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Medical students.
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:43 pm
by hoppy
Two medical students were walking along
> the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread
> apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
>
> One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just
> like that."
>
>
> The other student says: "No, I don't think so.
> The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walked slowly
> and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
>
> Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said
> to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way
> you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could
> you tell us what it is?"
>
> The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
>
>
> The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
>
> The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
>
> The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
>
> The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
>
>
> So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
>
The old man said, "I thought it was GAS- but I was wrong, too!"
>
Medical students.
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:06 pm
by Peg
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Medical students.
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:24 pm
by Odie
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Medical students.
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:57 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Good one Hops :yh_rotfl
A woman who has had many children finds herself a little loose 'down there' and
she decides to have a labia tuck.
After surgery, she wakes to find three bouquets of flowers waiting for her.
The first is from her husband and the card says 'I love you darling'.
The second is from her surgeon and the card says 'here's to a speedy recovery.'
The third is from a guy in the burns ward and the card says 'HEY, THANKS FOR MY NEW EARS'.
Medical students.
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:42 pm
by Odie
oscar;1240988 wrote: Good one Hops :yh_rotfl
A woman who has had many children finds herself a little loose 'down there' and
she decides to have a labia tuck.
After surgery, she wakes to find three bouquets of flowers waiting for her.
The first is from her husband and the card says 'I love you darling'.
The second is from her surgeon and the card says 'here's to a speedy recovery.'
The third is from a guy in the burns ward and the card says 'HEY, THANKS FOR MY NEW EARS'.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Medical students.
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:47 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Odie;1241000 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl A man goes to his Doctor worried about a lump growing on his fore-head.
The Doctor says 'It's nothing to worry about my good man, you have a penis growing on your fore-head'.
The man says 'Surely that's not normal'?
Doctor say's 'Don't worry, It's perfectly normal.'
The man asks 'Well, how big will It grow?'
Doctor says 'oh the usual... 5 to 6 inches'.
The man asks 'Will I be able to see It?'
No, the Doctor say's... The Bollocks will be In your eyes.
Medical students.
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:48 pm
by Odie
oscar;1241005 wrote: A man goes to his Doctor worried about a lump growing on his fore-head.
The Doctor says 'It's nothing to worry about my good man, you have a penis growing on your fore-head'.
The man says 'Surely that's not normal'?
Doctor say's 'Don't worry, It's perfectly normal.'
The man asks 'Well, how big will It grow?'
Doctor says 'oh the usual... 5 to 6 inches'.
The man asks 'Will I be able to see It?'
No, the Doctor say's... The Bollocks will be In your eyes.
omg!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Medical students.
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:54 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Odie;1241006 wrote: omg!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY.
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em
10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"
Medical students.
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:57 pm
by Oscar Namechange
This young couple had only been married for about two weeks when the wife complains of a burning sensation in her chest. She tells her husband who suggests that she goes to the doctor to be examined. She arranges an appointment and goes the following day.
The husband, while at work receives a call from the doctor.
Doctor: "I am sorry to say your wife has acute angina..."
Husband: "Yeah, I know, she's got a nice pair of tits too!"
Medical students.
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:11 pm
by FUBAR
A man finds one day that his penis has turned blue with dark purple stripes. He rushes to his doctor who has one look and sends him to a specialist straight away. The specialist had a look and recommended surgery right away.
The man is walking along the road pondering his future without a willy when he notices a Chinese herbalist shop over the road. On impulse he goes in and sees the herbalist. The herbalist takes a look takes a deep breath and goes to the back of the shop. He returns with bag and tells the man to take two of the pills four times a day for two weeks. The man is amazed, he tells the herbalist that his doctor sent him to a specialist who set up surgery for the next day.
Herbalist:Yes,typical western medicine reach for a scalpel first thing.
Man:And all you gave me were these pills. Will they cure the problem with my willy?
Herbalist:Cure? Pills to make you feel happier..willy fall off by itself Friday......
Medical students.
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:45 pm
by hoppy
Great bunch of jokes, or true stories. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Medical students.
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:30 pm
by Oscar Namechange
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.
Medical students.
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:37 pm
by Odie
oscar;1241326 wrote: A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.
omg, that was the greatest!