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oh bollox

after feeling terrible for a few days,prefuse sweating ,shaking eyes aching etc

sue has rang the nhs health line (no cracklin) and we have to be tested

we have been in touch with someone who has had his swine flu case confirmed

spot the bookie can you take bets on



A how long it takes me to get better

B if i get better

C if i actually have it



barman i might pm you to put a bet on for me once the doctor has been :sneaky::sneaky:

Oh bollox is right Jim,



Hope you and Suzy are ok:( Let us know what the doc says...



Good luck...:-6

farmer giles;1210217 wrote: oh bollox

after feeling terrible for a few days,prefuse sweating ,shaking eyes aching etc

sue has rang the nhs health line (no cracklin) and we have to be tested

we have been in touch with someone who has had his swine flu case confirmed

spot the bookie can you take bets on



A how long it takes me to get better

B if i get better

C if i actually have it



barman i might pm you to put a bet on for me once the doctor has been :sneaky::sneaky:


Crikey here is wishing you all the best in this Jimbo, I hope you and family come out unscathed....

On a lighter note mate.... I would be real worried about those shaking eyes.:-4

minks;1210219 wrote: Crikey here is wishing you all the best in this Jimbo, I hope you and family come out unscathed....

On a lighter note mate.... I would be real worried about those shaking eyes.:-4


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I MEANT ACHING EYES:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



and shaking sweats :D

thanks guys :-4

His bacon was shakin'.

On a more serious note, I hop you guys are all okay. You poor lil piglets.

Rapunzel;1210271 wrote: His bacon was shakin'.

On a more serious note, I hop you guys are all okay. You poor lil piglets.




were are to be treated for swine flu no one allowed in or out of the house :-5:-5



dammit :-5:-5



i have not even been tested yet ,this diagnosis was done over the phone :-3



ohhh poooo woe is me at least you guys cant catch it over the phone .... guys ...guys .... guys come back

They are just being cautious if the test prove you don't have swine flu it will be lifted immediately. Good luck Jimbo and take care of yourself and your family.

CARLA;1210306 wrote: They are just being cautious if the test prove you don't have swine flu it will be lifted immediately. Good luck Jimbo and take care of yourself and your family.


thanks carla :D

So sorry you and Suzy are feeling ill.

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along-for-the-ride;1210311 wrote: So sorry you and Suzy are feeling ill.


thanks my friend i'm ok unlike suzy who has man flu :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



not much worse than a bad cold really

aching limbs shaking eyes lol

Bloody show off, look what we got, swine flu. Dont worry Jimbo, old people recover quickly.:p

Barman;1210318 wrote: Bloody show off, look what we got, swine flu. Dont worry Jimbo, old people recover quickly.:p


ha ha did you get all that decking done i can see some annoying bit you have missed :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles;1210321 wrote: ha ha did you get all that decking done i can see some annoying bit you have missed :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Bloody tons of the stuff to do, my back is burnt to hell though. Nice sunny day.:-6 Ouch.

Jimbo, if you've got a runny snout, trot off to the doctors and wait for him. Hell be bacon ten minutes

Got any apple sauce in the house Jimbo.:yh_whistl

He'll examine your skin to make sure its not streaky

Good idea to ring the NHS helpline, it Chops through the red tape.....Make sure you're not eating an apple when the doctor turns up....

gammon you lot give me some love will ya i'm trying to ham it up here

the doc reckons we have it ,given anti virul drugs to us

i kid you not sue said what are they for then :-5:-5

oinkment all round then :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Seriously Jimbo, I hope you're both okay! :-4

abbey;1210374 wrote: Seriously Jimbo, I hope you're both okay! :-4


thanks abbey :-6:-6:-6



we are ok its just like a real bad cold not propper flu



i think its something i ate



haminalla :o

farmer giles;1210381 wrote: thanks abbey :-6:-6:-6



we are ok its just like a real bad cold not propper flu



i think its something i ate



haminalla :o


Lots of love to you and Suzy.

Feel better soon :-4

How is Soueeeey! Sorry I meant Suzy?

dubs;1210384 wrote: How is Soueeeey! Sorry I meant Suzy?


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Jimbo, don't listen to those guys. They're only egging you on to ham it up. Just take things easy. Don't rasher round. There snout funny about being sick. It's horrible to have all these piggin' germs. Just don't hog the bathroom if you get the trots. Hopefully you'll all feel better by Fry day.

Rapunzel;1210393 wrote: Jimbo, don't listen to those guys. They're only egging you on to ham it up. Just take things easy. Don't rasher round. There snout funny about being sick. It's horrible to have all these piggin' germs. Just don't hog the bathroom if you get the trots. Hopefully you'll all feel better by Fry day.


cheers rap :D:D



not boaring in the least :)

farmer giles;1210401 wrote: cheers rap :D:D



not boaring in the least :)


Well I didn't want to hog the limelight. (Actually, a little light lime might be good with bacon.) I must stop chop-ing and changing the conversation. I'll trot off and hope you're little tails are feeling perky soon and curling up in happiness. It's a piggin' shame Pinky's not here to make you feel perky. :yh_pig:yh_pig

Keep your stomach warm mate...You don't want to get a belly draught..

Rapunzel;1210405 wrote: Well I didn't want to hog the limelight. (Actually, a little light lime might be good with bacon.) I must stop chop-ing and changing the conversation. I'll trot off and hope you're little tails are feeling perky soon and curling up in happiness. It's a piggin' shame Pinky's not here to make you feel perky. :yh_pig:yh_pig


dubs;1210406 wrote: Keep your stomach warm mate...You don't want to get a belly draught..


youze guys :-4:-4:-4



i dont want to give you people a false idea of this bug although i'm saying its not too bad compared to the other dose of flu i had ,this splitting head ache and a thoat like i swallered a hand granade minus the pin is well worth avoiding if you can



sow i mean so swine flu = bad day stay clear

farmer giles;1210576 wrote: youze guys :-4:-4:-4

sow i mean so swine flu = bad day stay clear


It's okay Jimbo, I'm not getting any closer than my monitor . . . and I've sprayed that with disinfectant - just in case.

Rapunzel;1210588 wrote: It's okay Jimbo, I'm not getting any closer than my monitor . . . and I've sprayed that with disinfectant - just in case.




the tablets tamiflu side effects :-5:-5:rolleyes::rolleyes:



http://www.tamiflu.com/sideeffects.aspx

How are you and Suzy feeling today, Jimbo?

pinkchick;1210594 wrote: How are you and Suzy feeling today, Jimbo?


headache shivering eyes etc not so bad



a friend who is a nurse said that the tabs bring on major tummy probs ...both ends she said most people when they use the loo have to sit for one end and have a bucket for the other ...... nice ...... at the same time :-3:-3

farmer giles;1210596 wrote: headache shivering eyes etc not so bad



a friend who is a nurse said that the tabs bring on major tummy probs ...both ends she said most people when they use the loo have to sit for one end and have a bucket for the other ...... nice ...... at the same time :-3:-3


Oh my goodness ... that sounds horrific! Poor souls :-4

farmer giles;1210596 wrote: headache shivering eyes etc not so bad



a friend who is a nurse said that the tabs bring on major tummy probs ...both ends she said most people when they use the loo have to sit for one end and have a bucket for the other ...... nice ...... at the same time :-3:-3


wow, just read this now......so is it a virus, flu or swine?

you better be drinking tons of water my friend..

Odie;1210628 wrote: wow, just read this now......so is it a virus, flu or swine?

you better be drinking tons of water my friend..


nope it is proper swine flu ,its not as bad as people make out but i would not wish it on my worst fg poster :)

laura ,sue;s neice is really ill with it ,she is only 18 and has never had flu before but an old war horse like me has been there seen the world ate its hate worn the burger sauce down its t shirt i should be ok built up resistance you see to viruses

I myself suffered from the dreaded bird flu. Im lucky to be alive. At the time of my near death illness I offered to give all my stuff away.

Will you be giving your stuff away ?



(I was giving good stuff. No one wants crap.)



PS Im sorry if you die but its important to give your stuff away before you do actually die.

Nomad;1210648 wrote: I myself suffered from the dreaded bird flu. Im lucky to be alive. At the time of my near death illness I offered to give all my stuff away.

Will you be giving your stuff away ?



(I was giving good stuff. No one wants crap.)



PS Im sorry if you die but its important to give your stuff away before you do actually die.


i have nothing of any value to give except my words of wisdom and my mma dvd collection and my punch bag which i have named after my fave fg person :D

farmer giles;1210651 wrote: i have nothing of any value to give except my words of wisdom and my mma dvd collection and my punch bag which i have named after my fave fg person :D




Your holding out.

If you have DVD's you have a DVD player.

And a tv.

Car ?

Cash ?

Dont be a tightwad.

Nomad;1210654 wrote: Your holding out.

If you have DVD's you have a DVD player.

And a tv.

Car ?

Cash ?

Dont be a tightwad.


look buddy if i'm going to die of swine flu expect me to be a swine to the last breath ,i will go out on a ban too to let the legion of gloom know exactly what i think of them :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles;1210632 wrote: nope it is proper swine flu ,its not as bad as people make out but i would not wish it on my worst fg poster :)

laura ,sue;s neice is really ill with it ,she is only 18 and has never had flu before but an old war horse like me has been there seen the world ate its hate worn the burger sauce down its t shirt i should be ok built up resistance you see to viruses


did the doctor put you on something?

hoping your family keep well.....

Odie;1210681 wrote: did the doctor put you on something?

hoping your family keep well.....


TAMIFLU Side Effects and Safety | TAMIFLU

you can check how many swine flu cases there are in your area :)

i must say i feel very lucky to have good meds and after four days of hell ,i seem to be making a recovery slow but sure

i'd like to just think about the poor less fortunate than suzy,laura and myself that have not or will not make it through catching this swine flu outbreak in whatever country they may be in :(:(:-6

I think it's cruel to pork fun at the afflicted.





Hope you're all feeling better soon.:-4

Imladris;1210738 wrote: I think it's cruel to pork fun at the afflicted.





Hope you're all feeling better soon.:-4


immmy :-6:-6:-6

i'm feeling a bit better :)



not nice though nowhere near as bad as i feared ... we have been lucky :)

Good to hear.



A pupil at my great-nephews school in Paignton had swine flu. The others in her year didn't take the tamiflu as they'd heard about the side effects!:rolleyes: Typical kids!!!



:rolleyes:

Imladris;1210756 wrote: Good to hear.



A pupil at my great-nephews school in Paignton had swine flu. The others in her year didn't take the tamiflu as they'd heard about the side effects!:rolleyes: Typical kids!!!



:rolleyes:


not much side effects to report ..bit of a tummy upset ...the worst was i nearly laughed at oscar earlier :rolleyes::rolleyes:;)

farmer giles;1210723 wrote: TAMIFLU Side Effects and Safety | TAMIFLU

you can check how many swine flu cases there are in your area :)


I had no idea there was something for the flu, glad you are on this Jim!:guitarist:guitarist

Odie;1210762 wrote: I had no idea there was something for the flu, glad you are on this Jim!:guitarist:guitarist


so am i :)

farmer giles;1210771 wrote: so am i :)


your feeling better aren't you?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1210773 wrote: your feeling better aren't you?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


a little to be honest four days of splitting head ache and sweating and shaking is quite enough :)