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9 Things I Hate About Everyone





1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?





2 People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.



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3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?





4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their arses!





5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.



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6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?





7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.





8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?



9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, TWAT?

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl This one did it for me.

[QUOTE]9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, TWAT?[/QUOTE]

2 People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
You've met my husband?:yh_rotfl

Asking my mother where something was, she would always reply 'Where did you last see it?

A friend having been burgles had a police officer attend. Looking at the smashed window, she was asked 'Have you any idea how they got in'?

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?



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Odie;1222016 wrote: 6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?



:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl :wah: It's great when you say 'NO' :wah:

oscar;1221945 wrote: Asking my mother where something was, she would always reply 'Where did you last see it?

A friend having been burgles had a police officer attend. Looking at the smashed window, she was asked 'Have you any idea how they got in'?


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Odie;1222016 wrote: 6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?



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'Can I ask you a question?'




I always answer "you already did, times up"

It cracks me up when somebody comes into a waiting room, where you are seated next to an empty seat, and asks ' Is somebody sitting there?' doh !!!

Once somebody did this to me, so I stood up and looked at the empty seat, looked under it, around it, over the back of it, and said 'Can't see anybody, no !' ........................................ and when I turned to look at this woman, she had gone to the other side of the room with a scowl on her face! I think she must have come in for a 'humour' transplant :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

el guapo;1221912 wrote: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone





1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?





2 People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.



?





3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?





4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their arses!





5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.



?





6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?





7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.





8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?



9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, TWAT?


#1 did it for me:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

fuzzywuzzy;1222088 wrote: I always answer "you already did, times up"


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7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

I hate that!



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oscar;1221945 wrote: Asking my mother where something was, she would always reply 'Where did you last see it?

A friend having been burgles had a police officer attend. Looking at the smashed window, she was asked 'Have you any idea how they got in'?


That sounds remarkably like my mother too :wah: