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Summer is almost here...those little tan lines are bound to pop up. Did you know that men find them incredibly sexy? I read about this somewhere recently (and of course I can't find it now). What is up with guys who like tan lines?

Is it just the positioning of the tan line? I mean...if I had a giant tan line on my face, would that be as hot as one on my chest, shoulder, or thigh?

So all these years I've sunbathed in positions the Kama Sutra doesn't offer to get an even tan and guys like tan lines? C'mon fellas make your mind up and give us a chance :yh_sweat

Too funny! That is exactly what I was thinking when I read it! I thought the goal was to get NO tan lines. I guess I was mistaken!

i'm a cop in florida...i have tan lines alright...red as heck anywhere my uniform sleeves stop. LOL

So if they don't mind tan lines where does this leave us with body hair?? I mean are hairy women gonna be all the rage soon? IF SO SOMEONE PLEASE LET ME KNOW COZ I'M BOOKED IN FOR A VERY PAINFUL BRAZILLIAN THIS WEEK!!!!!!

TAN LINES!!!!! Unhuhhuhuhuh....drool slobber slobber.

Why is this Brazilian fella going to be painfull!!!! :-2

Jives wrote: TAN LINES!!!!! Unhuhhuhuhuh....drool slobber slobber.


Ah Jines how eloquently put

Bothwell wrote: Why is this Brazilian fella going to be painfull!!!! :-2


A lady doesn't kiss n tell !!!

Bothwell wrote: Why is this Brazilian fella going to be painfull!!!! :-2


Oiy Bot that is a rather painfilled waxing of a females lower regions.... oucheeee

minks wrote: Oiy Bot that is a rather painfilled waxing of a females lower regions.... oucheeee


Brings a few tears to the old eyes does a good waxin' :-1

smithy87 wrote: Brings a few tears to the old eyes does a good waxin' :-1


You are far more brave than I

tmbsgrl wrote: I agree 100%! I had one done last weekend. OUCH!


And we pay for our pain! :yh_ooooo

I think tan lines represent (to men) a hidden area...that they would like to get to. When they catch a glimpse of this hidden area...it is exciting? I guess?

hence why with clothes its sexier to cover up a bit - only a bit! - not leave it all hanging out....

leave one too many buttons undone on a shirt, low cut trousers, a short skirt....

but not a short skirt and crop top, leaves too little to the imagination.....

for guys....

undo ure tie and top button (leaving the tie on) yummy.....

hotsauce wrote: I think tan lines represent (to men) a hidden area...that they would like to get to. When they catch a glimpse of this hidden area...it is exciting? I guess?


Yeah that's logical. Maybe wapping it all out on the beach isn't sexy anymore?

hotsauce wrote: I think tan lines represent (to men) a hidden area...that they would like to get to. When they catch a glimpse of this hidden area...it is exciting? I guess?


So tan lines mid-thigh and halfway down the arms wouldn't be sexy?

Don't talk to me about waxing pain, I happened to catch on tv the other night some aspiring model guy having a "back, sack and crack" waxing !!!!!!!

What is the matter with these people, I even hear that a lot more men are having their chests waxed, it took me 47 years to grow mine and I am keeping them!

Bothwell wrote: Don't talk to me about waxing pain, I happened to catch on tv the other night some aspiring model guy having a "back, sack and crack" waxing !!!!!!!

What is the matter with these people, I even hear that a lot more men are having their chests waxed, it took me 47 years to grow mine and I am keeping them!


Well going one WORSE than that I saw a woman having anal bleaching done. Its apparently some new craze in the USA that women are flocking to have done. I mean what the hell are the people thinking who come up with these things let alone have it done?

hotsauce wrote: I think tan lines represent (to men) a hidden area...that they would like to get to. When they catch a glimpse of this hidden area...it is exciting? I guess?
Damn you hotsauce. I was all ready to put in my two cents and you did it for me. Drat.

Yes, it is exciting. To a male seeing the regions that are made taboo by the mores of the day increases the bloodflow... ! but to imagine what the regions could look like... Woo Hoo!!!!!

Slobber, drool, drivel, uh uh uh uh... . Glad I spent my fair share of time at the nude beaches.

devist8me wrote: So tan lines mid-thigh and halfway down the arms wouldn't be sexy?


probably not as sexy as a breast line.

smithy87 wrote: Well going one WORSE than that I saw a woman having anal bleaching done. Its apparently some new craze in the USA that women are flocking to have done. I mean what the hell are the people thinking who come up with these things let alone have it done?


More proof of the drive to look ... virginal.

Bothwell wrote: Don't talk to me about waxing pain, I happened to catch on tv the other night some aspiring model guy having a "back, sack and crack" waxing !!!!!!!

What is the matter with these people, I even hear that a lot more men are having their chests waxed, it took me 47 years to grow mine and I am keeping them!


Well Bot to some hairless is sexy. I mean come on chocolate sauce on a hairless body is easier to ..........hahahahahahahahahahaha

Maybe we ought to poll the audience

hair

no hair

ArnoldLayne wrote: Can I just move mine about a bit

It now grows in places it shouldn't and dissapears from places it should


Is that like a comb over you know you can't comb it from your chest to your head even Don Trump can't get away with that.

"Tan-Lines" are OK I suppose, as long as they are the same ones! When there are 2 & or 3 sets of various degrees of Tan lines from different suits, then it really looks "messy", not sexy! :wah:

Cars :driving:

I always thought tan lines were sexy, so when I went to "fake and bake" I'd always wear a thong. Turns out my guy doesn't like any tan lines, so I now bake in the buff.

And Minks, I always wondered: Donny Trump, with all his millions, WHY can't he afford a good haircut???

cars wrote: "Tan-Lines" are OK I suppose, as long as they are the same ones! When there are 2 & or 3 sets of various degrees of Tan lines from different suits, then it really looks "messy", not sexy! :wah:

Cars :driving:


good point...so keep the tan lines neat...huh?

BabyRider wrote: I always thought tan lines were sexy, so when I went to "fake and bake" I'd always wear a thong. Turns out my guy doesn't like any tan lines, so I now bake in the buff.

And Minks, I always wondered: Donny Trump, with all his millions, WHY can't he afford a good haircut???


*hotsauce marks BabyRider's guy down as a "no" regarding intrest in tan lines*

kensloft wrote: but to imagine what the regions could look like... Woo Hoo!!!!!




see like i said - its all about the imagination!

hotsauce wrote: ..if I had a giant tan line on my face, would that be as hot as one on my chest, shoulder, or thigh?


OMG -- this totally cracked me up!!

:yh_rotfl

Too funny!



Ya never know Hotsauce -- some freak out there just may fnd that "sexy"?! :yh_eyebro

pink princess wrote: its all about the imagination!


I agree... I honestly never thought much about tan lines.. but I can see how it may be 'sexy' to some guys.. thinking/fantasizing about what they CAN'T see.. etc.

For me personally.. I always kinda liked tan lines.. since I am so pale and take forever and a day to get even the slightest tan.. to see a tan line on me is progress! :yh_sungla LOL

(usually I gotta burn first.. then I get a slight tan.. as the burn fades... How sad is that!? :rolleyes: )

LadyBug wrote: I agree... I honestly never thought much about tan lines.. but I can see how it may be 'sexy' to some guys.. thinking/fantasizing about what they CAN'T see.. etc.


Tan lines are like a picture frame, they draw attention to the object of interest. The sacralege is in having drawn interest, the object is then hidden. Would it make sense to put the Mona Lisa in a beautiful frame, then hang a towel over her face?

Der Wulf wrote: Tan lines are like a picture frame, they draw attention to the object of interest. The sacralege is in having drawn interest, the object is then hidden. Would it make sense to put the Mona Lisa in a beautiful frame, then hang a towel over her face?


Exactly -- Good point -- well said!

Der Wulfe, I could have sworn that was you on that sign. Could it be?

As for tan lines I blame low rider jeans and half tops for the weird belt I had to wear every day last year. It just wouldn't fade!

koan wrote: As for tan lines I blame low rider jeans and half tops for the weird belt I had to wear every day last year. It just wouldn't fade!


:wah: LOL :wah:

LadyBug wrote:

For me personally.. I always kinda liked tan lines.. since I am so pale and take forever and a day to get even the slightest tan.. to see a tan line on me is progress! :yh_sungla LOL

(usually I gotta burn first.. then I get a slight tan.. as the burn fades... How sad is that!? :rolleyes: )


sounds just like me!!

im a true white as white english girl!!

normally get bored of trying to get a tan so dont even get to the point where i burn!!

anyway my way of thinking is a tan is actually unhealthy, means ure one ure way to skin cancer, so id way prefer to be unique and pale!!

pink princess wrote: ...anyway my way of thinking is a tan is actually unhealthy, means ure one ure way to skin cancer, so id way prefer to be unique and pale!!


I hear ya! I agree... I never lay out in the sun anyway. Haven't since I had my daughter -- 4 yrs ago! If I get burned it's cuz I am just outside! :wah: LOL

i tried the whole laying out in the sun thing last year btu i just get a headache and then get all hot and give up after about 15 minutes!!

There have been commercials on TV that advertise "Tan lines need not show". They have some sort of liquid that you put on like sun tan lotion, & it is supposed to give your body a Tan look, without going into the sun at all. Latest thing advertised is a Tanning "Spray" version. Sounds "safer" than "baking" in the Sun :-6 all day, risking Skin cancer? Anyone use these products, are they any good?

Cars :driving:

pink princess wrote: i tried the whole laying out in the sun thing last year btu i just get a headache and then get all hot and give up after about 15 minutes!!


Because the sun is a rare thing in sunny Manchester as soon as its out so am I. Which I know is irresponsible because of skin cancer etc, but I like a nice tan :-6

I had a bad experience with fake tan once which is a whole new thread!!!! :wah:

Tanning is an incremental thing. Start out at five to ten minutes a day and then work your way up to spending the afternoon and days in the sun. Too much sun initially gets the burns happening and we all know that lobster look can be both unappealing and painful.

Apparently, at least in Canada, the hours between ten and four in the day are when you least want to be in the sun without sunblock.

cars wrote: There have been commercials on TV that advertise "Tan lines need not show". They have some sort of liquid that you put on like sun tan lotion, & it is supposed to give your body a Tan look, without going into the sun at all. Latest thing advertised is a Tanning "Spray" version. Sounds "safer" than "baking" in the Sun :-6 all day, risking Skin cancer? Anyone use these products, are they any good?

Cars :driving:


I have used some of them. The really expensive ones are the way to go...they don't tend to get so streaky...but who has the money for that?? (Well I do...because I got a $20,000 deposit this week...but normally I wouldn't spend 50-100 bucks on tanning spray/lotion.) Those stars sure look swell all glowing with their bronzer though. I'm sure their stuff costs much, much more!!!

smithy87 wrote: but I like a nice tan :-6




might not like it so much when ure 60 and ure skin is extra wrinkly and u go to the doctors coz u have a wierd mole....

join me in embracing the bauty of the freaky paleness!!! at least it means you can stand out in a crowd!!!