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I just looked at my post count and realised i have gone beyond 10,000. Who would have thought after Spot winkled me onto this forum last year just to argue with him that i'd still be here?

Oh the happy times i've had here annoying the living daylights out of Nomad, el whopper, Jumbo, Dr Gallstones, sporran gmc, Clodplopper, Pantomime Andy, Snowflake and that posh bird in Essex.

Then there are the very good friends i have made. Thankyou to you all. :-4:-4:-4

Way to go, oscar!:)

oscar;1195927 wrote: I just looked at my post count and realised i have gone beyond 10,000. Who would have thought after Spot winkled me onto this forum last year just to argue with him that i'd still be here?



Oh the happy times i've had here annoying the living daylights out of Nomad, el whopper, Jumbo, Dr Gallstones, sporran gmc, Clodplopper, Pantomime Andy, Snowflake and that posh bird in Essex.



Then there are the very good friends i have made. Thankyou to you all. :-4:-4:-4


You think you have annoyed me ?

You little sputter muffin. Youve not caused me even a flutter.

Your like a little puddy tat that jumps from behind corners to attack my ankle with bravado and a mighty fierceness then you flip over fall down and scatter away proud for having taken on the giant beast.

That's a real talker you are, & that 10,000+ was in only "10" months, that's over 1000 posts per month! Your fingers must be sore! :wah:

Nomad;1195931 wrote: You think you have annoyed me ?




oh Mr. Poster yourself!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl





psst....I have only been here since July, check out my number of posts.:p:p:D

Odie;1195956 wrote: oh Mr. Poster yourself!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl









psst....I have only been here since July, check out my number of posts.:p:p:D




17% of my posts have caused members to permanently leave.

5% of my posts have caused police involvement.

26% of my posts have caused revolutions, riots, mass hysteria and general upheaval.

47% of my posts have caused personal infractions.

32% of my posts have caused either voluntatary or otherwise mental health crisis intervention.

Thank you,

Nomad

Nomad;1195966 wrote: 17% of my posts have caused members to permanently leave.

5% of my posts have caused police involvement.

26% of my posts have caused revolutions, riots, mass hysteria and general upheaval.

47% of my posts have caused personal infractions.

32% of my posts have caused either voluntatary or otherwise mental health crisis intervention.

Thank you,

Nomad


excuses, excuses!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



so your the one that make me get an infraction?:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1195927 wrote: I just looked at my post count and realised i have gone beyond 10,000. Who would have thought after Spot winkled me onto this forum last year just to argue with him that i'd still be here?




Our innocent Spot would want to purposely argue with someone? Never! :yh_rotfl

WTG on the post count!

Nomad;1195966 wrote: 17% of my posts have caused members to permanently leave.

5% of my posts have caused police involvement.

26% of my posts have caused revolutions, riots, mass hysteria and general upheaval.

47% of my posts have caused personal infractions.

32% of my posts have caused either voluntatary or otherwise mental health crisis intervention.

Thank you,

Nomad That totals 127% so you are disqualified from all threads involving mathamatical calculations.

85% of all my posts involve following you around, snooping on you in the night and ridiculing you.

Nomad;1195931 wrote: You think you have annoyed me ?

You little sputter muffin. Youve not caused me even a flutter.

Your like a little puddy tat that jumps from behind corners to attack my ankle with bravado and a mighty fierceness then you flip over fall down and scatter away proud for having taken on the giant beast. Don't deny it Dork, you know i aint no puddy tat but an evil entity that strikes fear into your mortal soul at the mere mention of my name. I have no business with ankles..... i go for gonads and higher. My powers can train evil foxes to strike great terror into wimps like you. I laugh and spit on your futile attempts of bravery and relish in the joy of knowing that i make you tremble under your bedsheets in fear.

oscar;1196459 wrote: Don't deny it Dork, you know i aint no puddy tat but an evil entity that strikes fear into your mortal soul at the mere mention of my name. I have no business with ankles..... i go for gonads and higher. My powers can train evil foxes to strike great terror into wimps like you. I laugh and spit on your futile attempts of bravery and relish in the joy of knowing that i make you tremble under your bedsheets in fear.


Maybe we should go with doofus. Dork seems kinda harsh.

Or maybe I desrve harsh. I drove a fork lift through a birds nest today. It was up high and I couldnt see a nest had been built in the pallet. I pierced the nest filled with little baby birds. I didnt know but the guilt is weighing heavy on me.

Lets go ahead and stick with dork after all unless you want to call me worse. I deserve it.

Nomad;1195966 wrote: 17% of my posts have caused members to permanently leave.

5% of my posts have caused police involvement.

26% of my posts have caused revolutions, riots, mass hysteria and general upheaval.

47% of my posts have caused personal infractions.

32% of my posts have caused either voluntatary or otherwise mental health crisis intervention.

Thank you,

Nomad


....And this is why I always have this handy. :wah:

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Nomad;1196514 wrote: Maybe we should go with doofus. Dork seems kinda harsh.

Or maybe I desrve harsh. I drove a fork lift through a birds nest today. It was up high and I couldnt see a nest had been built in the pallet. I pierced the nest filled with little baby birds. I didnt know but the guilt is weighing heavy on me.

Lets go ahead and stick with dork after all unless you want to call me worse. I deserve it. How do you feel now Doofus killing those poor birds and making them homeless? I hope you will never sleep at night soundly again. Today i acquired an evil eye to watch over your comings and goings. I'm reporting you to the authorities for nest abuse and i hope they deal harshly with you. I've also had a word with some angry wasps who are now booking their passports to infest your loft.

along-for-the-ride;1196594 wrote: ....And this is why I always have this handy. :wah:




oscar

How do you feel now Doofus killing those poor birds and making them homeless? I hope you will never sleep at night soundly again. Today i acquired an evil eye to watch over your comings and goings. I'm reporting you to the authorities for nest abuse and i hope they deal harshly with you. I've also had a word with some angry wasps who are now booking their passports to infest your loft.




God will punish me.

Nomad;1196514 wrote: Maybe we should go with doofus. Dork seems kinda harsh.

Or maybe I desrve harsh. I drove a fork lift through a birds nest today. It was up high and I couldnt see a nest had been built in the pallet. I pierced the nest filled with little baby birds. I didnt know but the guilt is weighing heavy on me.

Lets go ahead and stick with dork after all unless you want to call me worse. I deserve it.


Nomad, I am impressed. You have now shown that you can feel compassion toward another living creature. There may be hope for you yet.

oscar;1195927 wrote: I just looked at my post count and realised i have gone beyond 10,000. Who would have thought after Spot winkled me onto this forum last year just to argue with him that i'd still be here?

Oh the happy times i've had here annoying the living daylights out of Nomad, el whopper, Jumbo, Dr Gallstones, sporran gmc, Clodplopper, Pantomime Andy, Snowflake and that posh bird in Essex.

Then there are the very good friends i have made. Thankyou to you all. :-4:-4:-4

qsducks;1196691 wrote:
Thanks Ducks...... I just won a house :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1196711 wrote: Thanks Ducks...... I just won a house :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


All I won was this:

qsducks;1196726 wrote: All I won was this:


I'm ready with the pan and the garlic butter :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1196747 wrote: I'm ready with the pan and the garlic butter :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


No we need to bread them first:yh_rotfl

qsducks;1196749 wrote: No we need to bread them first:yh_rotfl


Ummmm, shouldn't we at least have them dead first? Oh no, I am not doing that part. :yh_sick

Sunshine;1196753 wrote: Ummmm, shouldn't we at least have them dead first? Oh no, I am not doing that part. :yh_sick


We'll have to hire Hoppy to do that:wah:

qsducks;1196770 wrote: We'll have to hire Hoppy to do that:wah:
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1196778 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


where is the Hopper?

oscar;1196601 wrote: How do you feel now Doofus killing those poor birds and making them homeless? I hope you will never sleep at night soundly again. Today i acquired an evil eye to watch over your comings and goings. I'm reporting you to the authorities for nest abuse and i hope they deal harshly with you. I've also had a word with some angry wasps who are now booking their passports to infest your loft.


Just curious but... how the hell do you make something that is dead homeless??

Betty Boop;1196793 wrote: Just curious but... how the hell do you make something that is dead homeless??


You eat them:wah:

Sunshine;1196635 wrote: Nomad, I am impressed. You have now shown that you can feel compassion toward another living creature. There may be hope for you yet.


:wah:



Thats funny.

Im a wuss.

I cry watching movies. (kind of choke/gag/sputter more like)

Id just as soon crash into a tree as run over a squirrel.

If someone is hurting I hurt.

Im a wuss.

Nomad;1197110 wrote: :wah:



Thats funny.

Im a wuss.

I cry watching movies. (kind of choke/gag/sputter more like)

Id just as soon crash into a tree as run over a squirrel.

If someone is hurting I hurt.

Im a wuss.


me to!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



any animal, even a spider.........hurts.



if a spider is in the wrong place.....I pick him up and put him in the garden......as they eat all the bad bugs we don't want.

Odie;1197112 wrote: me to!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl





any animal, even a spider.........hurts.







if a spider is in the wrong place.....I pick him up and put him in the garden......as they eat all the bad bugs we don't want.


In the film Seven Days In Tibet theres a scene where the villagers are busy building a structure of some sort. One day as they go back and forth carrying materials they notice an ant hill in the path. They are bound by an honor that all living things are equal and they must stop their work until the ants can be relocated to a safe area for fear they will be trampled on.

I aspire to such reverence. If all living things have the same value then truly we all live within Gods vision.

Nomad;1197116 wrote: In the film Seven Days In Tibet theres a scene where the villagers are busy building a structure of some sort. One day as they go back and forth carrying materials they notice an ant hill in the path. They are bound by an honor that all living things are equal and they must stop their work until the ants can be relocated to a safe area for fear they will be trampled on.

I aspire to such reverence. If all living things have the same value then truly we all live within Gods vision.


I should see that movie, as you said if all living things have the same value.....