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He's got 24 hours to shave that beard off or I'm leaving. :mad::mad:

Oscar..................this link is for YOU................

all about beards





:D

Show us a picture so we can have a look see:D

Kathy Ellen;1240991 wrote: Show us a picture so we can have a look see:D He won't let me take a pic

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along-for-the-ride;1240989 wrote: Oscar..................this link is for YOU................

all about beards





:D Thankyou

:wah: No... I'm sorry but I can not get into beards. They can be quite groovy on some guys but not Mr O.

I have known men in the past to have collected food and small furry rodents nesting In them and I'm not having it.

oscar;1240986 wrote: He's got 24 hours to shave that beard off or I'm leaving. :mad::mad:


sneak in and shave if off!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1240999 wrote: sneak in and shave if off!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I have... I told his pal tonight that I'd wait until he was asleep and shave his eyebrows off as well :sneaky:

It's horrible... he looks like a hobo.

oscar;1241001 wrote: I have... I told his pal tonight that I'd wait until he was asleep and shave his eyebrows off as well :sneaky:

It's horrible... he looks like a hobo.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



that's what you get for marrying a fisherman!:D

Odie;1241003 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



that's what you get for marrying a fisherman!:D
Do you know?... I think that's what It is... all his fishermen pals have beards.

I absolutely hate It. :-5:-5

I love beards as long as they are trimmed and kept neat.

CARLA;1241023 wrote: I love beards as long as they are trimmed and kept neat.
I told him yesterday that if he didn't get rid of It, i wouldn't speak to him. he said 'In that case, It's staying'... Bloody cheek !!!

Keep the beard Peter Lake. Start smoking cigars in the house too.

She gets all those animals...you get the beard.

He called your bluff. :wah:

[QUOTE]I told him yesterday that if he didn't get rid of It, i wouldn't speak to him. he said 'In that case, It's staying'... Bloody cheek !!![/QUOTE]

oscar;1241020 wrote: Do you know?... I think that's what It is... all his fishermen pals have beards.

I absolutely hate It. :-5:-5


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I don't mind beards if it suits the man and is kept trimmed.

Nomad;1241027 wrote: Keep the beard Peter Lake. Start smoking cigars in the house too.

She gets all those animals...you get the beard.
Don't you start siding with him or I'll set the one fang cat peanut on you. I will put her in a box and post her to your shack. You will think It's more fan mail until you open It. Then under my training, she will leap from the box spitting and hissing at your gonads.

CARLA;1241031 wrote: He called your bluff. :wah:
It back fired on him Carla. I said 'In that case, I will nag you 24/7 unless you shave it off.

Odie;1241035 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I don't mind beards if it suits the man and is kept trimmed.
But why do men who are growing a beard have to keep checking in the mirror to see how much it's grown?

oscar;1241049 wrote: Don't you start siding with him or I'll set the one fang cat peanut on you. I will put her in a box and post her to your shack. You will think It's more fan mail until you open It. Then under my training, she will leap from the box spitting and hissing at your gonads.


Sometimes a mans just gotta let it grow. Makes him feel sassy.

Nomad;1241057 wrote: Sometimes a mans just gotta let it grow. Makes him feel sassy.
Sassy :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl No.... he looks like a tramp.

oscar;1241059 wrote: Sassy :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl No.... he looks like a tramp.


Same thing.

Get him a nice knife with a belt case so he can whittle something.

My beloved bought me one 10 yrs ago but I dont want to use it because its such a nice blade. I do enjoy looking at it and touching it though.

oscar;1240986 wrote: He's got 24 hours to shave that beard off or I'm leaving. :mad::mad:


If you don't want him can I have him?

I don't mind the beard so long as there's no food in it. :p

But if he'll come and cook and clean for me I'll feed him, give him a sofa to sleep on and speak kindly to him. (And so long as he doesn't mind the rabbits nibbling at his toes in the night! )

Rapunzel;1241078 wrote: If you don't want him can I have him?

I don't mind the beard so long as there's no food in it. :p

But if he'll come and cook and clean for me I'll feed him, give him a sofa to sleep on and speak kindly to him. (And so long as he doesn't mind the rabbits nibbling at his toes in the night! ) Yes... he's yours. He likes Rabbits as well. Don't speak kindly to him though as he's not used to It.

oscar;1241095 wrote: Yes... he's yours. He likes Rabbits as well. Don't speak kindly to him though as he's not used to It.


Well really he'd be a guest so I'd have to speak kindly to him (it's only good manners after all). If he feels more comfortable with commands he can listen to me talking to the rest of the fam! (They're my donkeys - I get them to fetch and carry for me!) :D:D:wah:

I'm really glad he likes rabbits - so long as he likes petting them and not eating them!

If he could feed them and clean them out too, that would be an added bonus!

Please can you send your hoover, a duster, a can of Pledge and your sunday roasting tin with him too? :-4

When would you like him back and how much would you charge for him (by the week)? :-6

Rapunzel;1241105 wrote: Well really he'd be a guest so I'd have to speak kindly to him (it's only good manners after all). If he feels more comfortable with commands he can listen to me talking to the rest of the fam! (They're my donkeys - I get them to fetch and carry for me!) :D:D:wah:

I'm really glad he likes rabbits - so long as he likes petting them and not eating them!

If he could feed them and clean them out too, that would be an added bonus!

Please can you send your hoover, a duster, a can of Pledge and your sunday roasting tin with him too? :-4

When would you like him back and how much would you charge for him (by the week)? :-6
No charge for a friend.

He's trained in cleaning smelly cat poo out of litter trays so will do well in the rabbit cleaning department. I have no idea where the Pledge is but don't worry as he does. He has 2 hoovers. One for the venetian blinds and one for the floors.

However, you must be warned. He will get on his fishing forum every day and go into a strop if 'martin' In Cheltenham has caught a bigger fish than him. He will want to play his fishing DVD's and he will tell you about every fish he has caught since he was 7 years old, where he caught it, what the weather was that day and how much it weighed. He will want to play 'Pink Flidd occassionally and watch 'Deal or no deal' every day. Apart from that, he is quite easy to please.

oscar;1241122 wrote: he will tell you about every fish he has caught since he was 7 years old, where he caught it, what the weather was that day and how much it weighed.


I bet he forgets a loaf of bread at the store though. My husband's like that with football. He can tell you about games that were played 10 years ago but can't remember to pick up a loaf of bread. :wah:

Peg;1241128 wrote: I bet he forgets a loaf of bread at the store though. My husband's like that with football. He can tell you about games that were played 10 years ago but can't remember to pick up a loaf of bread. :wah:
Peg, tell me about it :wah: He does this thing where he goes shopping, walks in the door and I call out 'Did you get the milk'? Without a word he turns round, walks back out the door and gets back in the car :yh_rotfl

oscar;1241051 wrote: But why do men who are growing a beard have to keep checking in the mirror to see how much it's grown?


makes them feel like a real man!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1241148 wrote: makes them feel like a real man!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl And they have to stroke it all the time.

oscar;1241151 wrote: And they have to stroke it all the time.


yup.....its what real men do, or at least they think.:rolleyes:

oscar;1241059 wrote: Sassy :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl No.... he looks like a tramp.


The local news caught him looking through the paper yesterday.



Oscar thought she might as well join 'im, 'cause she couldn't beat 'im.

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They should replace the Statute of Liberty with a really big version of Peter Lake made out of clay then glazed with really pretty colors and maybe glue all his fish to it.

along-for-the-ride;1241263 wrote: The local news caught him looking through the paper yesterday.



Oscar thought she might as well join 'im, 'cause she couldn't beat 'im.


OMG!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1240986 wrote: He's got 24 hours to shave that beard off or I'm leaving. :mad::mad:


Did he shave?

Could always have a his n hers.....if u get my drift....unkept garden of a lady :yh_rotfl

Peg;1241424 wrote: Did he shave? I WON.... HE SHAVED IT OFF AT TEN MINUTES BEFORE THE DEADLINE OF MIDNIGHT :yh_dance:yh_dance:yh_dance

Oscar ALWAYS gets her way :yh_rotfl

Nomad;1241372 wrote: They should replace the Statute of Liberty with a really big version of Peter Lake made out of clay then glazed with really pretty colors and maybe glue all his fish to it.
Doesn't clay melt in high temperatures? It would melt into an unrecongnisable pile of poo... still It could win the Turner Art prize.

oscar;1241528 wrote: I WON.... HE SHAVED IT OFF AT TEN MINUTES BEFORE THE DEADLINE OF MIDNIGHT :yh_dance:yh_dance:yh_dance

Oscar ALWAYS gets her way :yh_rotfl


did he have a choice?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1241538 wrote: did he have a choice?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl NO :yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1241541 wrote: NO :yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


I rest my case!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1241543 wrote: I rest my case!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I refused to kiss him ever again until it went.

I'm reporting this entire thread for being "Beardist".........

dubs;1241723 wrote: I'm reporting this entire thread for being "Beardist"......... Yes but your sexy in your beard.... he looked like a tramp. :wah:

oscar;1241728 wrote: Yes but your sexy in your beard.... he looked like a tramp. :wah:


Only because it covers up a percentage of my face....I'm actually Fugly!

oscar;1241728 wrote: Yes but your sexy in your beard.... he looked like a tramp. :wah:


and you would know this how?:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1241749 wrote: and you would know this how?:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Check his profile :wah:

dubs;1241740 wrote: Only because it covers up a percentage of my face....I'm actually Fugly! Your not fugly.... quite sexy :wah:

oscar;1241762 wrote: Your not fugly.... quite sexy :wah:


Yes but you think Gordo is sexy!!! Therefore I'm crushed!!....:wah::wah:

oscar;1241760 wrote: Check his profile :wah:


I know that!:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl