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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:25 am
by farmer giles
how many of these did you really know i'm amazed at how few i did :thinking::thinking:



KITCHEN HINTS

To determine whether an egg is fresh, immerse it in a pan of cool, salted water. If it sinks, it is fresh~if it rises to the surface, throw it away.

Keep the linings from cereal boxes~they make great substitutes for waxed paper!

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes!

Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the hot griddle~ perfect shaped pancakes every time!

Use lifesavers candy to hold candles in place on your next birthday cake! Kids love 'em!

Poke an egg with a small sewing needle before hard-boiling, and the egg will peel with ease! And hold that needle in place with a magnet refrigerator clip!

Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips!

Zap garlic cloves in the microwave for 15 seconds and the skins slip right off!

To prevent egg shells from cracking, add a pinch of salt to the water before hard-boiling!

Use a pastry blender to cut ground beef into small pieces after browning!

Sweeten whipped cream with confectioners' sugar instead of granulated sugar~it will stay fluffy and hold it's shape better!

For easy "meatloaf mixing", combine the ingredients with a potato masher!

If you don't have enough batter to fill all cupcake tins, pour 1 tablespoon of water into the unfilled spots...this helps preserve the life of your pans!

To easily remove honey from a measuring spoon, first coat the spoon with nonstick cooking spray!

Run your hands under cold water before pressing Rice Krispies treats in the pan~the marshmallow won't stick to your fingers!

Mash and freeze ripe bananas, in one-cup portions, for use in later baking~no wasted bananas (or you can freeze them whole, peeled, in plastic baggies)

To quickly use that frozen juice concentrate, simply mash it with a potato masher~no need to wait for it to thaw!

To get the most juice out of fresh lemons, bring them to room temperature and roll them under your palm against the kitchen counter before squeezing!

Spray your tupperware with non-stick cooking spray before pouring in tomato-based sauces~no more stains!

Transfer your jelly to a small plastic squeeze bottle~no more messy, sticky jars or knives! This also works well for homemade salad dressing!

Save your store-bought-bread bags and ties~they make perfect storage bags for homemade bread!

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead~no white mess on the outside of the cake!

Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator it will keep for weeks!

When making bread, substitute non-dairy creamer for the dry milk~it works just as well! Rinse cooked, ground meat with water when draining off the fat~this helps "wash away" even more fat!

Slicing meat when partially frozen makes it easier to get thin slices.

Instead of throwing away bread heels or leftover cornbread, use them to make bread crumbs. For use later, store them in the freezer.

Substitute half applesauce for the vegetable oil in your baking recipes~you'll greatly reduce the fat content! (Example: 1/2 cup vegetable oil = 1/4 cup applesauce + 1/4 cup oil)

To ripen avocados and bananas, enclose them in a brown paper bag with an apple for 2-3 days!

Brush beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful, glossy finish!

In recipes calling for margarine, substitute reduced-calorie margarine to help cut back on fat! (Same goes with sour cream, milk, cheese, cream cheese, and cream soups)

Place a slice of bread in hardened brown sugar to soften it back up!

When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar to help bring out the corns natural sweetness!

Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

If you have problem opening jars: Try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy!

Potatoes will take food stains off your fingers. Just slice and rub raw potato on the stains and rinse with water.

To take the tears out of chopping onions: Plug in a portable fan and turn it to high. It'll help blow away the fumes from your eyes - no more tears!

Don't panic if your soup's too salty: Add cut raw potatoes and throw them away once they are cooked and have absorbed the salt. Your soup's saved!

Instead of throwing away a sponge that has a stale odor, simply toss it in the dishwasher and wash it with the next load of dishes. It will come out clean and fresh smelling and will kill any bacteria in the sponge, so it's a good idea to toss your sponges into the dishwasher often.

Save celery leaves. Spread them out on paper towels or a paper plate and let them dry. Crumble them into soups, salads and stuffing's. They will add an extra zippy flavor for free.

Make giant ice cubes in muffin tins or plastic margarine bowls. These are perfect for using in picnic coolers or punch bowls. They look pretty and keep your drinks or food cold longer.

Don't throw those single serving gelatin plastic cups away, make your own single servings. Place the cups in a muffin holder, fill the cups and place in the refrigerator. It only takes a few minutes and no mess.

Fruit Freshener - Use 2 vitamin C tablets in a big bowl of water...let them dissolve and stir...dunk any veggie or fruit and it will stay fresh for a couple of weeks and vitamin C won't hurt you either! Try it out on a potato... dunk the potato and leave it out on the sink..it won't discolor... It's the short version of "fruit fresh ".

Cottage cheese will remain fresher longer if you store it upside down in the refrigerator. This slows the effects of oxidation.

To keep milk past it's expiration date add salt. A pinch of salt in a gallon will do it. The salt slows the rate of bacteria growth.

Brown sugar will not harden if stored in the freezer.

If you freeze wild rice it will last 3-4 months compared to a week in the refrigerator. A good trick when you go away on vacation is to place a baggie with a few ice cubes in the freezer. If a power failure occurs while you are gone and the food thaws and then refreezes you will know about it when you get home.

Ice cream container sealed in a plastic bag will stop ice crystals from forming when it is in the freezer.

Potato chip bag open again and they're all stale and yucky?? Pop them in the microwave for 30 to 60 seconds, let stand for two minutes and they'll be crispy again.

Regarding tomato paste, it seems a whole can of tomato paste is many times too much for some recipes. Suggestion: take a piece of waxed paper, putting it on a cookie sheet and putting teaspoonfuls of the leftover paste on the paper -- another sheet on top and freeze this. When frozen just peel them off and put them in a baggie and when you need a tsp. or tbs. of paste you have it without opening a whole can and there is no waste. OR-- put small amounts in an ice tray and then just pop them out when I need them.

Quick Whipping -- A teaspoonful of cold water added to the white of an egg causes it to whip more quickly while increasing the quantity.

Moldy Fruit -- What should you do with fruit with mold? Throw it away rather than simply cutting off the mold since mold on fruit goes much deeper than what appears on the fruit.

Broccoli Stalks -- Don't discard the tough ends of broccoli stalks. Use them for making soups.

Measuring Honey -- Measuring honey with a spoon is easy but getting it all off the spoon is another matter--so first rub the spoon with margarine.

Dropping Cookie Dough -- To get cookie dough to drop without sticking dip the spoon in milk first.

Leftover Pie Dough -- Extra pie dough? Cover it with some parmesan and gruyere cheese and you'll bake a delicious appetizer--at the very same meal with your pie as dessert.

Easy Shelling -- Pecans are easy to shell if they are first soaked in boilingwater for 10 minutes or so. Or microwave 2 cups of pecans or Brazil nuts in 1 cup of water for 5 to 6 minutes on HIGH.

Storing Cake -- If you store half and apple in the container which you are storing a cake, the cake will retain its freshness.

Cheesy Apple Pie -- Don't just serve cheese with apple pie, bake it right in. Spread grated sharp Cheddar on the bottom of the crust before adding the apple filling.

Sticking Cake Layers -- Cake layers sticking to the bottom of the pans? Put them back in a warm oven for a short time. The layers will then come out without a problem. Or, try lining the bottom of your pans with waxed paper

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:34 am
by abbey
None! :o

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:54 am
by kayleneaussie
one :guitarist

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:59 am
by farmer giles
abbey;1211385 wrote: None! :o


kayleneaussie;1211390 wrote: one :guitarist


really i knew at least 5 and i'm an idiot :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:45 am
by Odie
where did you copy and paste this from?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:07 am
by farmer giles
Odie;1211415 wrote: where did you copy and paste this from?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


of course i copied and pasted them ,i only knew about 5 , it would not be much of a list otherwise would it lol:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oh i mean cooking for men the swimsuite edition :):)

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:21 am
by Odie
farmer giles;1211427 wrote: of course i copied and pasted them ,i only knew about 5 , it would not be much of a list otherwise would it lol:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oh i mean cooking for men the swimsuite edition :):)


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

you need an issue from men in tights!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:27 am
by AussiePam
Come on Jimbo, fess up - you're bored, right? And found some old magazine from the 1950s or else something definitive by Martha Stewart.

If you print out your list and then fold the paper into a fan shape, you can create a most attractive feather duster which can with only minor adjustments become a perfect lacy doily on which to place a plate of swansdown light scones for the neighbourhood ladies who will be full of envious appreciation of your homemaking skills. :sneaky:

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:32 am
by farmer giles
AussiePam;1211435 wrote: Come on Jimbo, fess up - you're bored, right? And found some old magazine from the 1950s or else something definitive by Martha Stewart.

If you print out your list and then fold the paper into a fan shape, you can create a most attractive feather duster which can with only minor adjustments become a perfect lacy doily on which to place a plate of swansdown light scones for the neighbourhood ladies who will be full of envious appreciation of your homemaking skills. :sneaky:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

pammie i spend years on fg trying to make you laugh i dont think i have ever had a reply from you

i was amazed at how good some of that stuff was on that list and i was sure it would be of some use to youz guys and you reply :wah::wah:

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:37 am
by Bill Sikes
farmer giles;1211381 wrote: how many of these did you really know i'm amazed at how few i did


Disclaimer: I am a bloke.

Several of the entries are incomprehensible, Yank stuff not translating seamlessly to British.

Some of the entries are wrong, or simply don't work.

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:42 am
by Peg
I was suprised at how many I knew, and not at all suprised by how many I didn't know. Great thread Jimbo! :D

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:43 am
by farmer giles
Bill Sikes;1211440 wrote: Disclaimer: I am a bloke.

Several of the entries are incomprehensible, Yank stuff not translating seamlessly to British.

Some of the entries are wrong, or simply don't work.


which ones bill, i am a bloke to ,i mean i dont want to try the salt in my milk one if it turns the whole lot into a saline yogurt that you cant use on your cornflakes i mean what would be the point in that



:thinking::thinking:

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:44 am
by farmer giles
Peg;1211444 wrote: I was suprised at how many I knew, and not at all suprised by how many I didn't know. Great thread Jimbo! :D


thanks peg:):)

if you have a few tips for me and bill please post them :):)

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:16 am
by Odie
to prevent eggs from sinking when boiling, put a dash of vinegar in the pot.

if you have African violets, stick a huge steel nail in the pot, this makes them bloom 6 times per year.

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:20 am
by Bill Sikes
farmer giles;1211445 wrote: which ones bill (are wrong/don't translate)


> Keep the linings from cereal boxes~they make great substitutes for waxed paper!

It's plastic (polypropylene), no substiturte for waxed paper.



> Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the hot griddle~ perfect

> shaped pancakes every time!

We make thin pancakes in frying-pans, not thick ones on "griddles" (?).



> Use lifesavers candy to hold candles in place on your next birthday cake! Kids love 'em!

Lifesavers... armbands? Just a guess.... doesn't sound very practicable.



> Poke an egg with a small sewing needle before hard-boiling, and the egg will peel

> with ease!

Use a needle or a very pointed knife to puncture the air sac before boiling - the egg won't crack, then.



> Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips!

Sugar cone??



> To prevent egg shells from cracking, add a pinch of salt to the water before hard-boiling!

Doesn't work, see above.



> Use a pastry blender to cut ground beef into small pieces after browning!

"Pasrty blender"? Use frozen *mince* & it won't clump up.



> For easy "meatloaf mixing", combine the ingredients with a potato masher!

Nonsense. Stick the ingredients in a mixer.



> To easily remove honey from a measuring spoon, first coat the spoon with nonstick

> cooking spray!

Use your finger.



> Mash and freeze ripe bananas, in one-cup portions, for use in later baking~no wasted

> bananas (or you can freeze them whole, peeled, in plastic baggies)

Stuff cooked with bananas (except babana custard with jam) is revolting, so that's a waste of time. Buy a reasonable number, and eat them up in time.



> Spray your tupperware with non-stick cooking spray before pouring in tomato-based

> sauces~no more stains!

Use just one set of containers for foods that stain, then it doesn't matter. Don't eat "non-stick cooking spray".



> Transfer your jelly to a small plastic squeeze bottle~no more messy, sticky jars or

> knives!

Jam is served from a bowl, not streaight from the jar, using a spoon, not a knife.



> Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator it will keep for weeks!

It keeps for weeks anyway, but it's not as good as when fresh, so this is poor advice.



> When making bread, substitute non-dairy creamer for the dry milk~it works just as well!

Bread is made with flour, water, yeast, a *little* sugar for the yeast, and a *little*salt. That's all. No milk or "non-dairy creamer" (yuck).



> Substitute half applesauce for the vegetable oil in your baking recipes~you'll greatly reduce the fat content! (Example: 1/2 cup vegetable oil = 1/4 cup applesauce + 1/4 cup oil)

Surely everything would taste of apples?



> Place a slice of bread in hardened brown sugar to soften it back up!

Don't waste food. Cover the sugar with a damp cloth.



> When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar to help bring out the corns natural

> sweetness!

That doesn't "bring out" sweetness, it adds it. Buy decent "corn on the cob", not hard old stuff, and it doesn't need it anyway.



> Don't throw out all that leftover wine.

Left over wine? Don't be *ridiculous*!



> Potatoes will take food stains off your fingers.

Oh, really? So will sandpaper.



> To take the tears out of chopping onions: Plug in a portable fan and turn it to high.

Don't bend over the onions when you chop 'em.



> Don't panic if your soup's too salty: Add cut raw potatoes and throw them away once

> they are cooked and have absorbed the salt. Your soup's saved!

It's also all floury.



> Don't throw those single serving gelatin plastic cups away, make your own single

> servings. Place the cups in a muffin holder, fill the cups and place in the refrigerator.

> It only takes a few minutes and no mess.

I don't understand that at all. What the hell's it on about?



> Fruit Freshener - Use 2 vitamin C tablets in a big bowl of water...let them dissolve and

> stir...dunk any veggie or fruit and it will stay fresh for a couple of weeks

It *might* look fresh, but it won't be.



> Cottage cheese will remain fresher longer if you store it upside down in the refrigerator.

What's this great idea of storing things for weeks on end? They're *never* so good!



> To keep milk past it's expiration date add salt. A pinch of salt in a gallon will do it.

Egads. *Stick it in the fridge*.



> Brown sugar will not harden if stored in the freezer.

"Oh, I'm going to get some sugar for my tea. I'll just get it from the freezer!". No, just store it in an airtight jar.



> Regarding tomato paste, it seems a whole can of tomato paste is many times too much

> for some recipes.

Buy it in a tube then.



> Moldy Fruit -- What should you do with fruit with mold? Throw it away rather than simply

> cutting off the mold since mold on fruit goes much deeper than what appears on the fruit.

Apples and similar are fine if you chop off the rotten bit.



> Measuring Honey -- Measuring honey with a spoon is easy but getting it all off the spoon

> is another matter--so first rub the spoon with margarine.

See above. Use finger. Suck finger. Lick spoon.



> Storing Cake -- If you store half and apple in the container which you are storing a cake,

No. No, no, no. Don't be silly.

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:49 am
by farmer giles
righty ho bill i guess that help out all these fg women *who cllearly have no idea to cook like you or i



disclaimer * by these fg women i dont mean any women that use fg or are mods :sneaky::sneaky:er or suzy :-3:-3

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:15 am
by Imladris
In recipes calling for margarine, substitute reduced-calorie margarine to help cut back on fat! (Same goes with sour cream, milk, cheese, cream cheese, and cream soups)

That doesn't necessarily work - not all reduced fat/calorie spreads are suitable for baking, check the packaging and it'll tell you.



When making a sponge cake you can easily reduce the amount of sugar by up to half without it affecting the taste - a little nugget of Immy's wisdom!! :wah:

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:22 am
by farmer giles
Imladris;1211474 wrote: In recipes calling for margarine, substitute reduced-calorie margarine to help cut back on fat! (Same goes with sour cream, milk, cheese, cream cheese, and cream soups)

That doesn't necessarily work - not all reduced fat/calorie spreads are suitable for baking, check the packaging and it'll tell you.



When making a sponge cake you can easily reduce the amount of sugar by up to half without it affecting the taste - a little nugget of Immy's wisdom!! :wah:


immy makes great cakes as i can testify to their lovely taste and great texture but if you are driving soon after with your partner soon after please make sure your windows will unwind before setting off :thinking::thinking:

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:23 am
by Oscar Namechange
AussiePam;1211435 wrote: Come on Jimbo, fess up - you're bored, right? And found some old magazine from the 1950s or else something definitive by Martha Stewart.

If you print out your list and then fold the paper into a fan shape, you can create a most attractive feather duster which can with only minor adjustments become a perfect lacy doily on which to place a plate of swansdown light scones for the neighbourhood ladies who will be full of envious appreciation of your homemaking skills. :sneaky:
I think the most naff one of these i ever read in a womans magazine went like this.......... 'Save old stamps and glue them to the frame of a framed picture for a unique look'......... WHY OH WHY OH WHY??????

I swear there was another one that said....... 'save your newspapers and make them into unique hats for parties'. It was accompanied by a pic of some poor child with a Daily Mail on his head.



I have a great one of my own........... Take left over food and throw it away........ LIFE IS TOO SHORT.

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:32 am
by farmer giles
think of the poor little foxes :(:(



save them from bad cooking they cant even bury the stuff they dont want to eat :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:37 am
by Oscar Namechange
farmer giles;1211484 wrote: think of the poor little foxes :(:(



save them from bad cooking they cant even bury the stuff they dont want to eat :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Hey, you can mock... seriously..... Pete got up to find a pile of meatballs they had left.

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:39 am
by farmer giles
oscar;1211487 wrote: Hey, you can mock... seriously..... Pete got up to find a pile of meatballs they had left.


nothing worse when a man has got some balls no one wants :thinking::thinking::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:39 am
by Imladris
farmer giles;1211478 wrote: immy makes great cakes as i can testify to their lovely taste and great texture but if you are driving soon after with your partner soon after please make sure your windows will unwind before setting off :thinking::thinking:




*snigger*











Leftover food - get a goat, works for us! :wah:

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:40 am
by Bruv
"To easily remove honey from a measuring spoon, first coat the spoon with nonstick

cooking spray!"



Isn't that advice too late ?

Hows about .......at no cost......... dipping it in hot water ?

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:43 am
by farmer giles
Bruv;1211492 wrote: "To easily remove honey from a measuring spoon, first coat the spoon with nonstick

cooking spray!"





Isn't that advice too late ?

Hows about .......at no cost......... dipping it in hot water ?


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

a bit like opening a packet then on one of the flaps it says instructions on end of box ,then you try to read them and the contents fall all over the floor :mad::mad::-5



i just lick the spoon :)

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:21 am
by minks
I knew about 11 of em.

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:27 am
by farmer giles
minks;1211536 wrote: I knew about 11 of em.


really :):)

well done :-6:-6

but then again i bet you know all of them on the beer thread :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:lips::lips:

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:01 am
by minks
farmer giles;1211546 wrote: really :):)

well done :-6:-6

but then again i bet you know all of them on the beer thread :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:lips::lips:


naw not I ahahaha

I grew up with a mother who was the master of trivia, she always had tidbits of infor for us kids.

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:15 am
by Odie
farmer giles;1211546 wrote: really :):)

well done :-6:-6

but then again i bet you know all of them on the beer thread :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:lips::lips:


nope, its because she is Canadian!:guitarist:guitarist

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:21 am
by Peg
When making devilled eggs, mix and mash everything in a ziplock bag, cut off the end and fill the egg halves. Saves on the messy cleanup.

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:34 am
by farmer giles
Peg;1211582 wrote: When making devilled eggs, mix and mash everything in a ziplock bag, cut off the end and fill the egg halves. Saves on the messy cleanup.


well done peg :-6:-6



whats a deviled egg :-3

it sounds evil :thinking::thinking:

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:42 am
by Peg
farmer giles;1211592 wrote: well done peg :-6:-6



whats a deviled egg :-3

it sounds evil :thinking::thinking:


You seriously don't know what a devilled egg is? They are evilly delicious!

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:45 am
by farmer giles
Peg;1211594 wrote: You seriously don't know what a devilled egg is? They are evilly delicious!


must be an american dish peg :):)

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:01 am
by Kathy Ellen
Which Yank stuff don't you understand Bill...I'll try to translate:-6

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:08 am
by Bill Sikes
Kathy Ellen;1211600 wrote: Which Yank stuff don't you understand Bill...I'll try to translate: -6


Only "lifesavers", "non-stick cooking spray", "sugar cones", etc. Most of it's guessable, of course, but some things aren't!

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:10 am
by Peg
Devilled Eggs

The filling is, at least the way I make them, egg yolks, salad dressing (Miracle Whip), mustard, and a little bit of milk.

Attached files

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:11 am
by Nomad
farmer giles;1211381 wrote: how many of these did you really know i'm amazed at how few i did :thinking::thinking:





KITCHEN HINTS



To determine whether an egg is fresh, immerse it in a pan of cool, salted water. If it sinks, it is fresh~if it rises to the surface, throw it away.



Crap. You should know when you bought them.



Keep the linings from cereal boxes~they make great substitutes for waxed paper!



Big time crapola. What about all the little crumbs ? Youll never get them all off the lining and inevitably theyll end up on the counter or floor. Shell out 2 bucks and buy a roll. This one really gets me mad.



To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes!



Does the apple run around eating the little buds ? Crap.



Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the hot griddle~ perfect shaped pancakes every time!



Oh for the love of god ! Now you have to clean out that little tube. Get a ladel please !



Use lifesavers candy to hold candles in place on your next birthday cake! Kids love 'em!



Maybe. Depends on the cake I suppose. Has cute potential.



Poke an egg with a small sewing needle before hard-boiling, and the egg will peel with ease! And hold that needle in place with a magnet refrigerator clip!



No. Absolutely not. Cold water shock after NOT boiling but rather tempering for 13 min. Its all about timing. Crap.



Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips!



Why screw with the integrity of the cone ? Clearly not a purists technique.



Zap garlic cloves in the microwave for 15 seconds and the skins slip right off!



Maybe.



To prevent egg shells from cracking, add a pinch of salt to the water before hard-boiling!



Finally ! Got one right.



Use a pastry blender to cut ground beef into small pieces after browning!



Gross !



Sweeten whipped cream with confectioners' sugar instead of granulated sugar~it will stay fluffy and hold it's shape better!



This will be fine.



For easy "meatloaf mixing", combine the ingredients with a potato masher!



Well ok ! Good job.



If you don't have enough batter to fill all cupcake tins, pour 1 tablespoon of water into the unfilled spots...this helps preserve the life of your pans!



Once again youre screwing with the integity this time of the muffin. This just turns my stomach. Do not screw with the muffin !



To easily remove honey from a measuring spoon, first coat the spoon with nonstick cooking spray.



Sounds like trouble.



Run your hands under cold water before pressing Rice Krispies treats in the pan~the marshmallow won't stick to your fingers!



Fine.



Mash and freeze ripe bananas, in one-cup portions, for use in later baking~no wasted bananas (or you can freeze them whole, peeled, in plastic baggies)



Youre skimping on the true freshness factor. I dont like it one bit.



To quickly use that frozen juice concentrate, simply mash it with a potato masher~no need to wait for it to thaw!



Now you get to use the blender. God !



To get the most juice out of fresh lemons, bring them to room temperature and roll them under your palm against the kitchen counter before squeezing!



A little redemption for yourself.



Spray your tupperware with non-stick cooking spray before pouring in tomato-based sauces~no more stains!



Wow ! Would an Italian play with the sauce like that ? This is what we must ask ourselves.



Transfer your jelly to a small plastic squeeze bottle~no more messy, sticky jars or knives! This also works well for homemade salad dressing!



What about the tip ? Wont it get all gunked up and crusty ? Didnt think of that did ya ?



Save your store-bought-bread bags and ties~they make perfect storage bags for homemade bread!



Save them where ? Somewhere the ants can feast on ? No.



When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead~no white mess on the outside of the cake!



Ill have to do some research. Ill claim Switzerland on this for now.



Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator it will keep for weeks!



Mmmmm.....foil flavored celery. Stay out of my kitchen !



When making bread, substitute non-dairy creamer for the dry milk~it works just as well! Rinse cooked, ground meat with water when draining off the fat~this helps "wash away" even more fat!



Speechless.



Slicing meat when partially frozen makes it easier to get thin slices.



True.



Instead of throwing away bread heels or leftover cornbread, use them to make bread crumbs. For use later, store them in the freezer.



Use the heels but dont freeze them. Do I have to come over there...really do I ?



Substitute half applesauce for the vegetable oil in your baking recipes~you'll greatly reduce the fat content! (Example: 1/2 cup vegetable oil = 1/4 cup applesauce + 1/4 cup oil)



Interesting concept. Switzerland.



To ripen avocados and bananas, enclose them in a brown paper bag with an apple for 2-3 days!



Again with apples ? Odor and flavor inter-mingling. Unacceptable !



Brush beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful, glossy finish!



Why just the white ? Cant wait to hear this !



In recipes calling for margarine, substitute reduced-calorie margarine to help cut back on fat! (Same goes with sour cream, milk, cheese, cream cheese, and cream soups)



Youre fired !



Place a slice of bread in hardened brown sugar to soften it back up!



Can you just go get a fresh loaf ? Please ? Is that asking too much ?



When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar to help bring out the corns natural sweetness!



Thank you.



Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.



Pass.



If you have problem opening jars: Try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy!



As a ninja this is not a problem I have.



Potatoes will take food stains off your fingers. Just slice and rub raw potato on the stains and rinse with water.



So will soap. Im getting a migraine.



To take the tears out of chopping onions: Plug in a portable fan and turn it to high. It'll help blow away the fumes from your eyes - no more tears!



Goggles. Hellooooo ?



Don't panic if your soup's too salty: Add cut raw potatoes and throw them away once they are cooked and have absorbed the salt. Your soup's saved!



Shouldnt have happened in the 1st place. Salt, taste, salt, taste.



Instead of throwing away a sponge that has a stale odor, simply toss it in the dishwasher and wash it with the next load of dishes. It will come out clean and fresh smelling and will kill any bacteria in the sponge, so it's a good idea to toss your sponges into the dishwasher often.



3 time limit.



Save celery leaves. Spread them out on paper towels or a paper plate and let them dry. Crumble them into soups, salads and stuffing's. They will add an extra zippy flavor for free.



Fine but lets not let them just sit in a corner for weeks on end.



Make giant ice cubes in muffin tins or plastic margarine bowls. These are perfect for using in picnic coolers or punch bowls. They look pretty and keep your drinks or food cold longer.



ok



Don't throw those single serving gelatin plastic cups away, make your own single servings. Place the cups in a muffin holder, fill the cups and place in the refrigerator. It only takes a few minutes and no mess.



No.



Fruit Freshener - Use 2 vitamin C tablets in a big bowl of water...let them dissolve and stir...dunk any veggie or fruit and it will stay fresh for a couple of weeks and vitamin C won't hurt you either! Try it out on a potato... dunk the potato and leave it out on the sink..it won't discolor... It's the short version of "fruit fresh ".



*sigh*



Cottage cheese will remain fresher longer if you store it upside down in the refrigerator. This slows the effects of oxidation.



Potential leakage situation.



To keep milk past it's expiration date add salt. A pinch of salt in a gallon will do it. The salt slows the rate of bacteria growth.



Can you get some milk while youre out getting the bread ?



Brown sugar will not harden if stored in the freezer.



So how do you incorporate frozen brown sugar into the watery muffins your making ?



If you freeze wild rice it will last 3-4 months compared to a week in the refrigerator. A good trick when you go away on vacation is to place a baggie with a few ice cubes in the freezer. If a power failure occurs while you are gone and the food thaws and then refreezes you will know about it when you get home.



LIES !



Ice cream container sealed in a plastic bag will stop ice crystals from forming when it is in the freezer.



WRONG ! The crystals are formed as the temperature from being in and out of the freezer fluctuates.



Potato chip bag open again and they're all stale and yucky?? Pop them in the microwave for 30 to 60 seconds, let stand for two minutes and they'll be crispy again.



*blank stare*



Regarding tomato paste, it seems a whole can of tomato paste is many times too much for some recipes. Suggestion: take a piece of waxed paper, putting it on a cookie sheet and putting teaspoonfuls of the leftover paste on the paper -- another sheet on top and freeze this. When frozen just peel them off and put them in a baggie and when you need a tsp. or tbs. of paste you have it without opening a whole can and there is no waste. OR-- put small amounts in an ice tray and then just pop them out when I need them.



Wow !



Quick Whipping -- A teaspoonful of cold water added to the white of an egg causes it to whip more quickly while increasing the quantity.



Correct.



Moldy Fruit -- What should you do with fruit with mold? Throw it away rather than simply cutting off the mold since mold on fruit goes much deeper than what appears on the fruit.



Clearly.



Broccoli Stalks -- Don't discard the tough ends of broccoli stalks. Use them for making soups.



If you must.



Measuring Honey -- Measuring honey with a spoon is easy but getting it all off the spoon is another matter--so first rub the spoon with margarine.



Really ? Cold water ? Cooking spray trick didnt work so hot ?



Dropping Cookie Dough -- To get cookie dough to drop without sticking dip the spoon in milk first.



Youre killing me.



Leftover Pie Dough -- Extra pie dough? Cover it with some parmesan and gruyere cheese and you'll bake a delicious appetizer--at the very same meal with your pie as dessert.



Switzerland.



Easy Shelling -- Pecans are easy to shell if they are first soaked in boilingwater for 10 minutes or so. Or microwave 2 cups of pecans or Brazil nuts in 1 cup of water for 5 to 6 minutes on HIGH.



Switzerland.



Storing Cake -- If you store half and apple in the container which you are storing a cake, the cake will retain its freshness.



You know what ? Enough with the apples.



Cheesy Apple Pie -- Don't just serve cheese with apple pie, bake it right in. Spread grated sharp Cheddar on the bottom of the crust before adding the apple filling.



If you want pie eat pie. If what you want is grilled cheese make grilled cheese. Pie is not sandwich bread.



Sticking Cake Layers -- Cake layers sticking to the bottom of the pans? Put them back in a warm oven for a short time. The layers will then come out without a problem. Or, try lining the bottom of your pans with waxed paper


My patience is being tested.

come on women fess up

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:17 am
by Kathy Ellen












Nonstick cooking spray is made from oils that's sprayed on cooking sheets...food won't stick to pan.



Lifesavers are delicious, fruity, sugary sweets.



Sugar cones are sweet ice cream cones.

come on women fess up

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:17 am
by farmer giles
thanks nomie i'm crying here :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

come on women fess up

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:19 am
by Kathy Ellen
I love helpful hints Jim....sadly, I only knew 10 hints.



Stick an onion in the freezer for 10 minutes, and you won't cry when you cut them....works for me...:-6

come on women fess up

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:23 am
by farmer giles
Kathy Ellen;1211611 wrote: I love helpful hints Jim....sadly, I only knew 10 hints.



Stick an onion in the freezer for 10 minutes, and you won't cry when you cut them....works for me...:-6


now that is one that i will use i eat loads of raw veg and i chop up onion about three times ia week ,i will use this thank you :-6:-6:-6



mind you i'm such a moron i'll forget and up with a freezer full of frozen onions:thinking::thinking:

come on women fess up

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:26 am
by Bill Sikes
Kathy Ellen;1211609 wrote:

Lifesavers are delicious, fruity, sugary sweets.


They look like fruit-flavoured Polos.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3522/325 ... 55.jpg?v=0

come on women fess up

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:45 am
by Kathy Ellen
Bill Sikes;1211616 wrote: They look like fruit-flavoured Polos.



http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3522/325 ... 55.jpg?v=0


Yes, they do look like life savers....:-6



I also use the sprays on the grill pans that I use on my outdoor grill. Grilled food just slides off...



When you put onions in fridge make sure you put them in a bag as their smell permeates your fridge. All your other foods take on the smell of the onion.



We have new plastic cups that look like onions and tomatoes. You can put your veggies and fruits in these cups, and lock them up to be saved for another time.

come on women fess up

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:13 am
by Imladris
farmer giles;1211610 wrote: thanks nomie i'm crying here :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Me too, the dedication it took to read and reply to all of them - phenomenal!! :yh_worshp:yh_worshp:yh_worshp

come on women fess up

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:22 am
by farmer giles
Imladris;1211632 wrote: Me too, the dedication it took to read and reply to all of them - phenomenal!! :yh_worshp:yh_worshp:yh_worshp


all bow to king nomie :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:-6:-6

come on women fess up

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:25 am
by chonsigirl
I knew most of them, I must be in the kitchen too much.....................:wah:

come on women fess up

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:23 pm
by qsducks
farmer giles;1211427 wrote: of course i copied and pasted them ,i only knew about 5 , it would not be much of a list otherwise would it lol:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oh i mean cooking for men the swimsuite edition :):)


I got bored looking at the long list of what women know in the kitchen....as for the garbage disposal...a good shake of baking soda followed by vinegar...keeps the stink out...a little lemon also works.:wah:

come on women fess up

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:10 pm
by abbey
abbey;1211385 wrote: None! :o


kayleneaussie;1211390 wrote: one :guitarist
Huh, Showoff!

We're not in the arcade now :wah:

come on women fess up

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:10 pm
by AussiePam
farmer giles;1211438 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

pammie i spend years on fg trying to make you laugh i dont think i have ever had a reply from you




My sense of humour is perverse and I concede I'm heartless, but no reply ever???? Surely not???

:sneaky: