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This is a message to the Gorilla gang.

While visiting Jock and co last, I got each of you a poster of Jock and a card with a personal photograph. I had to go to a main Post Office to buy tubes to send the posters in so they did not get crushed in the post. I lovingly parceled everything up, addressed them and Mr O assured me he would get them off as he was going to the town that day. I even insisted he took the money I offered him towards the cost of postage.

I heard nothing from you guys and I knew that each of you would message me to say you had recieved them so I was getting worried.

Friday, Mr O was fishing all day and on return I offered to empty the car of all his fishing gear and put it away while he had a cup of tea.

Guess what I have found in the back of the Estate car???????????

Excuse me while I go and kill some-one. :-5:-5:-5

oscar;1238326 wrote: This is a message to the Gorilla gang.

While visiting Jock and co last, I got each of you a poster of Jock and a card with a personal photograph. I had to go to a main Post Office to buy tubes to send the posters in so they did not get crushed in the post. I lovingly parceled everything up, addressed them and Mr O assured me he would get them off as he was going to the town that day. I even insisted he took the money I offered him towards the cost of postage.

I heard nothing from you guys and I knew that each of you would message me to say you had recieved them so I was getting worried.

Friday, Mr O was fishing all day and on return I offered to empty the car of all his fishing gear and put it away while he had a cup of tea.

Guess what I have found in the back of the Estate car???????????

Excuse me while I go and kill some-one. :-5:-5:-5


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl does this mean Pete is dead meat?

qsducks;1238342 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl does this mean Pete is dead meat?
Yep. I'm not falling for the excuse that his medication makes him slightly forgetful when he never forgets other things. He never forgets his fishing tackle does he? :-5

oscar;1238346 wrote: Yep. I'm not falling for the excuse that his medication makes him slightly forgetful when he never forgets other things. He never forgets his fishing tackle does he? :-5


I'm not part of the gorilla gang but I'd be pissed:wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I wonder about that but figured since I so far away it was taking longer. Bad Peter his intentions were good just never got there.

Forum Garden boasts a gorilla gang????????

I never knew we had resident gorillas!! Lowflying bats, toads, treefrogs, squawking cockatoos, koalas that pee on yer head, tigers, snakes in the grass, Spot, Nomad, pernicious seraphim, perfidious butterflies, gnomes in red hats, fairies at the bottom, the occasional ogre, Jimbo, maybe a bunyip or two in the billabong, BUT gorillas??? One lives and learns...

:-6

Did Mr. O at least catch a good trout or two? :wah:

Oh, you are so sweet oscar! :-4

CARLA;1238356 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I wonder about that but figured since I so far away it was taking longer. Bad Peter his intentions were good just never got there.
He is in so much trouble and he will suffer for months... I promise. They all went off yesterday and I posted them myself to make sure. The question is... where is the money I insisted he took to cover the postage/ hmmmmmm

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oscar;1238361 wrote: He is in so much trouble and he will suffer for months... I promise. They all went off yesterday and I posted them myself to make sure. The question is... where is the money I insisted he took to cover the postage/ hmmmmmm
Now he is dead meat:p

chonsigirl;1238359 wrote: Did Mr. O at least catch a good trout or two? :wah:

Oh, you are so sweet oscar! :-4
I just feel such a fool

o:o

What makes it worse is that I remember saying to him very recently that I hadn't heard from any of the gang that they had recieved their parcel. This makes it worse because it shows he wasn't listening to a word I said. :-3:-3

AussiePam;1238358 wrote: Forum Garden boasts a gorilla gang????????

I never knew we had resident gorillas!! Lowflying bats, toads, treefrogs, squawking cockatoos, koalas that pee on yer head, tigers, snakes in the grass, Spot, Nomad, pernicious seraphim, perfidious butterflies, gnomes in red hats, fairies at the bottom, the occasional ogre, Jimbo, maybe a bunyip or two in the billabong, BUT gorillas??? One lives and learns...

:-6


Great post :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

AussiePam;1238358 wrote: Forum Garden boasts a gorilla gang????????

I never knew we had resident gorillas!! Lowflying bats, toads, treefrogs, squawking cockatoos, koalas that pee on yer head, tigers, snakes in the grass, Spot, Nomad, pernicious seraphim, perfidious butterflies, gnomes in red hats, fairies at the bottom, the occasional ogre, Jimbo, maybe a bunyip or two in the billabong, BUT gorillas??? One lives and learns...

:-6 You don't know what you missing Pam... would you like to join us? :wah:

You missed out Sarcoptic mange in your list. Something I am blighted with having to deal with those foxes.

Betty Boop;1238366 wrote: Great post :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Oh good your laughing...I hope your not in too much pain:D

qsducks;1238370 wrote: Oh good your laughing...I hope your not in too much pain:D


I'm on a painkiller high, it wears off within the next hour

Betty Boop;1238375 wrote: I'm on a painkiller high, it wears off within the next hour In that case ... take some more quick :sneaky::sneaky:

Oscar,



I do that all the time. I'll buy cards to post, write them out, put postage on them and then forget to mail them as they're hiding under my car seat or in my school bag:(o



Tell Pete to join the club:wah:.



I asked in school if we can use the Bristo Zoo site and the boss said, "NO!!!"

I'd get him fired....we have a filter for youtube and cams....



I miss seeing Jock everyday:-1 But I can watch him on the weekends:D

Betty Boop;1238375 wrote: I'm on a painkiller high, it wears off within the next hour


Ahhhh, what's wrong Betty...hope you feel better;)

Kathy Ellen;1238377 wrote: Oscar,



I do that all the time. I'll buy cards to post, write them out, put postage on them and then forget to mail them as they're hiding under my car seat or in my school bag:(o



Tell Pete to join the club:wah:.



I asked in school if we can use the Bristo Zoo site and the boss said, "NO!!!"

I'd get him fired....we have a filter for youtube and cams....



I miss seeing Jock everyday:-1 But I can watch him on the weekends:D


Yes, no gorillas at school.

We need some monkey business with those school filters.....................

Kathy Ellen;1238382 wrote: Ahhhh, what's wrong Betty...hope you feel better;)


I will on Monday when I get back to the dentist, extraction last Wednesday, beginning to think I have an infection, nurofen are beginning to not really work, guess I will have to go in search of a pharmacy tomorrow and beg for something stronger.

Oh Betty, go to the pharmacy tomorrow. It should be feeling better by now!

oscar;1238368 wrote: You don't know what you missing Pam... would you like to join us? :wah:

You missed out Sarcoptic mange in your list. Something I am blighted with having to deal with those foxes.


Last time some bloke dressed up as a gorilla in some film I vaguely remember he got put in a crate with a real one, a love starved real one, and involuntary romance flourished.

If however the gorilla gang is more like a razor gang and we get to maim and generally mess with other gardeners, it might be fun. Not that I'm bloodthirsty... of course.. but the moon is full... IT IS FUUUULLLLLLLLL.... Kill the humans.. the humans are dead...

YouTube - Flight of the Conchords - The Humans Are Dead (cover)

Ahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Betty Boop;1238384 wrote: I will on Monday when I get back to the dentist, extraction last Wednesday, beginning to think I have an infection, nurofen are beginning to not really work, guess I will have to go in search of a pharmacy tomorrow and beg for something stronger.


Sorry Betty, that sounds sooooooo painful....feel better.



I have to start back to the dentist in 2 weeks. I hate going. My dentist sings as he's drilling my tooth and his hygenist harmonizes with him:-2:wah:

chonsigirl;1238383 wrote: Yes, no gorillas at school.



We need some monkey business with those school filters.....................


Yes, let's do some major damage with monkeying around with those filters:D

Kathy Ellen;1238392 wrote: Sorry Betty, that sounds sooooooo painful....feel better.



I have to start back to the dentist in 2 weeks. I hate going. My dentist sings as he's drilling my tooth and his hygenist harmonizes with him:-2:wah:


Thanks Kathy, yes my dentist sings along to the radio, the nurse just laughs at him. I hate going too. Such a wimp when it comes to dentists.

Betty Boop;1238396 wrote: Thanks Kathy, yes my dentist sings along to the radio, the nurse just laughs at him. I hate going too. Such a wimp when it comes to dentists.


It's funny Betty, I never feared the dentist before...usually had a good experience. But since I've been going to this dentist.....I feel a lot of pain when he drills.



I don't think that he is giving me enough medication, or maybe my gums are more sensitive. I'm going to talk with him and ask for MORE MEDS!!!!!:D;)

Betty Boop;1238396 wrote: Thanks Kathy, yes my dentist sings along to the radio, the nurse just laughs at him. I hate going too. Such a wimp when it comes to dentists.


I'm just about to switch my kids dentist...you might as well clear out your calendar for that visit...hoping this new dentist will be quicker.

oscar;1238326 wrote: This is a message to the Gorilla gang.

While visiting Jock and co last, I got each of you a poster of Jock and a card with a personal photograph. I had to go to a main Post Office to buy tubes to send the posters in so they did not get crushed in the post. I lovingly parceled everything up, addressed them and Mr O assured me he would get them off as he was going to the town that day. I even insisted he took the money I offered him towards the cost of postage.

I heard nothing from you guys and I knew that each of you would message me to say you had recieved them so I was getting worried.

Friday, Mr O was fishing all day and on return I offered to empty the car of all his fishing gear and put it away while he had a cup of tea.

Guess what I have found in the back of the Estate car???????????

Excuse me while I go and kill some-one. :-5:-5:-5




:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



poor Pete........I really hope you weren't hard on him.



and hear I though Jock had been kidnapped!:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Kathy Ellen;1238400 wrote: It's funny Betty, I never feared the dentist before...usually had a good experience. But since I've been going to this dentist.....I feel a lot of pain when he drills.



I don't think that he is giving me enough medication, or maybe my gums are more sensitive. I'm going to talk with him and ask for MORE MEDS!!!!!:D;)


ooh you do need to talk to him then, ouch. My current dentist is brilliant with nervous people and I've hardly felt the injections let alone any drilling. He does come at a high price though, he's not an NHS dentist. There are none at present in my area bar one and she is the butcher that gave me a fear of dentists in the first place!