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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:23 am
by AussiePam
It's not even a conspiracy to commit a thread, or a thread in the stages of becoming. The garlic breath of life is not in its non-nostrils nor the fluff of a thousand camel fleas in its non-navel. It's not a lustful glint in its father's eye - it is a bastard, or would be if it existed at all. It is not a figment of the imagination of any person past, present or furtive. It is an utterly butter-less non-abomination of non actuality as we know it or would like to know it, if we can in fact know anything except that this is not an actual thread. QED

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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:53 am
by OpenMind
Is it a threadless?

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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:00 am
by AussiePam
It's possibly rather threadbare - but let's keep an open mind!

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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:24 am
by OpenMind
AussiePam;1227668 wrote: It's possibly rather threadbare - but let's keep an open mind!


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:10 am
by AussiePam
The second amendment to the FG TOS, as I understand it, gives members the right to bare threads!

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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:45 am
by fuzzywuzzy
AussiePam;1227662 wrote: It's not even a conspiracy to commit a thread, or a thread in the stages of becoming. The garlic breath of life is not in its non-nostrils nor the fluff of a thousand camel fleas in its non-navel. It's not a lustful glint in its father's eye - it is a bastard, or would be if it existed at all. It is not a figment of the imagination of any person past, present or furtive. It is an utterly butter-less non-abomination of non actuality as we know it or would like to know it, if we can in fact know anything except that this is not an actual thread. QED


So you're upstaging Billy Connelly then?.....



sorry it's all I have at the moment . I've just had a serious fright before posting and it's scrambled me.

I'l see you tomorrow

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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:47 am
by fuzzywuzzy
I'm actually more impressed that you used this in one of your threads



it is a bastard,
nitey nite :D

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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:29 am
by AussiePam
Billy Connolly ???????????? Dunno what you're referrring to Fuzzy, but nobody could upstage the Man Who Sued God!!

Hope you're okay!!!

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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:53 am
by fuzzywuzzy
not really, but the wild turkey is helping, will be back to old self and in a position to answer properly tomoz:o sorry bad day today . and it's sunday who'd have thought eh?:o sorry

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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:17 am
by Snowfire
As with black holes that cannot be seen, one needs to study the effect it has on that that surrounds it. The vast gravitational pull, a non existant thread would have on passing members, is clearly evident. I was drawn to this AP singularity, via an angular momentum, positively charged and looking for the Event Horizon.

Alas, due to the time/space continuum, I seem to have arrived before the thread didnt exist

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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:27 am
by Nomad
I cant handle it.

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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:00 am
by Peg
AussiePam;1227662 wrote: It's not even a conspiracy to commit a thread, or a thread in the stages of becoming. The garlic breath of life is not in its non-nostrils nor the fluff of a thousand camel fleas in its non-navel. It's not a lustful glint in its father's eye - it is a bastard, or would be if it existed at all. It is not a figment of the imagination of any person past, present or furtive. It is an utterly butter-less non-abomination of non actuality as we know it or would like to know it, if we can in fact know anything except that this is not an actual thread. QED


I'll have what she ^ is having! :yh_rotfl

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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:34 pm
by Chezzie
thread bare?? I expected soooo much more:wah::yh_rotfl

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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:44 pm
by along-for-the-ride
AussiePam;1227662 wrote: It's not even a conspiracy to commit a thread, or a thread in the stages of becoming. The garlic breath of life is not in its non-nostrils nor the fluff of a thousand camel fleas in its non-navel. It's not a lustful glint in its father's eye - it is a bastard, or would be if it existed at all. It is not a figment of the imagination of any person past, present or furtive. It is an utterly butter-less non-abomination of non actuality as we know it or would like to know it, if we can in fact know anything except that this is not an actual thread. QED


Wise words indeed, AussiePam.



:D

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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:00 pm
by AussiePam
Snowfire;1227732 wrote: As with black holes that cannot be seen, one needs to study the effect it has on that that surrounds it. The vast gravitational pull, a non existant thread would have on passing members, is clearly evident. I was drawn to this AP singularity, via an angular momentum, positively charged and looking for the Event Horizon.

Alas, due to the time/space continuum, I seem to have arrived before the thread didnt exist


The AP singularity via an angular momentum!! - Hey that sounds like you're on skis!!! COOL!!!

And arriving before the thread didn't exist is rather like my flights from Sydney to San Francisco... MMMMMMMMMM

Morning ATFR - one tries to deal with life's deeper mysteries, sensitively...

Sorry I've let you down Chez. I'd go out and leap off something but the vast gravitational pull would arthur dent my event horizon and possibly my normality would turn into a penguin.

Nomad - consider this non actual thread as champagne powder snow. You go to pick up a handful and it flows away from you.. OK?!!

Peg - it's coffeeeeeeeeee !!! Well it should be. Heading out onto the thin ice of the new dawn and all that - un-threaded and bare.