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101 uses for a man - Times Online

No doubt the man who wrote this article finds it hilariously funny and it was probably meant tongue in cheek but i find it offensive.

I expect the man who wrote it has an extremely small penis and needs to big him self up in some way.

oscar;1215377 wrote: 101 uses for a man - Times Online



No doubt the man who wrote this article finds it hilariously funny and it was probably meant tongue in cheek but i find it offensive.



I expect the man who wrote it has an extremely small penis and needs to big him self up in some way.




You are easily offended aren't you?

Lon;1215399 wrote: You are easily offended aren't you?
Don't be so rude.





























:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

8. Bringing you tea in bed in the mornings.



wtf is that?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1215430 wrote: 8. Bringing you tea in bed in the mornings.



wtf is that?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Exactly !! ok Mr O does bring me tea in bed every morning but that's not the point :wah:

oscar;1215434 wrote: Exactly !! ok Mr O does bring me tea in bed every morning but that's not the point :wah:


then suffer baby!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Some are funny...but most of them are right on target! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell;1215441 wrote: Some are funny...but most of them are right on target! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


I only need a man for two things!:sneaky:

oscar;1215377 wrote: 101 uses for a man - Times Online



No doubt the man who wrote this article finds it hilariously funny and it was probably meant tongue in cheek but i find it offensive.



I expect the man who wrote it has an extremely small penis and needs to big him self up in some way.


:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Odie;1215449 wrote: I only need a man for two things!:sneaky:


Let me guess...take out the garbage and mow the lawn? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell;1215457 wrote: Let me guess...take out the garbage and mow the lawn? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


nope, do those myself!:D

Odie;1215459 wrote: nope, do those myself!:D


I thought you did the other two by yourself also. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell;1215464 wrote: I thought you did the other two by yourself also. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:eek:

nope.....need a man for that and to pay my bills!:sneaky:

Odie;1215467 wrote:

nope.....need a man for that and to pay my bills!:sneaky:


:sneaky:

Men believe that women need them to make up for their own inadequency.



Says the woman who after having a new cooker for over a year had to phone her husband one day to ask how to turn the grill on.

[quote=oscar;1215404]Don't be so rude.





Don't be so bossy and controlling.

oscar;1215479 wrote: Men believe that women need them to make up for their own inadequency.



Says the woman who after having a new cooker for over a year had to phone her husband one day to ask how to turn the grill on.


I don't believe or agree with that statement for one second!

How about it being more accurate to say that some women like to make men think that for their own purposes!

Well thats it then... if they can make sperm well

a dog for company ( they dont argue)

and for the other things a rampant rabbit ( it doesnt argue either)

Lon;1215500 wrote: [quote=oscar;1215404]Don't be so rude.





Don't be so bossy and controlling. How very very dare you !!!

Me, bossy and controlling ??????

I will give my husband permission to speak and he will tell you i'm not.

Betty Boop;1215501 wrote: I don't believe or agree with that statement for one second!

How about it being more accurate to say that some women like to make men think that for their own purposes!
BB..... I have to fess up here. I'm useless. I know how to buy make-up and clothes, get knots out of cat hair, put dog leads on and work the hi fi. That's about it.

I know nothing of how to programme my dvd, work my fan assisted oven, or even open and shut the blinds on my own. I do not know where the cleaning materials are in my house because i don't clean. I don't know what food is in what cupboard or what plate is in what cupboard. I do not know how to work the vacuum cleaner or even my deep fat fryer. My husband does all the cleaning and cooking. My job is writing letters, making lists and making files.

However, i can pick a spider up in my bare hands and put it out the window and i can park my car and reverse without hitting anything.

oscar;1215569 wrote: [quote=Lon;1215500] How very very dare you !!!



Me, bossy and controlling ??????



I will give my husband permission to speak and he will tell you i'm not.




Where do you keep him chained up? :wah:

Lon;1215591 wrote: [quote=oscar;1215569]





Where do you keep him chained up? :wah:Depends where her need is greatest. :wah:

abbey;1215592 wrote: [quote=Lon;1215591]Depends where her need is greatest. :wah:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

abbey;1215592 wrote: [quote=Lon;1215591]Depends where her need is greatest. :wah:
In the kitchen of course (where every man should be) :rolleyes::rolleyes:

11 Lending you (often without knowing it) a razor.



oops

Victoria;1215520 wrote: Well thats it then... if they can make sperm well

a dog for company ( they dont argue)

and for the other things a rampant rabbit ( it doesnt argue either)


You would think they could make it less noisy tho.

buttercup;1215608 wrote: 11 Lending you (often without knowing it) a razor.



oops That is actually funny. As women, we buy all the gear don't we? The leg wax, the hair removal cream but when it comes down to it, we can't be arssed and just reach for his razor.

:-2 Most men I've met are afraid of spiders.

oscar;1215615 wrote: That is actually funny. As women, we buy all the gear don't we? The leg wax, the hair removal cream but when it comes down to it, we can't be arssed and just reach for his razor.


Well i do steal his blades but in my defence i don't put them back on 'his' razor.

He gets through a lot of blades, sometimes he wonders why, its a mystery to me :-3

buttercup;1215621 wrote: Well i do steal his blades but in my defence i don't put them back on 'his' razor.

He gets through a lot of blades, sometimes he wonders why, its a mystery to me :-3


My husband always knows i've been at his razor. His line is 'Has your mother been using this on her beard again?' He can also tell by all the nicks and cuts up my legs :wah:

Zapata;1215617 wrote: :-2 Most men I've met are afraid of spiders. My husband puts on a very brave front in the spider department but i know secretly that he doesn't like them. I've posted this before so apologies to anyone reading it twice. One ran out from under a broom one night and i picked it up in my hand to throw it out the fron t door. It was raining so hard i worried that it might drown so i put in the the airing cupboard and as far as i know, it's still there.

Zapata;1215617 wrote: :-2 Most men I've met are afraid of spiders.


my x was afraid of praying mantis's!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



he freaked when I put a sack of eggs in a bush to grow!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



sorry.....just because I like bugs..........:sneaky:



I used to watch The Wonderful World of Gardens, awesome bug show!

[QUOTE=Odie;1215653]my x was afraid of praying mantis's!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



he freaked when I put a sack of eggs in a bush to grow!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl QUOTE]

That's so funny! I remember when my daughter brought home a cocoon that she thought was a butterfly and when we had hundreds of little baby praying mantises(mantii?) that hatched, my girlfriend was hitting them with a broom. Daughter told her, "I'm going to turn you in to the ASPCA!"

oscar;1215627 wrote: My husband puts on a very brave front in the spider department but i know secretly that he doesn't like them. I've posted this before so apologies to anyone reading it twice. One ran out from under a broom one night and i picked it up in my hand to throw it out the fron t door. It was raining so hard i worried that it might drown so i put in the the airing cupboard and as far as i know, it's still there.


Oh, that's sweet, concern for the poor little thing. I don't know how long ago that was but he might be quite sizeable by now.:rolleyes: "The Terror That Stalked Oscar's Neighborhood." I can see a movie being made about it.

Zapata;1215655 wrote: [QUOTE=Odie;1215653]my x was afraid of praying mantis's!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



he freaked when I put a sack of eggs in a bush to grow!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl QUOTE]

That's so funny! I remember when my daughter brought home a cocoon that she thought was a butterfly and when we had hundreds of little baby praying mantises(mantii?) that hatched, my girlfriend was hitting them with a broom. Daughter told her, "I'm going to turn you in to the ASPCA!"


awwwwwwwwwwwww they are so sweet, especially when born, they are so tiny, and they are good for our gardens as they eat the bad bugs.

Odie;1215663 wrote: [QUOTE=Zapata;1215655]

awwwwwwwwwwwww they are so sweet, especially when born, they are so tiny, and they are good for our gardens as they eat the bad bugs.


Are you talking about men or preying mantisis's here?



:wah:

along-for-the-ride;1215858 wrote: [QUOTE=Odie;1215663]

Are you talking about men or preying mantisis's here?



:wah: They are one of a kind arn't they? :wah:

along-for-the-ride;1215858 wrote: [QUOTE=Odie;1215663]

Are you talking about men or preying mantisis's here?



:wah:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



preying mantis's!