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Computer problems

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:09 am
by hoppy
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that. in case I need to fix it again?"

Harold grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like Harold...... ......

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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:19 am
by CARLA
"ID10T" been around a long time us IT people see it about 10 times a day. :yh_rotfl

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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:09 am
by TenneseeGirl
PEBCAK is my favorite error.

Problem

Exists

Between

Chair

And

Keyboard

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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:45 am
by Bryn Mawr
Most of ours are GIGO errors

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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:12 am
by hoppy
"SNAFU" used to work for me until someone pointed out, "hop ain't normal so how can he have normal situations"?:confused:

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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:03 pm
by along-for-the-ride
Did he advise you to push the PhD button?







Push Here Dummie. :D

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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:32 pm
by CARLA
Garbage in Garbage out.



[QUOTE]GIGO[/QUOTE]

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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:31 am
by gmc
Keep a sledgehammer beside your desk just to remind it who is boss. works for me.

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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:09 am
by Clodhopper
Keep a sledgehammer beside your desk just to remind it who is boss. works for me.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

And me! Good for all stroppy technology: When I was deep in my house rebuilding and everything was going wrong my old CD player followed suit. I was a bit stressed, so I took it outside into the garden and beat it to shreds. All the builders were watching, eyes and mouths wide (I might have been swearing a bit, too...)

Not only did the CD player learn a lesson it will never forget, but the builders were a lot less difficult afterwards. Well, for a while, anyway.:-6

Sledgehammer. No man should be without one.