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Hold your breath now---------I'll be right back, but first I have to shower, make the bed, eat breky, make a couple phone calls, kick the neighbors dog, tease another neighbors cat, flush a dead goldfish down the toilet and put out the garbage. Oh, guess I better shave too.

Lon;1198987 wrote: Hold your breath now---------I'll be right back, but first I have to shower, make the bed, eat breky, make a couple phone calls, kick the neighbors dog, tease another neighbors cat, flush a dead goldfish down the toilet and put out the garbage. Oh, guess I better shave too.


Sounds like another exciting day for you:wah:

Lon;1198987 wrote: Hold your breath now---------I'll be right back, but first I have to shower, make the bed, eat breky, make a couple phone calls, kick the neighbors dog, tease another neighbors cat, flush a dead goldfish down the toilet and put out the garbage. Oh, guess I better shave too.
Shouldn't this have been posted in the Current Events thread?:yh_rotfl

YZGI;1198991 wrote: Shouldn't this have been posted in the Current Events thread?:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl or Member's News

qsducks;1198992 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl or Member's News Or announcements?

or Journal?:wah:

qsducks;1199008 wrote: or Journal?:wah: Or International Politics?

Or, Honey do list?

Do we have one of those? :-3

Sorry about the fish Lon.

Damn!!! I ran out of hot water in the shower, cut myself shaving, chocked on my oatmeal, the dog I kicked bit me on the ankle and the cat peed on my foot. If that isn't bad enough the fish I flushed down the toilet wasn't really dead and was an expensive tropical fish. The hell with making the bed, I just changed the sheets last January.

Lon;1199043 wrote: Damn!!! I ran out of hot water in the shower, cut myself shaving, chocked on my oatmeal, the dog I kicked bit me on the ankle and the cat peed on my foot. If that isn't bad enough the fish I flushed down the toilet wasn't really dead and was an expensive tropical fish.:wah:


Lon, I can see how most of that stuff happened, but how did you find out that the fish wasn't dead after you flushed it?

Lon;1199043 wrote: Damn!!! I ran out of hot water in the shower, cut myself shaving, chocked on my oatmeal, the dog I kicked bit me on the ankle and the cat peed on my foot. If that isn't bad enough the fish I flushed down the toilet wasn't really dead and was an expensive tropical fish. The hell with making the bed, I just changed the sheets last January. Your just plain weird man.

Sunshine;1199046 wrote: Lon, I can see how most of that stuff happened, but how did you find out that the fish wasn't dead after you flushed it?


It waved goodbye with it's little flipper as it went down the drain.

Lon;1199048 wrote: It waved goodbye with it's little flipper as it went down the drain.


Was it Nemo?

qsducks;1199062 wrote: Was it Nemo?




No it's name was Omen:wah:

Lon;1199064 wrote: No it's name was Omen:wah:


:yh_rotfl...poor little fishy. My daughter bought a fish...yes, it's still alive. I asked her the other day "that thing is gonna die...it doesn't have a passport, etc."....hope she can find a fishsitter:wah:

I'm leaving again, but never fear, just like Arnie, "I'LL BE BACK". Been couped up in the house long enough with a rotten cold so it's off to Water Volleyball for a couple hours since I am feeling better. Try not to miss me too much.:wah:

Lon;1199100 wrote: I'm leaving again, but never fear, just like Arnie, "I'LL BE BACK". Been couped up in the house long enough with a rotten cold so it's off to Water Volleyball for a couple hours since I am feeling better. Try not to miss me too much.:wah:


I will just make myself comfortable and see whats in your fridge!:sneaky:

qsducks;1199066 wrote: :yh_rotfl...poor little fishy. My daughter bought a fish...yes, it's still alive. I asked her the other day "that thing is gonna die...it doesn't have a passport, etc."....hope she can find a fishsitter:wah:
Ducks, you can buy automatic feeders. They run on batteries and have a timer and all that

YZGI;1198991 wrote: Shouldn't this have been posted in the Current Events thread?:yh_rotfl


Or regional news? :wah:

Still waiting to see if Lon scored in water volleyball . . .23 1/2 hours later . . .still waiting. . .

Zapata;1199627 wrote: Still waiting to see if Lon scored in water volleyball . . .23 1/2 hours later . . .still waiting. . .




Score?? We creamed the competition four games in a row.

Sunshine;1199111 wrote: Ducks, you can buy automatic feeders. They run on batteries and have a timer and all that


We don't have a tank. She has a friend who will mind it...hopefully her little sister won't get curious & feed it to the cat.

Lon;1199632 wrote: Score?? We creamed the competition four games in a row.


I guess your feeling better.:wah:

Hey, I really, really be right back...have to go pick up the kidlets...it's raining.