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Every day I post, I often click to see "Who's Online" Invariably there are new members signing in, modifying their profile or their avatar and then.....nothing.

Seems such a shame and a waste to go to the trouble of subscribing to this place and then never visit again.

Is there someone on the front door not letting back them in, even though they've had their hand stamped ? Cos the doorman needs a slap :wah:

Snowfire;1180330 wrote: Every day I post, I often click to see "Who's Online" Invariably there are new members signing in, modifying their profile or their avatar and then.....nothing.

Seems such a shame and a waste to go to the trouble of subscribing to this place and then never visit again.

Is there someone on the front door not letting back them in, even though they've had their hand stamped ? Cos the doorman needs a slap :wah:


Maybe they see me and run... I have that effect on people :-3

Betty Boop;1180332 wrote: Maybe they see me and run... I have that effect on people :-3


I dont believe that for one moment Betty. Your a fine looking woman. Even in a cardie. :p

Snowfire;1180333 wrote: I dont believe that for one moment Betty. Your a fine looking woman. Even in a cardie. :p


Leave my cardi collection out of this :p:wah:

I've often wondered the same thing, S. Perhaps there's a secret coup being planned.

I've noticed that on a lot of forums. They'll have 1000 members and 900 of them don't have more than 2 posts. Never could figure out why they bothered joining.

Snowfire;1180330 wrote: Every day I post, I often click to see "Who's Online" Invariably there are new members signing in, modifying their profile or their avatar and then.....nothing.



Seems such a shame and a waste to go to the trouble of subscribing to this place and then never visit again.



Is there someone on the front door not letting back them in, even though they've had their hand stamped ? Cos the doorman needs a slap :wah:




Everyone comes through me. If theyre not up to snuff they get the boot.

You should all be grateful to me.

Nomad;1180522 wrote: Everyone comes through me. If theyre not up to snuff they get the boot.

You should all be grateful to me.


Not sure you've been doing your job thoroughly enough. Who let Oscar in ? Who pulled you aside with small talk so she could sneak in ?

You need an assistant

Snowfire;1180527 wrote: Not sure you've been doing your job thoroughly enough. Who let Oscar in ? Who pulled you aside with small talk so she could sneak in ?



You need an assistant






Yea, I really missed the target on that one.

Snowfire;1180527 wrote: Not sure you've been doing your job thoroughly enough. Who let Oscar in ? Who pulled you aside with small talk so she could sneak in ?

You need an assistant I turn my back for a few hours and your talking about me. If you want to blame anyone..... blame Spot, he is solely responsible for recruiting me to the FG. I am also reporting on members back to him while he's away so your in big trouble now Snowflake.

Nomad;1180532 wrote: Yea, I really missed the target on that one.
That's because you are a mere man and no match for me. I was put on this earth to annoy folk and it's true because my Dad told me so. Be warned.....there are more of me and i can recruit them to FG easy peasey buster.

oscar;1180561 wrote: That's because you are a mere man and no match for me. I was put on this earth to annoy folk and it's true because my Dad told me so. Be warned.....there are more of me and i can recruit them to FG easy peasey buster.


I met 11 of you yesterday. I had a mini nervous breakdown.

oscar;1180560 wrote: I turn my back for a few hours and your talking about me. If you want to blame anyone..... blame Spot, he is solely responsible for recruiting me to the FG. I am also reporting on members back to him while he's away so your in big trouble now Snowflake.


No not Snowflake.

Snowstorm's ok. That suits me more

Snowfire;1180578 wrote: No not Snowflake.

Snowstorm's ok. That suits me more


Brainstorm more like.

Nomad;1180572 wrote: I met 11 of you yesterday. I had a mini nervous breakdown. I'll introduce you to the 12th and then you can have a full breakdown. Mini nervous breakdowns are just not fashionable any more.

Snowfire;1180333 wrote: I dont believe that for one moment Betty. Your a fine looking woman. Even in a cardie. :p


It definitely can't be you that is putting them off, you are too nice a person, and I know that from personal experience, so no one else can argue with me on that score:wah:

Nomad;1180522 wrote: Everyone comes through me. If theyre not up to snuff they get the boot.

You should all be grateful to me.


:yh_rotfl

I slipped through on your off-day.

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along-for-the-ride;1180757 wrote: :yh_rotfl



I slipped through on your off-day.


I keep you around because you put up with me.

The second you turn on me Im throwing you right under the bus.

Nomad;1180824 wrote: I keep you around because you put up with me.

The second you turn on me Im throwing you right under the bus. Nomad throws folk under the bus like no-bodys business.

Nomad;1180824 wrote: I keep you around because you put up with me.

The second you turn on me Im throwing you right under the bus.


I'm touched, Nomie. That's the nicest thing you have ever said to me. :wah:

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along-for-the-ride;1181227 wrote: I'm touched, Nomie. That's the nicest thing you have ever said to me. :wah:


Im actually quite fond of you.

Ok....happy now ? God !