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Why Guns are better than Women





#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

That is :wah: horrible. Clearly its :wah: disrespectful to :wah: women. Your mother :wah: is a woman you know. You :wah: should be ashamed :wah: of yourself.

fantastic:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

and if your butt is to big on your gun you can .....no i'm not saying it

:yh_rotfl

Somewhat off topic but none the less....Bring your gun to church day...

Guns invited to church

I was thinking about this, and you know, I think the reverse may also be true.

Why Guns are better than Men

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another down your cleavage when you go out dancing.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell her so, she will probably let you play with it.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another couple of handguns for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you're menopausal

#5. A handgun doesn't hog the remote or leave the seat up

#4. Handguns function normally even if their team loses the big game

#3. A handgun doesn't ask, "Do you really need another pair of shoes?"

#2. A handgun doesn't start snoring if you want to cuddle and talk after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a man

#1. YOU CAN SELL IT OR JUST THROW IT IN THE TRASH IF YOU DECIDE IT'S MORE TROUBLE THAN IT'S WORTH.

Very good.:yh_rotfl

I have a kinda soft spot for guns... :sneaky:

AussiePam;1210962 wrote: I have a kinda soft spot for guns... :sneaky:


Really ?

I find that surprising.

Really?

I find it surprising that you are surprised. I'm considered a good shot too. Also with a longbow.

AussiePam;1210946 wrote: I was thinking about this, and you know, I think the reverse may also be true.

Why Guns are better than Men

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another down your cleavage when you go out dancing.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell her so, she will probably let you play with it.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another couple of handguns for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you're menopausal

#5. A handgun doesn't hog the remote or leave the seat up

#4. Handguns function normally even if their team loses the big game

#3. A handgun doesn't ask, "Do you really need another pair of shoes?"

#2. A handgun doesn't start snoring if you want to cuddle and talk after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a man

#1. YOU CAN SELL IT OR JUST THROW IT IN THE TRASH IF YOU DECIDE IT'S MORE TROUBLE THAN IT'S WORTH.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

way to go Pam!:guitarist:guitarist:guitarist

AussiePam;1210967 wrote: Really?

I find it surprising that you are surprised. I'm considered a good shot too. Also with a longbow.


I visualize you as very capable but I always thought you were a pacifist. Guns and bows are violent items by nature.

Ladies Night Out at the Gun Club

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Washing machines are better than guns...whew, I let some steam off.:wah:

Nomad;1211559 wrote: I visualize you as very capable but I always thought you were a pacifist. Guns and bows are violent items by nature.


GUFFAW.. You're way off, Nomad. I'm into boot camps and martial arts and my favourite movies are Kill Bill and Deliverance.

AussiePam;1211726 wrote: my favourite movies are Kill Bill and


Oi!

AussiePam;1211726 wrote: GUFFAW.. You're way off, Nomad. I'm into boot camps and martial arts and my favourite movies are Kill Bill and Deliverance.


Guffaw ?

Is that similar to a chortle or more like a titter ?

Nomad;1211877 wrote: Guffaw ?

Is that similar to a chortle or more like a titter ?


Not really a titter. Sort of a fullblooded, in your face type laugh, the sort you use when you are about to tell someone to make your day. I'm sure you won't really have too much of a probem with that, will you, Nomie, Sweetie???? :sneaky:

AussiePam;1211889 wrote: Not really a titter. Sort of a fullblooded, in your face type laugh, the sort you use when you are about to tell someone to make your day. I'm sure you won't really have too much of a probem with that, will you, Nomie, Sweetie???? :sneaky:




Im here to serve.

Anybody got an all time favorite gun? Mine was a Ruger .357 Blackhawk. Those things are built like tractors. I carried mine so much most of the bluing was worn off. Shot it thousands of times but it was still tight and as accurate as ever.

Smith & Wesson. Model 66. Stainless Steel 6 inch. .357

With night sights and custom grips.