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time flies

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:45 pm
by farmer giles
grim .... yuk :-3:-3



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time flies

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:52 pm
by farmer giles
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Put your ad here!

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran , Ruled by Nuts.

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time flies

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:09 pm
by along-for-the-ride
:wah: Tosser



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