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i was caught up in traffic the other day and it came to a complete halt :-5:-5



this cyclist came within arms length of my passenger window on the path and started doing the wanker(for you mericans wanker or rather wanking is what men do alone with their hands to er relieve themselves )) sign to me with a real horrible look on his face

i was astonished i thought why is he doing that has oscar put him up to it , i looked away then looked back he was still doing it ,i looked at the woman opposite me in her car and she was cracking up

i was trying to think where i could of upset him



then as i looked back at the guy he put his hand to his mouth and took a giant breath of air :-3

the poor fella was having an asthma attack and had been shaking his inhaler thingy and the horrid look on his face was because he was suffocating :rolleyes::rolleyes:

just goes to show how you can jump to the wrong conclusion dont it :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar calling me a tosser has just reminded me of it i meant to post it last week

farmer giles;1203870 wrote: i was caught up in traffic the other day and it came to a complete halt :-5:-5



this cyclist came within arms length of my passenger window on the path and started doing the wanker(for you mericans wanker or rather wanking is what men do alone with their hands to er relieve themselves )) sign to me with a real horrible look on his face

i was astonished i thought why is he doing that has oscar put him up to it , i looked away then looked back he was still doing it ,i looked at the woman opposite me in her car and she was cracking up

I was trying to think where i could of upset him



Then as i looked back at the guy he put his hand to his mouth and took a giant breath of air :-3

the poor fella was having an asthma attack and had been shaking his inhaler thingy and the horrid look on his face was because he was suffocating :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Just goes to show how you can jump to the wrong conclusion dont it :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar calling me a tosser has just reminded me of it i meant to post it last week :d


tosser

If I suspected wankering right outside my car window Id not take a 2nd look. You've made me very unconfortable now.

Nomad;1203880 wrote: If I suspected wankering right outside my car window Id not take a 2nd look. You've made me very unconfortable now.


We don't wankerer in Great Britain. Oliver Cromwell outlawed it and sent folks to the gallows if caught. It was eventually replaced by sieving jam under the Thatcher govenment.

Nomad;1203880 wrote: If I suspected wankering right outside my car window Id not take a 2nd look. You've made me very unconfortable now.




good :sneaky::sneaky:



he was not wankering he looked like he was calling me a wankeringer :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:rolleyes::rolleyes:

farmer giles;1203870 wrote: i was caught up in traffic the other day and it came to a complete halt :-5:-5



This was probably due to the fact that the sun was at it's hottest that day and motorists were blinded by the suns ray's bouncing off your humungous baldy head.

oscar;1203889 wrote: This was probably due to the fact that the sun was at it's hottest that day and motorists were blinded by the suns ray's bouncing off your humungous baldy head.


that or the fatel crash on the m4 :rolleyes::rolleyes::p:p:p:p:p:p:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles;1203891 wrote: that or the fatel crash on the m4 :rolleyes::rolleyes::p:p:p:p:p:p:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl No.... that was due to the cinema advertising the film 'Free Willy'. The queue of Bracknell slappers caused a pile up :p:p

oscar;1203894 wrote: No.... that was due to the cinema advertising the film 'Free Willy'. The queue of Bracknell slappers caused a pile up :p:p


i thought free willie would of been something you would of been interested in :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles;1203870 wrote:

the poor fella was having an asthma attack and had been shaking his inhaler thingy and the horrid look on his face was because he was suffocating :rolleyes::rolleyes:




Riding a bicycle through a traffic jam would give anybody breathing trouble, let alone an asthmatic.

I was on my bike and behind a GMC Yukon (a ridiculously huge SUV) last year at a stop sign, and I had to move away from it, because it's exhaust output was choking. It was a newish vehicle, in apparently good condition, not a twenty year old beater with a worn engine and a faulty exhaust system.

The next day, same intersection, I was behind a Toyota Prius.

What a difference!

farmer giles;1203898 wrote: i thought free willie would of been something you would of been interested in :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl As a tax payer..... i insist on paying for mine. It must also conform to EEC guidelines under the Brussels rule.

oscar;1203909 wrote: As a tax payer..... i insist on paying for mine. It must also conform to EEC guidelines under the Brussels rule.


thats sprout of order :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles;1203910 wrote: thats sprout of order :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl And belgun belief

[QUOTE= I wish to quote Richard Bell's avatar [/QUOTE] That looks quite familiar. Oh, I see, I have the same one. I would offer to change mine but I don't know how to do that, being stupid about computers as I am. Unless someone will instruct me. Or we could just go on looking like 2 loonies and making me dizzy-er every time we/I/you post. Sorry for going off topic.:driving:

Zapata;1203956 wrote: That looks quite familiar. Oh, I see, I have the same one. I would offer to change mine but I don't know how to do that, being stupid about computers as I am. Unless someone will instruct me. Or we could just go on looking like 2 loonies and making me dizzy-er every time we/I/you post. Sorry for going off topic.:driving: If you click on your notifications at the top then click on 'edit your avitar' on the left, you will find a selection to choose from. If you become a supporting member, you can upload your own pics for a personalised avitar....... much more fun.

oscar;1203957 wrote: If you click on your notifications at the top then click on 'edit your avitar' on the left, you will find a selection to choose from. If you become a supporting member, you can upload your own pics for a personalised avitar....... much more fun.


or you can post emo like photo's that not even a cute doggie can make pleasing on the eye :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Richard Bell;1203900 wrote: Riding a bicycle through a traffic jam would give anybody breathing trouble, let alone an asthmatic.

I was on my bike and behind a GMC Yukon (a ridiculously huge SUV) last year at a stop sign, and I had to move away from it, because it's exhaust output was choking. It was a newish vehicle, in apparently good condition, not a twenty year old beater with a worn engine and a faulty exhaust system.

The next day, same intersection, I was behind a Toyota Prius.

What a difference!


good thing your not bicycling in Toronto!

oscar;1203957 wrote: If you click on your notifications at the top then click on 'edit your avitar' on the left, you will find a selection to choose from. If you become a supporting member, you can upload your own pics for a personalised avitar....... much more fun.


Thanks! I'll look into it.