Avoid the Swiss alps.
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:03 am
Sitting together on a train travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
German guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the German has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
The German guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That German guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The German thinks:
The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Australian thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the German again.
German guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the German has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
The German guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That German guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The German thinks:
The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Australian thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the German again.
