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I had been wondering what had kept them out of power since 1955!

All this Martian/Japanese probing going on cant be good.











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Japan Poised To Abandon Martian Probe Mission

I've been abducted by aliens myself. It was a horrifying and terrifying ordeal that I needed many years of counselling to over-come. The details are just too painful to relive here on the forum so I can only be sketchy, besides, I think I blanked out during most of my ordeal. I have flashbacks and on occassions strange Images come to me In the night and I am left In a cold sweat.

It was the year of 1979. A time when all was hip and groovy and The Stranglers were The Meninblack in the charts. Brighton and Hove Albion were fighting relegation and were playing Millwall away. Gosh, this is just so painful, I'm not sure I can continue.

Alien abducted by aliens...havent heard that one before.

Nomad;1237276 wrote: Alien abducted by aliens...havent heard that one before.
I was normal until my abduction.

My parents never got over It. There I was one day, a beautiful young lady wearing fine frocks and cheering daddy's cricket team on. Another day I was turned into a 'Womaninblack' fighting on football terraces with Millwall fans including singing our anthem 'Your going home in a ******* ambulance'. Pretty frocks were swopped for leather jackets and spitting at punk rock bands. Daddy brought experts In but It was too late.... I was lost to The Stranglers.

Ian;1237286 wrote: I was the reverse In 1981 I was a football hooligan and a Motorhead fan then a week later I was a Cricket fan who listened to ballads


The aliens did that to you?

Ian;1237286 wrote: I was the reverse In 1981 I was a football hooligan and a Motorhead fan then a week later I was a Cricket fan who listened to ballads Did you have counselling for this? I needed counselling for the many years I had to make cucumber sandwiches and wear white flannel pleated skirts at daddy's cricket matches. After my abduction by The Meninblack, daddy banned me from attending cricket matches. He'd mutter some-thing about my pink hair being an embarressment and did not take kindly to my playing 'Down In the sewers' in the clubhouse.

Ian;1237291 wrote: No Nomad, Ecstasy and all night parties...
I prefered Cocaine myself until my dealer was arrested. She's in my avitar with me and that pic was taken just before the drugs squad raided her.

Ian;1237301 wrote: She seems so charming, just goes to show that appearances can be deceptive

Have you ever considered henna for your gray hair Oscar?
Watch It... I know people. :sneaky:

So Oscar...that's where you've been for the last two weeks...on Venus or Mars or better yet Uranus?

qsducks;1237317 wrote: So Oscar...that's where you've been for the last two weeks...on Venus or Mars or better yet Uranus?
Yes... I've been up my Uranus. :wah:

Ian;1237318 wrote: It was only a sugar bullet In that case I shall put you on a suspended sentence for 2 weeks. If I get any old malarky and shannanaghans off you in 2 weeks I shall be forced to send my people after you.

I'm meeting with my people tonight and I shall brief them In advance.

oscar;1237321 wrote: Yes... I've been up my Uranus. :wah:


then I guess you are "over the moon" now:wah:

Ian;1237329 wrote: Are they involved in dominatrics by any chance?

just asking :-3 Just look carefully at my avitar and see the black leather knee high boots.... I shall say no more.

Ian;1237224 wrote: says wife of Japan's new PM....

"While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus,"

The 62-year-old also knew Tom Cruise in a former incarnation - when he was Japanese - and is now looking forward to making a Hollywood movie with him.

"I believe he'd get it if I said to him, 'Long time no see', when we meet," she said in a recent interview.

I have been abducted by aliens, says Japan's first lady - Worldnews.com

Happy days


Jeez bad sushi can really mess you up!

Ian;1237434 wrote: Is that "bad" good? or "bad" bad?

I lost control of this concept because of Micheal Jackson's "Bad"

I had a bad "Donna Kebbab" once :-3


Oh it's bad bad!.....

Don't get me started on kebbabs!

oscar;1237272 wrote: I've been abducted by aliens myself. It was a horrifying and terrifying ordeal that I needed many years of counselling to over-come.




It was a typo wasn't it ? It was "them" who needed counselling,?:D

oscar;1237272 wrote: The details are just too painful to relive here on the forum so I can only be sketchy, besides, I think I blanked out during most of my ordeal. I have flashbacks and on occassions strange Images come to me In the night and I am left In a cold sweat.

It was the year of 1979. A time when all was hip and groovy and The Stranglers were The Meninblack in the charts. Brighton and Hove Albion were fighting relegation and were playing Millwall away. Gosh, this is just so painful, I'm not sure I can continue.


Yeah well ..............Drugs will do that :wah::wah::wah::wah: I mean you were listening to the Stranglers ..............need I say more?

fuzzywuzzy;1237465 wrote:

It was a typo wasn't it ? It was "them" who needed counselling,?:D



Yeah well ..............Drugs will do that :wah::wah::wah::wah: I mean you were listening to the Stranglers ..............need I say more?
Excuse me Mrs.

I'm still listening to the Stranglers. :guitarist:guitarist:guitarist

ive known many people who were abducted and its not a funny experiance, and this emporess or whatever was hallucinating, that is not how abductions work and the experiments are very painfull most people ive known still cry, from remembering the pain,oh and if the original post was a joke sorry for butting in.

luciferjohn;1237504 wrote: ive known many people who were abducted and its not a funny experiance, and this emporess or whatever was hallucinating, that is not how abductions work and the experiments are very painfull most people ive known still cry, from remembering the pain,oh and if the original post was a joke sorry for butting in. Proof??? Evidence???

oscar;1237497 wrote: Excuse me Mrs.

I'm still listening to the Stranglers. :guitarist:guitarist:guitarist


and you're still on about the abduction , there seems to be a sinister concurrance here.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

fuzzywuzzy;1237516 wrote: and you're still on about the abduction , there seems to be a sinister concurrance here.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl That is just too co-incidental. My favourite Stranglers track is called 'Sinister' I feel like a twilight zone moment coming on.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl......................Do do do dooo Do do do doooo....Picture a woman going about her daily chores. Listening to a sound not of this world. do do odooooo do do do doooooo:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl You have now entered the "Oscar world"

fuzzywuzzy;1237525 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl......................Do do do dooo Do do do doooo....Picture a woman going about her daily chores. Listening to a sound not of this world. do do odooooo do do do doooooo:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl No daily chores for me Mrs... that's what men are for. :yh_rotfl I honestly don't even know where that hoover thing is.

oscar;1237512 wrote: Proof??? Evidence???


yes , police officer eye witness reports, military officer eye witness reports, both of which are taken as gospel in court,there for you need to accept them or destroy the amarican legal system( thats a conversation for another time;)) also abducties are getting sergeries done on them and doctors are removing strips of metel wrapped in an unknown biological mass,photos that have been tested by specialists and proven to not be tampered with, these experts also used in court cases on a daily basis,and scars from sergeries the abducties have "never had", then theres the scientific fact that the odds that our planet is the only one with life ,in infinite space, is astronomical, the fact is science doesnt know what started the life cycle, they assume its water,but look at all the variations of life on our planet with all the extreme enviorments they live in, and try to say its impossable,you cant and be honest, factually.:-4;)

John, is it a possiblity that people are drugged, taken away to "labs" have surgery performed on them and hypnotised into thinking that it was an outof body /alien/extra terristrial experience?

Stranger things ahve happened

oscar;1237526 wrote: No daily chores for me Mrs... that's what men are for. :yh_rotfl I honestly don't even know where that hoover thing is.


Huh, was talking about that last night actually . (don't ask) that men shouldn't complain about hoovering if they don't treat their women right. :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

oscar;1237526 wrote: No daily chores for me Mrs... that's what men are for. :yh_rotfl I honestly don't even know where that hoover thing is.


the gods will find you!:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

fuzzywuzzy;1237536 wrote: John, is it a possiblity that people are drugged, taken away to "labs" have surgery performed on them and hypnotised into thinking that it was an outof body /alien/extra terristrial experience?

Stranger things ahve happened


i've found that anything in this world is possible, i dont doubt that i may be wrong , however i dont feel i am, everyone may believe what they wish , either way they both would involve a secretive group abusing the populace, and then the question would still remain why?

luciferjohn;1237555 wrote: i've found that anything in this world is possible, i dont doubt that i may be wrong , however i dont feel i am, everyone may believe what they wish , either way they both would involve a secretive group abusing the populace, and then the question would still remain why? I am of an open mind on such matters. For example, I question the fact that no-one has ever been able to prove that there is not life after death but I am a cynical old git and I like to see hard evidence. If strange metal etc Is being found In abductee's bodie's.... where Is It? Where is the photographic evidence? Of course there is life out there but I refuse to accept that any alien life form can be more intelligent than myself :sneaky:

oscar;1237571 wrote: I refuse to accept that any alien life form can be more intelligent than myself :sneaky:


Teach Middle School for a week....................:wah:

oscar;1237571 wrote: I am of an open mind on such matters. For example, I question the fact that no-one has ever been able to prove that there is not life after death but I am a cynical old git and I like to see hard evidence. If strange metal etc Is being found In abductee's bodie's.... where Is It? Where is the photographic evidence? Of course there is life out there but I refuse to accept that any alien life form can be more intelligent than myself :sneaky:


well, unfortunatly thats why most of us wont ever truly believe, because we are the top of the foodchain/ braingame.

oscar;1237526 wrote: No daily chores for me Mrs... that's what men are for. :yh_rotfl I honestly don't even know where that hoover thing is.


Perhaps that hoover thing was what abducted you in the first place:wah:...sucked you right up into the bag or planet.

qsducks;1237585 wrote: Perhaps that hoover thing was what abducted you in the first place:wah:...sucked you right up into the bag or planet. Remember those hoovers Ducks? They just appeared overnight in the field outside my house. I think they were dropped by a passing alien craft cruising over England and Mrs alien dropped them in my field.

chonsigirl;1237573 wrote: Teach Middle School for a week....................:wah:


Well you do have those legal torture laws .................It's sick to even suggest it Chonsi:wah::wah::wah::wah:

oscar;1237589 wrote: Remember those hoovers Ducks? They just appeared overnight in the field outside my house. I think they were dropped by a passing alien craft cruising over England and Mrs alien dropped them in my field.


The Queen dropped hoovers on you?

oscar;1237589 wrote: Remember those hoovers Ducks? They just appeared overnight in the field outside my house. I think they were dropped by a passing alien craft cruising over England and Mrs alien dropped them in my field.


Yeah I remember....she dropped them in the wrong field:yh_rotfl...she was really aiming for Nomad:yh_rotfl

chonsigirl;1237573 wrote: Teach Middle School for a week....................:wah:


omg!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl