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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:36 pm
by hoppy
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
"First Place!" said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 8:12 pm
by Odie
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 3:16 am
by Accountable
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 4:54 am
by Kindle
I love it! This is too funny.......................:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 5:00 am
by gmc
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They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi? asked Pinocchio.
What does the speaker do in the house of representatives actually do? The UK is in the middle of the biggest constitutional crisis in three hundred years- does the american media even report it?
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 6:41 am
by Oscar Namechange
gmc;1191605 wrote: [QUOTE
What does the speaker do in the house of representatives actually do? The UK is in the middle of the biggest constitutional crisis in three hundred years- does the american media even report it?
She does the same as Michael Martin i believe.
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 10:22 am
by Nomad
hoppy;1191523 wrote: Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
"First Place!" said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is this Dick Cheney asked Pinocchio.
Thats funnier.
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 11:37 am
by gmc
oscar;1191622 wrote: She does the same as Michael Martin i believe.
What she fiddles her expenses and plays the bagpipes?
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 5:12 pm
by Accountable
gmc;1191605 wrote: What does the speaker do in the house of representatives actually do? The UK is in the middle of the biggest constitutional crisis in three hundred years- does the american media even report it?
The Speaker is third in line for the presidency, in case the pres and VP conduct a suicide pact or something. She also runs the House agenda. Her greates power is that the Speaker exerts power over the legislative process by setting the House legislative calendar determining when bills will be debated and voted on.
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 1:47 am
by gmc
Accountable;1191971 wrote: The Speaker is third in line for the presidency, in case the pres and VP conduct a suicide pact or something. She also runs the House agenda. Her greates power is that the Speaker exerts power over the legislative process by setting the House legislative calendar determining when bills will be debated and voted on.
If she wears tights and fiddles her expenses then she's does almost the same as ours.
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 3:22 am
by Accountable
gmc;1192087 wrote: If she wears tights and fiddles her expenses then she's does almost the same as ours.
She requested a bigger personal jet at gov't expense so she could get across the country faster, thus having more time to complain about global warming and waste. Does that count?
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 8:02 am
by gmc
Accountable;1192094 wrote: She requested a bigger personal jet at gov't expense so she could get across the country faster, thus having more time to complain about global warming and waste. Does that count?
I have seen it alleged that Americans do not understand irony.
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:10 am
by usernew
Ohh God:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl this is the best joke I ever heard.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl