.

:wah: I'm glad you caught those posts, oscar. Nomie and Peter Lake were having too much male bonding going on..........at your expense. :wah:

along-for-the-ride;1178945 wrote: :wah: I'm glad you caught those posts, oscar. Nomie and Peter Lake were having too much male bonding going on..........at your expense. :wah:
Yes, i found them in time. My husband has been acting very strangely since these middle of the night goings on with Nomad. Nomad hasn't posted today so i think he's running scared. :wah:

oscar;1178946 wrote: Yes, i found them in time. My husband has been acting very strangely since these middle of the night goings on with Nomad. Nomad hasn't posted today so i think he's running scared. :wah:






Bequeath thyself with humility or unspeakable horrors will be bestowed upon you with wrath the might of the angry sea.

oscar;1178938 wrote: My husband is British I'll have you know and we don't have any of that Bro-mance malarky in this country thank you very much. That may be the way Nomad does things but I'm putting a stop to this immediately.


That's not what they say about the Brits in this country...

oscar;1178802 wrote: I f Peter cheats on me with Nomad, I will track him down to America and set Spot on him with a rusty chainsaw.


A rusty chainsaw??????? Wow you really are a kinky woman. You know just what nommie is into.:wah::wah:

Nomad;1179039 wrote: Bequeath thyself with humility or unspeakable horrors will be bestowed upon you with wrath the might of the angry sea. You don't scare me putz. Hell hath no fury like an Oscar scorned. G-Man will tell me where you live and i'll be throwing you under the bus like no-body's business.

I got foxes........ they can be trained you know.

G-man;1179047 wrote: That's not what they say about the Brits in this country... Your confused with Ireland Scotland and Wales.

A canadian tourist breaks down in Wales. The mechanic has a look and says 'You've blown a seal'...... she says 'yeah, and you shagg sheep', :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

fuzzywuzzy;1179060 wrote: A rusty chainsaw??????? Wow you really are a kinky woman. You know just what nommie is into.:wah::wah:
I'll get spot to track him down :sneaky::sneaky:

oscar;1179067 wrote: You don't scare me putz. Hell hath no fury like an Oscar scorned. G-Man will tell me where you live and i'll be throwing you under the bus like no-body's business.



I got foxes........ they can be trained you know.


I mock your scorn and eagerly await your feeble attempts to destroy our mission.

Nomad;1179130 wrote: I mock your scorn and eagerly await your feeble attempts to destroy our mission. Peter Lake has been drugged and sedated to thwart further attempts to contact you.

I am recruiting members of FG and contacting them by carrier pigeon to rise up and rebel against your evil plans.

Nomad peter you don't have to plot oscar's demise. If you really really want to annoy a woman just ignore them. OK It might be a week or so before she realises you are not listening but once she does she will be so mad:yh_rotfl (mad as in angry, I would not in any way hint, insinuate or imply that she is insane- OK the BNP thing was bit worrying and so is her infatuation with gordon brown but apart from that she is quite normal I'm sure)

posted by G-Man

It's official!!! We've got a bro-mance brewing right here on FG!


Bro-mance? what on earth is that? sound rude

gmc;1179148 wrote: Nomad peter you don't have to plot oscar's demise. If you really really want to annoy a woman just ignore them. OK It might be a week or so before she realises you are not listening but once she does she will be so mad:yh_rotfl (mad as in angry, I would not in any way hint, insinuate or imply that she is insane- OK the BNP thing was bit worrying and so is her infatuation with gordon brown but apart from that she is quite normal I'm sure)



posted by G-Man





Bro-mance? what on earth is that? sound rude


How do you ignore an earthquake

Nomad;1179150 wrote: How do you ignore an earthquake
I am the evil one, and she who must be obeyed. Peace will not exist until i have my way. Surrender now Nomad or fear for your gonads for ever. I am contacting Chief Spot to plan our tactics against you.

gmc;1179148 wrote: Nomad peter you don't have to plot oscar's demise. If you really really want to annoy a woman just ignore them. OK It might be a week or so before she realises you are not listening but once she does she will be so mad:yh_rotfl (mad as in angry, I would not in any way hint, insinuate or imply that she is insane- OK the BNP thing was bit worrying and so is her infatuation with gordon brown but apart from that she is quite normal I'm sure)

posted by G-Man



Bro-mance? what on earth is that? sound rude Do not get involved with the putz. He has been plotting against me in the middle of the night with my husband to have me seen off and conquer England and Mexico.

Ignoring me will just make matters worse.

I was counting on you Braveheart to lead us into battle.

You really have no idea about the genius that occurs right under your nose.

When Peter Lake enters his sanctuary (garage) you think hes playing with lawnmowers and rearranging tools. HA !

The naivete is appalling.

Nomad;1179159 wrote: You really have no idea about the genius that occurs right under your nose.

When Peter Lake enters his sanctuary (garage) you think hes playing with lawnmowers and rearranging tools. HA !

The naivete is appalling.






I know exactly what he does in that garage. He takes vacumm cleaners to pieces with lawnmowers and re-arranges them in neat orderly piles ready for the scrap yard. The man is deluded, he thinks he's inventing a time machine that will take him back to a time before he said 'I do'. Ha..... I shall destroy his garage while he's sedated.

oscar;1179162 wrote: I know exactly what he does in that garage. He takes vacumm cleaners to pieces with lawnmowers and re-arranges them in neat orderly piles ready for the scrap yard. The man is deluded, he thinks he's inventing a time machine that will take him back to a time before he said 'I do'. Ha..... I shall destroy his garage while he's sedated.




Thats what he wants you to think.

Nomad;1179167 wrote: Thats what he wants you to think. There is a window in the garage and i've seen the neat piles of lawnmowers and vacumm cleaners. His tools are arranged in alphabetical order.

oscar;1179175 wrote: There is a window in the garage and i've seen the neat piles of lawnmowers and vacumm cleaners. His tools are arranged in alphabetical order.




And still you deny his extraordinary intellectual capacity ? :-2

Nomad;1179178 wrote: And still you deny his extraordinary intellectual capacity ? :-2 Of course..... I am in the genious in this house. I can out smart squirrels....he can't.

oscar;1179175 wrote: There is a window in the garage and i've seen the neat piles of lawnmowers and vacumm cleaners. His tools are arranged in alphabetical order.


Are they all color coded as well?:wah:

oscar;1179180 wrote: Of course..... I am in the genious in this house. I can out smart squirrels....he can't.




Hes building a time machine and you are outwitting squirrels.

I rest my case.

Nomad;1179207 wrote: Hes building a time machine and you are outwitting squirrels.

I rest my case.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Nomad;1179207 wrote: Hes building a time machine and you are outwitting squirrels.

I rest my case. Do not under-estimate the peskiness of squirrels. It takes a genious of mind to out-wit them. His machine will never work. It's made from bits of lawnmower and vaccum cleaner that will suck him into another demension. He is clearly derranged and i did have hope for him until the coming together with you.

oscar;1179212 wrote: Do not under-estimate the peskiness of squirrels. It takes a genious of mind to out-wit them. His machine will never work. It's made from bits of lawnmower and vaccum cleaner that will suck him into another demension. He is clearly derranged and i did have hope for him until the coming together with you.


I had a squirrel come down our chimney...oh I wish I'd had a camera that day:wah: as it perched on my pc chair and was trying desperately to logon to the FG:wah: to have a chat with Nomie.

qsducks;1179229 wrote: I had a squirrel come down our chimney...oh I wish I'd had a camera that day:wah: as it perched on my pc chair and was trying desperately to logon to the FG:wah: to have a chat with Nomie. I can believe that but would the squirrel understand 'Nomad speak' as it is a strange language that no-one except Peter Lake seems to understand. I am concerned for my husband and this new bizzarre friendship he has made with Nomad. I fear for his sanity. Did you see the thread where they were talking about buying Peter a stetson? Nomad is a bad influence on Peter's fragile mind..... I must stop this before they invade.

oscar;1179235 wrote: I can believe that but would the squirrel understand 'Nomad speak' as it is a strange language that no-one except Peter Lake seems to understand. I am concerned for my husband and this new bizzarre friendship he has made with Nomad. I fear for his sanity. Did you see the thread where they were talking about buying Peter a stetson? Nomad is a bad influence on Peter's fragile mind..... I must stop this before they invade.


I see we have a problem here:wah:. We must invade Nomi's house with 10 thousand squirrels. I can get them fedexed to his home in no time.

qsducks;1179240 wrote: I see we have a problem here:wah:. We must invade Nomi's house with 10 thousand squirrels. I can get them fedexed to his home in no time. Death by squirrel..... sounds good to me. I'll have a word with my foxes tonight. It's time they re-paid me for all that chicken and jam sandwiches. I'll have a word with pack leader 'Clarkson' to round his pack to attack Nomad.

oscar;1179243 wrote: Death by squirrel..... sounds good to me. I'll have a word with my foxes tonight. It's time they re-paid me for all that chicken and jam sandwiches. I'll have a word with pack leader 'Clarkson' to round his pack to attack Nomad.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks;1179248 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl There's been some newbie's joined the pack and i think one's got mange. He could be usefull in infecting Nomad.

Logging out babe...catch you later.

qsducks;1179254 wrote: Logging out babe...catch you later. I'll be off up the hospital to see Peter soon as well. Catch yer later and hope the Phillies win.

oscar;1179258 wrote: I'll be off up the hospital to see Peter soon as well. Catch yer later and hope the Phillies win.




Tell Peter Lake I cannot proceed without his expertise. The whole mission is on the back burner until he returns. Also if you dont mind just say the words code blackbird. He'll understand.

Nomad;1179501 wrote: Tell Peter Lake I cannot proceed without his expertise. The whole mission is on the back burner until he returns. Also if you dont mind just say the words code blackbird. He'll understand. I have seen the deluded one today. He was rather confused as to his where-a-bouts. I shall be returning soon and give him this strange code word of yours. If he begins to fit and i have to call a nurse, then on your head be it. He is mumbling the words, Stetson, Tequilla, Mexico and Texas in his drug induced sleep. The doctors tell me he may be sane enough to come home tomorrow where he is to be kept under heavy sedation and not allowed near his garage.

Nomad;1179501 wrote: Tell Peter Lake I cannot proceed without his expertise. The whole mission is on the back burner until he returns. Also if you dont mind just say the words code blackbird. He'll understand. I have given Peter Lake your strange code word this afternoon. He was heavilly sedated until i said 'Blackbird' where he began to fit and point to an open window.

oscar;1179618 wrote: I have given Peter Lake your strange code word this afternoon. He was heavilly sedated until i said 'Blackbird' where he began to fit and point to an open window.


He didn't take flight did he?:wah:

qsducks;1179620 wrote: He didn't take flight did he?:wah: No, we strapped him to the bed :yh_rotfl

Off now to see him again...... Catch yer later Ducks. He should be home tomorrow but i'm selling his pc so he can't talk to Nomad:yh_rotfl

oscar;1179622 wrote: No, we strapped him to the bed :yh_rotfl

Off now to see him again...... Catch yer later Ducks. He should be home tomorrow but i'm selling his pc so he can't talk to Nomad:yh_rotfl


Yeah, I'm off too...have been visiting the opinions pages of several online papers...very quiet today. Have to go do the usual...grocery & laundry...such an exciting life:yh_rotfl

qsducks;1179623 wrote: Yeah, I'm off too...have been visiting the opinions pages of several online papers...very quiet today. Have to go do the usual...grocery & laundry...such an exciting life:yh_rotfl Have a good day. I got to do the important thing today..... pick the new car up :yh_rotfl

There is even a poem here in the Garden to commemorate the event.



http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/poetr ... ost1179382

along-for-the-ride;1179756 wrote: There is even a poem here in the Garden to commemorate the event.



http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/poetr ... ost1179382


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Very clever AFR

Just as ole Nomad left his stand,

And stood concealed amid the brake,

To view this wife of Peter Lake.

Now oscar paused, as if again

She thought to catch the distant strain.

With head upraised, and look intent,

And eye and ear attentive, bent,

And locks flung back, and lips apart,

Like monument of modern art,

In listening mood, she seemed to stand,

An FG guardian, strong and grand.

If you have read the posts between Nomad and Peter Lake, you will appreciate my parody.



He's been calling 'Nomad' in his sleep. :yh_rotfl

I want you to produce evidence of Peter Lakes well being.

He hasnt been seen since the inception of our plan and Im suspicious of you.