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A few weeks ago i put a thread on asking if it was possible to fall in love with some-one over the internet.

Well, it's true........ I am in love with NOMAD :-4:-4:-4:-4

My life has never been the same since joining this forum and reading the wonderful caring posts he makes.

It was very difficult as i was beginning to get feelings for that old sporran gmc, but then i remembered he was Scottish and favours the SNP.

NOMAD..... i want to marry you and live happilly ever after. I will leave Peter Lake in a shallow pond by the hill and we can ride off into the sunset on your lawnmower.

Please say you'll be mine. :-4

oscar;1196654 wrote: A few weeks ago i put a thread on asking if it was possible to fall in love with some-one over the internet.

Well, it's true........ I am in love with NOMAD :-4:-4:-4:-4

My life has never been the same since joining this forum and reading the wonderful caring posts he makes.

It was very difficult as i was beginning to get feelings for that old sporran gmc, but then i remembered he was Scottish and favours the SNP.

NOMAD..... i want to marry you and live happilly ever after. I will leave Peter Lake in a shallow pond by the hill and we can ride off into the sunset on your lawnmower.

Please say you'll be mine. :-4


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I will quickly go & get my degree on performing weddings over the internet...but I'd rather be the Maid of Honor:yh_rotfl

oscar;1196654 wrote: A few weeks ago i put a thread on asking if it was possible to fall in love with some-one over the internet.

Well, it's true........ I am in love with NOMAD :-4:-4:-4:-4

My life has never been the same since joining this forum and reading the wonderful caring posts he makes.

It was very difficult as i was beginning to get feelings for that old sporran gmc, but then i remembered he was Scottish and favours the SNP.

NOMAD..... i want to marry you and live happilly ever after. I will leave Peter Lake in a shallow pond by the hill and we can ride off into the sunset on your lawnmower.

Please say you'll be mine. :-4
I can provide the flowers. Need to know your color preference. :-3

Good God woman get a grip NOMAD has that effect on all the women of the GARDEN. :wah: Then again you may be the special one.

I say keep Peter Lakes around he is very cute. :-4

CARLA;1196666 wrote: Good God woman get a grip NOMAD has that effect on all the women of the GARDEN. :wah: Then again you may be the special one.

I say keep Peter Lakes around he is very cute. :-4


Oh he is going to have to be much nicer than he is now before he has that effect on me.

Yes, keep Peter. Very good advise Carla.

Sunshine;1196672 wrote: Oh he is going to have to be much nicer than he is now before he has that effect on me.

Yes, keep Peter. Very good advise Carla.
But I love Nomie....... I sit up all night just to check what thread he's on and what he's doing.

Is he thinking the same ????? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

And there's me thinking you only had eyes for me. Well thats it. Ive been two timed, you cruel heartless wench.

Dont worry ! You were only one of many. I've been fending off the advances of the FG ladies for months now and I'm covered in lipstick and perfume.

Dont come running back to me when Nomad gives you the Spanish Archer

I have just two words my dear....





CYBER STALKER

princessladedah;1196797 wrote: I have just two words my dear....





CYBER STALKER


Which one?

I found this one on that site too. Made my eyes tear up.

true love Video by Mirka - MySpace Video

oscar;1196716 wrote: But I love Nomie....... I sit up all night just to check what thread he's on and what he's doing.

Is he thinking the same ????? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflNa prob thinking other than im fed up not hard up fgs......I want nurishment not punishment:rolleyes: you will get better.....have a Kit Kat and a cuppa;)

ye try one of them new kit kat sensations:Dthen tell me what they like cos i bought one while visiting at the hospital a while back ,, and some big arsed woman nicked it!!!!!!!!:-5:-5:-5

kazalala;1196881 wrote: ye try one of them new kit kat sensations:Dthen tell me what they like cos i bought one while visiting at the hospital a while back ,, and some big arsed woman nicked it!!!!!!!!:-5:-5:-5
Schhhh it may have been Oscar watch ye language:-3

Carolly;1196885 wrote: Schhhh it may have been Oscar watch ye language:-3


well i dont know how big oscars bum is ,,, but this was one fat bottomed girl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kazalala;1196887 wrote: well i dont know how big oscars bum is ,,, but this was one fat bottomed girl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Ang on :-3 what hospital was it:-2:rolleyes:

Carolly;1196892 wrote: Ang on :-3 what hospital was it:-2:rolleyes:


Sunderland General:yh_rotfl

kazalala;1196894 wrote: Sunderland General:yh_rotflPhew.....you got me worried then:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1196654 wrote: A few weeks ago i put a thread on asking if it was possible to fall in love with some-one over the internet.



Well, it's true........ I am in love with NOMAD :-4:-4:-4:-4



My life has never been the same since joining this forum and reading the wonderful caring posts he makes.



It was very difficult as i was beginning to get feelings for that old sporran gmc, but then i remembered he was Scottish and favours the SNP.



NOMAD..... i want to marry you and live happily ever after. I will leave Peter Lake in a shallow pond by the hill and we can ride off into the sunset on your lawnmower.



Please say you'll be mine. :-4I always thought you weren't a full shilling! :p

abbey;1196910 wrote: I always thought you weren't a full shilling! :p


:yh_rotfl two sandwiches short of a picnic;):yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kazalala;1196911 wrote: :yh_rotfl two sandwiches short of a picnic;):yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


A few fries short of a happy meal. :yh_rotfl or the lights are on but nobody's home.

A roof short of a slate.

abbey;1196920 wrote: A roof short of a slate.


is that not the wrong way round:-3:yh_rotfl oo oo ,,, a penny short of a pound:D

im a poet and i didnt know it:wah::wah:

"A Brick shy of a full load"

"Doesn't have all her Oars in the Water" :wah:

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer and my fave is when somebody dress's obs funny...got dressed inthe dark:wah:

CARLA;1196933 wrote: "A Brick shy of a full load"

"Doesn't have all her Oars in the Water" :wah:


i like that one:D:yh_rotfl

You rotton bunch.

I'm never posting again -1-1

The official oscar/nomad wedding cake, celebrating the theme of their "romantic" exchanges of their posts. :wah:

Attached files

along-for-the-ride;1196999 wrote: The official oscar/nomad wedding cake, celebrating the theme of their "romantic" exchanges of their posts.


I love it AFTR...did you design it?:wah: Warning: Do not cut the cake:wah:

Nomad Nomad..... where for art thou Nomad.

Tis better to suffer unrequited love than to have never of loved a Nomad. Park up your trailer in my back yard, for we can take on the world oh Nomad.

P.s. I've dumped Peter Lake in the shallow pond by the hill.

CARLA;1196666 wrote: Good God woman get a grip NOMAD has that effect on all the women of the GARDEN. :wah: Then again you may be the special one.



He does?

What makes him so special?:-2

You haven't been around long enough give it time.

[QUOTE]He does?

What makes him so special?[/QUOTE]

CARLA;1197075 wrote: You haven't been around long enough give it time.


:wah::wah:

oscar;1196654 wrote: A few weeks ago i put a thread on asking if it was possible to fall in love with some-one over the internet.



Well, it's true........ I am in love with NOMAD :-4:-4:-4:-4



My life has never been the same since joining this forum and reading the wonderful caring posts he makes.



It was very difficult as i was beginning to get feelings for that old sporran gmc, but then i remembered he was Scottish and favours the SNP.



NOMAD..... i want to marry you and live happilly ever after. I will leave Peter Lake in a shallow pond by the hill and we can ride off into the sunset on your lawnmower.



Please say you'll be mine. :-4


Im not Nomad. He had to go away for awhile so Im just filling in for him. He wasnt sure when he would be back, it might be awhile. Mad scientist/Ninja business. If he contacts me Ill be sure to pass this on to him.

:yh_rotfl Nice try Nomie..

[QUOTE]Im not Nomad. He had to go away for awhile so Im just filling in for him. He wasnt sure when he would be back, it might be awhile. Mad scientist/Ninja business. If he contacts me Ill be sure to pass this on to him.[/QUOTE]

CARLA;1197102 wrote: :yh_rotfl Nice try Nomie..


No really. He recieved an urgent call in the middle of the night.

oscar;1196967 wrote: You rotton bunch.

I'm never posting again -1-1


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl.. one smiley short of the allowance?;):D

Nomad;1197101 wrote: Im not Nomad. He had to go away for awhile so Im just filling in for him. He wasnt sure when he would be back, it might be awhile. Mad scientist/Ninja business. If he contacts me Ill be sure to pass this on to him.
Do not deny it Nomie Pomie for i know it's you....... i can smell your breath from here.

If you do not return my love for you, i shall unleash the full fury of hells gates upon you. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Do not scorn me for i am the evil one with powers to make you spontaniously combust at a mere flicker of thought.

Just give in now Nomie Pomie....... You know I always win.

valentine;1197142 wrote: I think I read somewhere he had warts on his gonads.

I'd say that's special...

sorta




:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1197196 wrote: Do not deny it Nomie Pomie for i know it's you....... i can smell your breath from here.



If you do not return my love for you, i shall unleash the full fury of hells gates upon you. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Do not scorn me for i am the evil one with powers to make you spontaniously combust at a mere flicker of thought.



Just give in now Nomie Pomie....... You know I always win.


Nomad is in Russia. Im his 2nd cousin on his mothers side.

You can send your love letters to

Nomad

PO Box 55432

Russia

Nomad;1197239 wrote: Nomad is in Russia. Im his 2nd cousin on his mothers side.

You can send your love letters to

Nomad

PO Box 55432

Russia You do not fool me for i know that Nomad was banned from Russia in 1921 for suspicious activity.

We know it's you...... Peter Lake's body is decomposing in the shallow pond by the hill. It is only a matter of time before i am discovered. You must meet up with me or i shall devote my life to tracking you.

oscar;1197288 wrote: You do not fool me for i know that Nomad was banned from Russia in 1921 for suspicious activity.

We know it's you...... Peter Lake's body is decomposing in the shallow pond by the hill. It is only a matter of time before i am discovered. You must meet up with me or i shall devote my life to tracking you.He dont wanna know woman......your Romeo dosent want you Juliet.....now forget him and buy a puppy instead:)

Carolly;1197291 wrote: He dont wanna know woman......your Romeo dosent want you Juliet.....now forget him and buy a puppy instead:)

I already got a puppy :yh_rotfl Just because you want Nomad as well Mrs....... he has that effect on women....... and men.

oscar;1197293 wrote: I already got a puppy :yh_rotfl Just because you want Nomad as well Mrs....... he has that effect on women....... and men. :oIve heard his a super stud hunk but at the mo id rather have a bowl of jellied eels and a cold shower and think about BB starting again next week then think about geezers as all this excitement is just to much:D:guitarist

You do know that he was raised by wolves, don't you?

Carolly;1197299 wrote: Ive heard his a super stud hunk but at the mo id rather have a bowl of jellied eels and a cold shower and think about BB starting again next week then think about geezers as all this excitement is just to much:D:guitarist


Is it orgasmic Carolly?:sneaky:

qsducks;1197306 wrote: Is it orgasmic Carolly?:sneaky:What me jellied eels:D of course:-4:guitarist

Carolly;1197309 wrote: What me jellied eels:D of course:-4:guitarist


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1197293 wrote: he has that effect on women....... and men.

Oh,he swings both ways.

:wah::wah:

Chockygirl;1197436 wrote:

Oh,he swings both ways.

:wah::wah:


I see where he's been hanging out Oscar...is that Peter in the tree with him?:sneaky:

YouTube - The Swinging Monkeys

qsducks;1197438 wrote: I see where he's been hanging out Oscar...is that Peter in the tree with him?:sneaky:

YouTube - The Swinging Monkeys :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl No..... I poured jam in Peter's hard drive to stop him and Nomie communicating in the middle of the night.