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Nomad has been attacked by a rabid killer super species hornet. The hornet plunged his enormous poisonous barb deep into a main artery on the small left finger of Nomads hand while he was trying to protect his family from imminent danger.

If theres anything youd like to convey, last thoughts and sentiments NOW would be the time.

I love you all,

Nomad

[actual size of the hornet that will probably take Nomad's life too early]

Poor Hornet, did it survive?

So, they got you in a sting operation, huh? If ya need a good lawyer, let me know.

Nomie !!!!!!! ...................................... you will be missed ! ................... you

c l o w n !!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl :-1

Thank you. Silence from the others speaks volumes. Theyre overcome with grief and are at a loss for words. They need time to absorb and process this devastating news.

Omg a hornet!!!! did it really hurt??? i have been stung by wasps a few times,, but beisng stung by a be hurt more and my arm was swollen for days!:-3

kazalala;1245657 wrote: Omg a hornet!!!! did it really hurt??? i have been stung by wasps a few times,, but beisng stung by a be hurt more and my arm was swollen for days!:-3


I havent looked in the mirror but Im guessing Im foaming at the mouth now.

I think Im having trouble with my vision.

They say thats a sure sign theres not much time left.

Nomad;1245658 wrote: I havent looked in the mirror but Im guessing Im foaming at the mouth now.

I think Im having trouble with my vision.

They say thats a sure sign theres not much time left.


oh no ,,,, errr i know!!! go chop off yer hand! hurry up!:driving:

The Hornet collapsed shortly after stinging Fomad due to the alcohol content in Fomads blood. A passing Samaritan kindly scooped the unconsious Hornet up onto a stretcher and got him to the Minnesota General Hospital where emergency services hooked him up to a life saving drip. The Hornet did regain consiousness briefly only to shout 'Bastard' and lapsed into a coma again. Several of the Hornet's family are at his bedside giving prayers. A spokesman for the hospital said they do expect the Hornet to make a full recovery and I will up-date of his progress here.

oscar;1245661 wrote: The Hornet collapsed shortly after stinging Fomad due to the alcohol content in Fomads blood. A passing Samaritan kindly scooped the unconsious Hornet up onto a stretcher and got him to the Minnesota General Hospital where emergency services hooked him up to a life saving drip. The Hornet did regain consiousness briefly only to shout 'Bastard' and lapsed into a coma again. Several of the Hornet's family are at his bedside giving prayers. A spokesman for the hospital said they do expect the Hornet to make a full recovery and I will up-date of his progress here.


None of these things happened.

Im lying on the floor flopping around just waiting for the coroner to arrive.

You know you should really think about writing children's books:yh_rotfl

Im lying on the floor flopping around just waiting for the coroner to arrive.


Well, stop flopping! The coroner won't arrive until you do. Sell your story (posthumously) to CSI Miami - Odie would love it. :p

Clodhopper;1245670 wrote: Well, stop flopping! The coroner won't arrive until you do. Sell your story (posthumously) to CSI Miami - Odie would love it. :p


Oree Vwar (thats French for thanks for the good times)

Nomad;1245667 wrote:

Im lying on the floor flopping around .


So what's new?

There goes your Ninja certification..

Nomad;1245656 wrote: Thank you. Silence from the others speaks volumes. Theyre overcome with grief and are at a loss for words. They need time to absorb and process this devastating news.


"To bee or not to bee............"

Are you a Do Bee?

Sorry about your ending up this way. There are two possible results of your demise.........



1--You will pupate and turn into a giant hornet





or

2--You may become a crime fighter



Good luck...........

BREAKING NEWS

The Hornet did not regain consiousness and died an hour ago. His family would like to thank all the staff in ward B for their dedication in attempting to save his life but sadly the shock was just too much for him. Relatives have sworn their revenge on Fomad and will infest his shack in a dawn swoop.

I was at work Nomie I figure by now you have stopped flopping and, and, your gone either to the hospital or urgent care to get a shot of something. :wah:

oscar;1245793 wrote: BREAKING NEWS

The Hornet did not regain consiousness and died an hour ago. His family would like to thank all the staff in ward B for their dedication in attempting to save his life but sadly the shock was just too much for him. Relatives have sworn their revenge on Fomad and will infest his shack in a dawn swoop.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

-1:-1



I'm devastated, Nomie's gone, waaaaaaah!!!!



I'll never laugh or smile again.



I shall mourn forever........................













or until the next chocolate bar.

How are you Foamie??

I couldn't sleep last night for worrying about you.

Once you stop flopping, can I have your computer? :sneaky:

nomad oh nomad, here is the thing,

i've been so worried since your arsse got the sting,

have you been poisoned or are you just dead?

Or maybe your sulking in your ramshakle shed.

Nomad;1245667 wrote: None of these things happened.

Im lying on the floor flopping around just waiting for the coroner to arrive.


Have you filed for a permit to flop around...you do know that flops has the patent on that. If this is not done, they will tazer you and you will not be able to flop to jail...only drool.







DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl