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I have only met three or four Martians in my lifetime so maybe I should not be so judgemental, but still, of all the spacey people I've met, I dislike them the most. Maybe it's the fact that their living beneath the Martian surface gives them a certain mole like appearance and an odor like mulch. They also seem to be extremely right wing and believe that everyone should carry bandoleers of hand grenades 24 hours per day, just in case.

I played golf with one of these Martians the other day and he thought it was fun to stay and play in the sand traps, he did not like the fairways or any areas with grass. I say HE, but really, I don't know if they are male or female since they, depending on circumstances, seem to take on the characteristics of both. At any rate, I much prefer the company of my own Krotonian people.

Easy on the mushrooms there Lon!...

Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to judge, based on only 3 or 4. Could those experiences have been with the dregs of their society? The outcasts? I've known several earthlings who seemed to prefer the sand traps over the fairways. All I am saying is "Give Peace a chance."

Does this mean you won't be giving us a recipe for Martian Marinade then Lon?

Could this Dealer be a Martian?



Car Dealer Gives AK-47 With Purchase







Car Dealer Gives AK-47 With Purchase - Kansas City News Story - KCTV Kansas City

Lon;1217817 wrote: Could this Dealer be a Martian?



Car Dealer Gives AK-47 With Purchase







Car Dealer Gives AK-47 With Purchase - Kansas City News Story - KCTV Kansas City


Yeah, but you pronounce it Moron!

Lon;1217817 wrote: Could this Dealer be a Martian?



Car Dealer Gives AK-47 With Purchase







Car Dealer Gives AK-47 With Purchase - Kansas City News Story - KCTV Kansas City


will he ship to the uk

el guapo;1217835 wrote: will he ship to the uk


how about Canada?

I could use one of those firearms.:sneaky:

You folks have gun control to keep you safe.

hoppy;1217849 wrote: You folks have gun control to keep you safe.


funny though how all the criminals have guns.:-5:-5:-5

Odie;1217855 wrote: funny though how all the criminals have guns.:-5:-5:-5


Now your catching on.

I'm surprised my boss didn't think of that when I sold cars, years ago, big entrepreneur that he was!

Lon;1217787 wrote: I have only met three or four Martians in my lifetime so maybe I should not be so judgemental, but still, of all the spacey people I've met, I dislike them the most. Maybe it's the fact that their living beneath the Martian surface gives them a certain mole like appearance and an odor like mulch. They also seem to be extremely right wing and believe that everyone should carry bandoleers of hand grenades 24 hours per day, just in case.

I played golf with one of these Martians the other day and he thought it was fun to stay and play in the sand traps, he did not like the fairways or any areas with grass. I say HE, but really, I don't know if they are male or female since they, depending on circumstances, seem to take on the characteristics of both. At any rate, I much prefer the company of my own Krotonian people.


Right on brother man.

bortaS blr jablu' Dl'reH QaQqu' nay'.

qaStaHvlS wa' ram loS SaD Hugh SljlaH getbogh loD.

;)

Zapata;1217861 wrote: I'm surprised my boss didn't think of that when I sold cars, years ago, big entrepreneur that he was!


totally shocked that then get away with that!:-5:-5

Nomad;1217871 wrote: Right on brother man.

bortaS blr jablu' Dl'reH QaQqu' nay'.

qaStaHvlS wa' ram loS SaD Hugh SljlaH getbogh loD.

;)




I thought you might be one of us, but be careful, there are Zarconians lurking.









Satrob rlb jablu' Dl'reH QaQqu' nay'.

qaStaHvlS aw' ram loS Das hguH SljlaH getbogh Dol

Note to self: Do not give Lon a line dancing Martian for Christmas.

Peg;1217913 wrote: Note to self: Do not give Lon a line dancing Martian for Christmas.


Good thinking Peg. He'd only kill it, pop it in the freezer and invite you round for thanksgiving!!