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if the only tool in your tool box is a hammer .... then all your problems will look like nails



what does that mean to you guys ... come on i want answers .... let farmer jimbo into the dark corners of your minds ....:sneaky:

If the sun comes out, it is time for the beach. :-6

if the tide turns you have driven into the ocean :-3:-3





i have no idea why i'm laughing my head off that is not even funny :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:-3:-3



i'm cracking up :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

If the tide turns, chonsi is catching the last wave. :-6

Is it a claw hammer, a mallet, or what ? What am I building ? I cant commit until I have all the facts.

Can I have a tape measure ?

Nomad;1211009 wrote: Is it a claw hammer, a mallet, or what ? What am I building ? I cant commit until I have all the facts.

Can I have a tape measure ?


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

thread killer

Hang about.....Coberst will be along in a minute

Bruv;1211024 wrote: Hang about.....Coberst will be along in a minute


what with a claw hammer ,a mallet or tape measure nomad has to know :)



we all expect more from you bruv ;):yh_rotfl

if:

All I had was a hammer in my tool box I'd make it a "HAMMER FLASK" with a bottle opener etc...







Product Description

The Hammer Flask. The Amazing All in One Hammer, Bottle Opener, Ice Crusher & Flask. This unique multi-purpose bar tool is also a functional hammer and flask safe! The Hammer Flask is the one and only flask you can carry and no one would ever think twice that you where concealing 5 oz. of your favorite cocktail in the handle of your hammer! Bring it to work (if you are in construction) and have yourself a lunch time beverage. If you are not in construction, or don't require a hammer to do your job, don't bring the flask hammer to work or you may look like an idiot. Great for do it yourselfers! Do your handy work around the house with out the wife complaining about your excessive alcohol consumption. The Flask hammer looks like a real hammer because it is a real hammer. The "Claw End" of the hammer features a revolutionary bottle opener and "handy" sized stainless steel hammer head. Use the hammer as an ice crusher to make your beverages perfect, just the way you like it. The rubber handle insure maximum grip when performing multiple wet handed bottle openings. Use the included funnel so you can fill your new Hammer Flask all the way to the top without spilling a drop of hooch! You can also use the hammer flask as a hammer (duh, it's a hammer!) but we advise it be used only for light duty jobs such as hanging pictures on a wall or securing small nails. Since the Hammer flask uses a hollow handle so it can hold booze.

brilliant :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



fill it with jack d get really hammered

chonsigirl;1211005 wrote: If the sun comes out, it is time for the beach. :-6


haven't you left yet?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

No, I'm stalling while my husband eats lunch. Can't check in until 4, and surfing starts about 5 or so. It will be just right......

My first thoughts were......



If a picture paints a thousand words

Then why can't I paint you

The words will never show

The you I've come to know

And if a face could launch a thousand ships

Then where am I to go

There's no one home but you

You're all that's left me to

And when my love for life is running dry

You come, you come and pour yourself on me

If a man could be two places at one time

I'd be with you

Tomorrow and today

Beside you all the way

If the world should stop revolving

Spinning, spinning slowly down to die

I'd spend the end with you

And when the world was through

Then one by one, the stars would all go out

Then you and I would simply fly away

Bruv;1211107 wrote: My first thoughts were......



If a picture paints a thousand words

Then why can't I paint you

The words will never show

The you I've come to know

And if a face could launch a thousand ships

Then where am I to go

There's no one home but you

You're all that's left me to

And when my love for life is running dry

You come, you come and pour yourself on me

If a man could be two places at one time

I'd be with you

Tomorrow and today

Beside you all the way

If the world should stop revolving

Spinning, spinning slowly down to die

I'd spend the end with you

And when the world was through

Then one by one, the stars would all go out

Then you and I would simply fly away


telly savalas aka kojac

watch it bruv i have my eye on you :rolleyes::)

farmer giles;1211003 wrote: if the only tool in your tool box is a hammer .... then all your problems will look like nails



what does that mean to you guys ... come on i want answers .... let farmer jimbo into the dark corners of your minds ....:sneaky:


My response is this............................

YouTube - If I Had A Hammer PETER,PAUL & MARY



:guitarist;)

If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you . . .

Time to buy more tools and make them power tools at that. I actually have 3 different kind of hammers so I can do a lot with my hammers..!! :yh_rotfl