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Why can't I just order my food at the drive-thru without being hounded about other stuff, ie,biggie size? apple pie?

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Who put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

What is another word for "Thesaurus"?

ArnoldLayne wrote: 1. Why is abbreviation such a long word

2. Why isn't phonetic spelt like it sounds

3. Why isnt nostalgia like it used to be


1. To make us realize why we need abbreviations.

2. Because on the "phone" you only have sound and your ears to guide you.

3. It is. We just like to think our generation is different.

ArnoldLayne wrote: How does the bloke who drives the snow plough get to work ?


He works from home.

ArnoldLayne wrote: Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed


Because they are in shock at how horrible they look without it.

(a good trick is to hold a small mirror below the face so she is looking down at the mirror she is using for the application. tends to fix the mouth problem more often than not. don't look a scary face straight in the eye)

devist8me wrote: Why can't I just order my food at the drive-thru without being hounded about other stuff, ie,biggie size? apple pie?


Because you're not assertive enough. :wah:

BabyRider wrote: Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Who put an "s" in the word "lisp"?


Because we're rebellious and they know it.

The person who named the disorder couldn't say "lithp".

Ah ---are we being a bit anal retentive

hotsauce wrote: What is another word for "Thesaurus"?


Why should it be only one word?

JAB wrote: Why do we ask someone "Are you sleeping?" as if we really expect a positive answer?


I'm usually hoping for no answer. If you say it like you want them to be awake you'll find out the truth.

Der Wulf wrote: Ah ---are we being a bit anal retentive
I just love a challenge.

Der Wulf wrote: Ah ---are we being a bit anal retentive


Awwe there is our fave tax smile back again, hugzs hun, and I think koan is just having way to much fun here, I am going to jump all over her and call her a big old know it all ahahahahaha but all in fun dear girl

ArnoldLayne wrote: why do they make lemon juice with "flavouring" and make washing up liquid with "real lemons" ? :-3


and make us aware they are not interchangeable

awwww man, if only I had all the answers like koan....she is a total smartie!

ArnoldLayne wrote: hotsauce.

Your not supposed to answer them , that would just spoil the vision and beauty of them

They are purely hypothetical


yeah...got that...being funny. ha..ha..ha....

Doctor Who wrote: Someone had to , lip is already a word. :wah:
PMSL :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Nice one!

ArnoldLayne wrote: If a 7-11 is open 24 days a week, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors


In case Jason, Freddie Kreuger or Michael Myers shows up some night with a machete in hand. Of course if they lock the doors the killer has somehow gotten inside already, then they lose the keys, are stuck inside with the psychopath and have to make a weapon out of the slurpie machine.

and never say 'you're going to be right back.....'

:yh_rotfl