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Hi

Odin here, from Manchester UK.

Hope I can fit in here, about time I found somewhere a bit more friendly than I'm used to.

Hello! They're all pretty friendly here.....Well, when I say all I mean most...Oh ok! I can only really vouch for me, I'm friendly. So welcome....:-6

Hi Odin, welcome aboard ! Oops sorry, it's not a boat it's a GARDEN :-6 Oh I'm sure you will find quite a few nice, friendly nutters here ---- just relax on the sun-lounger and enjoy !

Welcome to FG Odin and enjoy yourself. :-6

Hi there!

Welcome ODIN---The Wanderer, Leader of Souls, Father of the Gods.

*head nod*

Odin . . .did you choose that name because that's your country of origin? If so, what can you tell me about Norway, Iceland and surrounding countries? I'm planning a trip in August and I need all the help I can get. Welcome to the Garden. It's lovely and enlightening here.

Hi there most of us are ok if a little batty at times.:wah:

odin .... the norse goddy type huh

first bit of advice if you want to get along with folks here

1, dont be popular people wont like you if you are

2, dont laugh or goof around the sensible you must check every thing on snopes first before you post wont like it

3,there is only room for two morons on every forum me and yzgi got that covered

4,there is only room for 1 wierdo creepy guy who's post you laugh at but inside your head an alarm goes off and it says put this wacko on ignore now ,nomad has that covered

5, last and most important dont ever take advice from the forums biggest moron namely me :-3:-3:-3

Hi Odin. Buy lots of beer and chips and invite me over. We can swap lies, girlfriends or wives and laugh at these posts together.:yh_rotfl

Greetings Odin, if I can offer you one bit of advice on how to enjoy yourself here on FG, it would be.... don't believe everything you read....

Come on in and enjoy yourself in the garden, in general we try to have fun here and some of us keep the levity at a good level, some of us keep the seriousness at a good level, and some people keep those of us who are unbalanced... balanced.

Have fun honestly and post often, it's the best way to get a feel for what this place is like.

hoppy;1202143 wrote: Hi Odin. Buy lots of beer and chips and invite me over. We can swap lies, girlfriends or wives and laugh at these posts together.:yh_rotfl


can I come for beer? I have a girl friend, but I don't think I will swap her for yours hehehehehe

minks;1202169 wrote: can I come for beer? I have a girl friend, but I don't think I will swap her for yours hehehehehe


Damn. I can't even give her away. I tried to raffle her off. She found and spent the raffle money. Both dollars. C'mon over anyway. Game 7 is on Friday night. Red Wings and Penguins.

Thanks for all the welcomes guys, much appreciated.

Just a few personal replies, so don't think I'm cherry picking certain posters, I appreciate all your posts.



Zapata;1202074 wrote: Odin . . .did you choose that name because that's your country of origin? If so, what can you tell me about Norway, Iceland and surrounding countries? I'm planning a trip in August and I need all the help I can get. Welcome to the Garden. It's lovely and enlightening here.


I'm born and bred in England matey, I just have a passing interest in norse mythology. Sorry.

farmer giles;1202093 wrote: odin .... the norse goddy type huh

first bit of advice if you want to get along with folks here

1, dont be popular people wont like you if you are

2, dont laugh or goof around the sensible you must check every thing on snopes first before you post wont like it

3,there is only room for two morons on every forum me and yzgi got that covered

4,there is only room for 1 wierdo creepy guy who's post you laugh at but inside your head an alarm goes off and it says put this wacko on ignore now ,nomad has that covered

5, last and most important dont ever take advice from the forums biggest moron namely me :-3:-3:-3


That's a shame, I pride myself on being a complete knob too.

hoppy;1202143 wrote: Hi Odin. Buy lots of beer and chips and invite me over. We can swap lies, girlfriends or wives and laugh at these posts together.:yh_rotfl


Being a single chappy it would be unfair for me to take your other half off your hands, with nothing in return. I'd be more than happy to give you her number though. Just don't blame me when she singes the hair from your face. You have been warned.

minks;1202168 wrote: Greetings Odin, if I can offer you one bit of advice on how to enjoy yourself here on FG, it would be.... don't believe everything you read....

Come on in and enjoy yourself in the garden, in general we try to have fun here and some of us keep the levity at a good level, some of us keep the seriousness at a good level, and some people keep those of us who are unbalanced... balanced.

Have fun honestly and post often, it's the best way to get a feel for what this place is like.


Good, sound advice there, more or less the way I try to conduct myself anyway.



All I need to do now is get a feel for the place, this has to be the largest forum I've seen to date. It's huuuuge! Hope to speak to you all at some point on my travels. Thanks again for the comments so far.

Hiya Mancunian Odin *waves*

Hope you had a nice day yesterday (it being your day)

I'm sure you know that Odin (also known as Woden) had a day named after him - Woden's Day. So hope it was a nice one for you.

*I need a smiley with a balloon head that just gets bigger and bigger until it pops! :wah: *

We have a delightful Mancunian Lady whom you may one day meet. She's currently in the Land of Marmalade but I could foresee several of us setting up a blind date for you and she. We could buy a blow-up palm tree and a paddling pool and a couple of towels and set up a mini oasis in the middle of the Arndale Centre! Then send you each a love note telling you to be there an hour before closing.

Ay-mee. I sense a little romance in the air. :-4

I'll supply the jug for the tequila slammers and a couple of plastic picnic glasses.

Anyone else feel like giving romance a lil nudge?

Btw, welcome to the garden from another nut.

Rapunzel;1202318 wrote: Btw, welcome to the garden from another nut.


So I noticed.

And thanks.

Hi and welcome to the garden. :-6

I say we ban the new guy for a week.











oops i mean welcome n all that fluffy stuff :-4

Peg;1202349 wrote: Hi and welcome to the garden. :-6


Thank you Peg.

buttercup;1202351 wrote: I say we ban the new guy for a week.











oops i mean welcome n all that fluffy stuff :-4


You wouldn't ban little ol' me...surely. :yh_battin

Thank you for the fluffy stuff buttercup

Odin;1202218 wrote:

I'm born and bred in England matey, I just have a passing interest in norse mythology. Sorry




"Matey" How sweet. That's the first time anyone's called me that. :-4

I just thought of something-Minks, weren't you & I supposed to have a mud rasslin' in a previous life? I remember going out shopping for a tu-tu or two. Maybe it was Cher.

[quote=buttercup;1202351]I say we ban the new guy for a week.



Ok then Buttercup...here's a naughty chair for Odin.....He can sit on the beach enjoying the sun with the other "Free the FG three" girls....:-6

Your too kind Kathy, the fg 3 should not be allowed perv time. You are hot right Odin?

I mean we dont just let any old ragamuffin in :rolleyes:

Welcome to our Garden Odin.....Hope you enjoy your time here.....



Here's a beach chair to spend some "time out in the naughty chair on the beach":wah:

Hello and welcome here.

Kathy Ellen;1202363 wrote: [quote=buttercup;1202351]I say we ban the new guy for a week.



Ok then Buttercup...here's a naughty chair for Odin.....He can sit on the beach enjoying the sun with the other "Free the FG three" girls....:-6






So who are the FG3? :sneaky:

I dunno, ya go to work and ya miss out on all the good stuff.....

*Rap wanders sadly along. head down, kicking at stones with her shoes..........*

Kathy Ellen;1202363 wrote: Ok then Buttercup...here's a naughty chair for Odin.....He can sit on the beach enjoying the sun with the other "Free the FG three" girls....:-6


buttercup;1202364 wrote: Your too kind Kathy, the fg 3 should not be allowed perv time. You are hot right Odin?

I mean we dont just let any old ragamuffin in :rolleyes:


Ahem! When you two have quite finished trying to jump on me... :p

I get the feeling this is the newbie initiation ceremony.

usernew;1202396 wrote: Hello and welcome here.


Hi usernew, thank you.

Ok Odin. Lets clear a few things up. I make all the rules up here cos I'm in charge. No one else, just me. Even I do what I tell me to do. So to start off, I'd like you to punch Nomad and push Farmer Giles over.

Do that and you'll fit in well.

Oh and mines a pint of Theakstons Old Peculiar

Oooh! If you're buying I'll have a Speckled Hen! Now Odin, are you a red manc or a blue one? It's important, cos I'm gonna sing a song! Everybody keep your eyes open for Abs. I don't want her sneaking up behind me!

Right you ready?

You put your transfer in..

your transfer out..

in out in out..

**** your club about..

You do the Christiano and you change your mind..

That's what it's all about!

Oh Ronaldo is a wanker

Oh Ronaldo is a wanker

Oh Ronaldo is a wanker,

Knees bend, arms stretch

Dive!

Dive!

Dive!

:yh_rotfl

Snowfire;1202584 wrote: Ok Odin. Lets clear a few things up. I make all the rules up here cos I'm in charge. No one else, just me. Even I do what I tell me to do. So to start off, I'd like you to punch Nomad and push Farmer Giles over.

Do that and you'll fit in well.

Oh and mines a pint of Theakstons Old Peculiar


Jeez! You're a tough room to please. :p

Anyway, I'm a placid kind of guy, so there'll be none of that business coming from this direction. More than happy to get the beers in though.

Haven't seen Nomad post yet, but Farmer Giles seems a decent enough feller.

dubs;1202626 wrote: Oooh! If you're buying I'll have a Speckled Hen! Now Odin, are you a red manc or a blue one?l


Red, all the way.

But, best leave the footy talk to the sports section eh. As these things tend to run and run.

Nice song though.

dubs;1202626 wrote: Oooh! If you're buying I'll have a Speckled Hen! Now Odin, are you a red manc or a blue one? It's important, cos I'm gonna sing a song! Everybody keep your eyes open for Abs. I don't want her sneaking up behind me!



Right you ready?



You put your transfer in..

your transfer out..

in out in out..

**** your club about..

You do the Christiano and you change your mind..

That's what it's all about!

Oh Ronaldo is a wanker

Oh Ronaldo is a wanker

Oh Ronaldo is a wanker,

Knees bend, arms stretch

Dive!

Dive!

Dive!



:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Too late cheekychops!

But hey, the tosser`s gone now so ya can sing to your hearts content. :p

Welcome to FG Odin. :-6

abbey;1202686 wrote: Welcome to FG Odin. :-6


Thank you abbey.

Odin;1202689 wrote: Thank you abbey.


You want to watch out for her, she'll have you down to your underwear before you know it.

If you turn the tables, we want photos.

Odin;1202681 wrote:

Red, all the way.






Oh no ! I have to talk to Abbey through gritted teeth. Now I'm gonna get it all in stereo

Snowfire;1202745 wrote: Oh no ! I have to talk to Abbey through gritted teeth. Now I'm gonna get it all in stereoWe are many

Hi Odin and welcome to the Garden:-6

spot;1202691 wrote: You want to watch out for her, she'll have you down to your underwear before you know it.

If you turn the tables, we want photos.


I'm not that lucky.

Snowfire;1202745 wrote: Oh no ! I have to talk to Abbey through gritted teeth. Now I'm gonna get it all in stereo


I'll tell a few mates to join, you can have it in surround sound then.

Chezzie;1202754 wrote: Hi Odin and welcome to the Garden:-6


Thank you Chezzie.

Hey Odin:-6



You're a funny guy and a good sport. I like you;)

Helllloooooo

Well see Odin, what did I tell ya, never believe everything ya read on the internet.

This place isn't all that serious, I hope you are having fun here.

Tan how good to see you posting again, welcome back.

Kathy Ellen;1202827 wrote: Hey Odin:-6



You're a funny guy and a good sport. I like you;)


Awww shucks, now look what you've done. :yh_blush

I like anyone who finds my posts humorous.

Tan;1202833 wrote: Helllloooooo


Thank you Tan.

minks;1202865 wrote: Well see Odin, what did I tell ya, never believe everything ya read on the internet.

This place isn't all that serious, I hope you are having fun here.


Still mooching around the forum at the moment, see what I can get away with...Ahem! I mean, see what characters there are on here. :p

It's not always easy to fit straight in with regulars, so I tend to take the "softly softly" approach. After all, nobody likes the gobby new guy.

Odin;1202906 wrote:

It's not always easy to fit straight in with regulars, so I tend to take the "softly softly" approach. After all, nobody likes the gobby new guy.


I like gobby new guys. And gobby old guys and gobby middle-aged-guys. I think, What does "gobby" mean?

Zapata;1202933 wrote: I like gobby new guys. And gobby old guys and gobby middle-aged-guys. I think, What does "gobby" mean?


People who you just can't shut up, once they get started. Usually very loud too, and often obnoxious. You know the type.

Odin;1202956 wrote: People who you just can't shut up, once they get started. Usually very loud too, and often obnoxious. You know the type.


well done we could do with someone else here giving these snopes checkers a bit of gib in case me and wisey feel like being normal for a day lol :wah::wah:

Odin;1202035 wrote: Hi

Odin here, from Manchester UK.

Hope I can fit in here, about time I found somewhere a bit more friendly than I'm used to.


Hello and a big welcome!

As you can see by my signature I am most awesome.

Please dont let that intimidate you.

I do have 8x10 signed glossies I can send out upon request for a nominal fee.

farmer giles;1202960 wrote: well done we could do with someone else here giving these snopes checkers a bit of gib in case me and wisey feel like being normal for a day lol :wah::wah:


:D

Odie;1202976 wrote: Hello and a big welcome!


Thank you Odie, most kind.

Nomad;1203015 wrote: As you can see by my signature I am most awesome.

Please dont let that intimidate you.

I do have 8x10 signed glossies I can send out upon request for a nominal fee.


Would you say you were a handsome devil then, or would you frighten a police horse? If it's the latter, I'll have a dozen prints for the front gate, round about Christmas time, just in time for the carol singers...pesky varmints.

Well you can gage your degree of fitting in by how many goofed up posts you get back from us goofs here in FG....

I say so far so good.

Oh yeah Nomad, he is chief good :yh_rotfl

minks;1203433 wrote: Well you can gage your degree of fitting in by how many goofed up posts you get back from us goofs here in FG....

I say so far so good.

Oh yeah Nomad, he is chief good :yh_rotfl


Good to know I'm fitting in.

But can you explain the term "goofed up posts" I'm not familiar with that term. :p