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My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:34 am
by Oscar Namechange
But i love him so i'm sticking with him :yh_rotfl
My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:44 am
by Nomad
oscar;1203818 wrote: But i love him so i'm sticking with him :yh_rotfl
I dont think thats funny. I would never refer to the great Peter Lake as a bum.
I hope a fox bites you in the ass.
My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:46 am
by Oscar Namechange
Nomad;1203847 wrote: I dont think thats funny. I would never refer to the great Peter Lake as a bum.
I hope a fox bites you in the ass. You have not been married to Peter Lake for years..... you have no concept of my suffering......
My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:58 am
by farmer giles
well your bum aka peter is nice but your but getting bigger ????? really i thought it was an eclipse :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:59 am
by Nomad
oscar;1203848 wrote: You have not been married to Peter Lake for years..... you have no concept of my suffering......
I must scoff now excuse me.
Peter Lake and myself have discussed in great detail the suffering and misery you have bestowed upon him. I know all the dirty little details missy.
My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:01 am
by Oscar Namechange
farmer giles;1203853 wrote: well your bum aka peter is nice but your but getting bigger ????? really i thought it was an eclipse :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
The last time we had an eclipse was when you stepped out in the garden with your bald head. The world was thrown into darkness for several hours i recall causing death and destruction on a massive scale.
TOSSER
My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:03 am
by Oscar Namechange
Nomad;1203854 wrote: I must scoff now excuse me.
Peter Lake and myself have discussed in great detail the suffering and misery you have bestowed upon him. I know all the dirty little details missy. Don't you 'missy' me, you old timer. I've watched documentary's about your country and i know all about you lot.
You have not contacted Peter Lake since i shot your raven and pured jam into his hard drive.
HA.....
My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:06 am
by farmer giles
oscar;1203855 wrote: The last time we had an eclipse was when you stepped out in the garden with your bald head. The world was thrown into darkness for several hours i recall causing death and destruction on a massive scale.
TOSSER
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:11 am
by Oscar Namechange
farmer giles;1203860 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
nazi
My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:12 am
by Nomad
oscar;1203856 wrote: Don't you 'missy' me, you old timer. I've watched documentary's about your country and i know all about you lot.
You have not contacted Peter Lake since i shot your raven and pured jam into his hard drive.
HA.....
*seriously shaking my head now*
Dont you ever wonder why he talks to the lawnmower ???
Im in my garage talking to the weed whacker.
Get it now ? :rolleyes:
My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:17 am
by Oscar Namechange
Nomad;1203865 wrote: *seriously shaking my head now*
Dont you ever wonder why he talks to the lawnmower ???
Im in my garage talking to the weed whacker.
Get it now ? :rolleyes:
Is 'weed whacker' an American euphemism ?
Tis not true....... You are talking to yourself. I covered the lawnmower in honey and set a swarm of killer bee's about it. Peter Lake has gone shopping with a very long list and will not return until dark.
My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:09 am
by gmc
oscar;1203818 wrote: But i love him so i'm sticking with him :yh_rotfl
I hear he's sticking with his old boiler-it's cracked makes lots of strange noises and is a bit temperamental but he's very attached to it.:yh_rotfl
My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:19 am
by Oscar Namechange
gmc;1203920 wrote: I hear he's sticking with his old boiler-it's cracked makes lots of strange noises and is a bit temperamental but he's very attached to it.:yh_rotfl I have been arrested and charged for less than that. Right, your on my list now.
My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:41 am
by farmer giles
gmc;1203920 wrote: I hear he's sticking with his old boiler-it's cracked makes lots of strange noises and is a bit temperamental but he's very attached to it.:yh_rotfl
brilliant just brilliant :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:45 am
by Oscar Namechange
farmer giles;1203947 wrote: brilliant just brilliant :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
gmc...... you said you would always come up my rear and defend me.......... look what you've done now. You great big haggis. Your on my list for defo.
My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:58 am
by Oscar Namechange
gmc;1203920 wrote: I hear he's sticking with his old boiler-it's cracked makes lots of strange noises and is a bit temperamental but he's very attached to it.:yh_rotfl It actually needs a good service and a rampant stoking.
My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:57 pm
by dubs
I think your bum's getting bigger, cos you used its jaw muscles more in the lead up to the elections........:wah::wah::wah:.....
My bum is getting bigger
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:32 pm
by Oscar Namechange
dubs;1204037 wrote: i think your bum's getting bigger, cos you used its jaw muscles more in the lead up to the elections........:wah::wah::wah:.....
oscar's list of people to get
nomad
gmc
farmer giles
dubs
