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Stay out of caves
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:49 pm
by hoppy
Two Indians and a Kentucky Hillbilly
Were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians
Ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
He called into the cave and listened closely
Until he heard an answering,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes
And ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled
And asked the remaining Indian
What it was all about.
'Was that Indian crazy or what?'
The Indian replied
'No, It is our custom during mating season
When Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.
If they get an answer back,
It means there's a beautiful woman
In there waiting for us.'
Just then they came upon another cave.
The second Indian ran up to the cave,
Stopped, and hollered,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods
Alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size
Of the huge opening, he was thinking,
'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!
It's bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'
He stood in front of the opening
And hollered with all his might,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face,
He raced into the cave,
Tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day,
The headline of the local newspaper read....
(Get ready, this will kill ya),
NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!!!!!
:yh_rotfl
Stay out of caves
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:57 pm
by hoppy
husband and wife are in bed and husband starts to make his move. wife whispers "not tonight, i have a gynechologist appointment in the morning and i want to be fresh for it". husband rolls over. a few minutes later husband rolls back over and asks "do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow"?
Stay out of caves
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:00 pm
by Carolly
hoppy;1205344 wrote: Two Indians and a Kentucky Hillbilly
Were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians
Ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
He called into the cave and listened closely
Until he heard an answering,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes
And ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled
And asked the remaining Indian
What it was all about.
'Was that Indian crazy or what?'
The Indian replied
'No, It is our custom during mating season
When Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.
If they get an answer back,
It means there's a beautiful woman
In there waiting for us.'
Just then they came upon another cave.
The second Indian ran up to the cave,
Stopped, and hollered,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods
Alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size
Of the huge opening, he was thinking,
'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!
It's bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'
He stood in front of the opening
And hollered with all his might,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face,
He raced into the cave,
Tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day,
The headline of the local newspaper read....
(Get ready, this will kill ya),
NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!!!!!
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Stay out of caves
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:01 pm
by Carolly
hoppy;1205347 wrote: husband and wife are in bed and husband starts to make his move. wife whispers "not tonight, i have a gynechologist appointment in the morning and i want to be fresh for it". husband rolls over. a few minutes later husband rolls back over and asks "do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow"?:wah:Gawd what you like Mr:D;)
Stay out of caves
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:03 pm
by fuzzywuzzy
hoppy;1205347 wrote: husband and wife are in bed and husband starts to make his move. wife whispers "not tonight, i have a gynechologist appointment in the morning and i want to be fresh for it". husband rolls over. a few minutes later husband rolls back over and asks "do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow"?
Hoppy !!! I'm shocked!! Lucky I"m too pure to know what that means ............I could have been overcome and fainted
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Stay out of caves
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:36 pm
by Peg
Great jokes! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Stay out of caves
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:57 pm
by Odie
hoppy;1205344 wrote: Two Indians and a Kentucky Hillbilly
Were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians
Ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
He called into the cave and listened closely
Until he heard an answering,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes
And ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled
And asked the remaining Indian
What it was all about.
'Was that Indian crazy or what?'
The Indian replied
'No, It is our custom during mating season
When Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.
If they get an answer back,
It means there's a beautiful woman
In there waiting for us.'
Just then they came upon another cave.
The second Indian ran up to the cave,
Stopped, and hollered,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods
Alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size
Of the huge opening, he was thinking,
'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!
It's bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'
He stood in front of the opening
And hollered with all his might,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face,
He raced into the cave,
Tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day,
The headline of the local newspaper read....
(Get ready, this will kill ya),
NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!!!!!
:yh_rotfl
:wah::wah::wah:
Stay out of caves
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:58 pm
by Odie
hoppy;1205347 wrote: husband and wife are in bed and husband starts to make his move. wife whispers "not tonight, i have a gynechologist appointment in the morning and i want to be fresh for it". husband rolls over. a few minutes later husband rolls back over and asks "do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow"?
omg Hoppy!
so good!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Stay out of caves
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:32 pm
by ZAP
:yh_cowboy :yh_rotfl
Stay out of caves
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:13 pm
by Sunshine
Loved both of them Hoppy. Thanks for the giggle. :yh_rotfl
Stay out of caves
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:40 am
by farmer giles
thanks for the laugh hopster
Stay out of caves
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:07 pm
by Nomad
Stay away from caves and stay away from the Swiss Alps.
Got it !
Thanks for the heads up.