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"What you drink speaks volumes on what type of personality you have"____

"WHAT YOU DRINK, SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT YOU"

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!



Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality

based on what she drinks.



Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer

Personality:

Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.



Your Approach:





Play the slot machines with her.

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Drink: Blender Drinks

Personality:

Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.

Your Approach:

Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

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Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality:

Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;

knows EXACTLY what she wants.





Your Approach:

You won't have to approach her.

If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

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Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)

Personality:

Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.





Your Approach:

Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

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Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality:

Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated,

actually she has NO clue.



Your Approach:

Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

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Drink: Shots

Personality:

Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.





Your Approach:

Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.

Nothing to do but wait,

however, be careful not to make her mad!

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Drink: Tequila

No explanations required -



everyone KNOWS what happens here.

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THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----

The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer:



He's poor and wants to get laid.

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Imported Beer:



He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

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Wine:

He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.



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Whiskey:

He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.



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Tequila:

He is thinking he has a chance to get laid with the toothless waitress.

Sounds like you KNOW! (about the toothless waitress!):yh_rotfl

Hang on Hops... I rarely drink alcohol... Just don't like the stuff.... Only at Xmas, i have a bottle of Irish Creme.... What does that say? Oh and it has to be in a lead crystal brandy glass with lots of Ice????

Raven;1255499 wrote: Sounds like you KNOW! (about the toothless waitress!):yh_rotfl She flirted with my husband and I punched her in the mouth. That's why she's the toothless waitress. :sneaky:

Diet coke, please.

chonsigirl;1255509 wrote: Diet coke, please.
You reminded me of something. When I babysit the take-away at Weekends, I take delivery orders on the phone if they are up against It. These folk order the largest Pizza's, fried Chicken, kebabs, Burgers etc etc that probably totals 3 million Calories and then they ask for Diet Coke???????????????

oscar;1255511 wrote: You reminded me of something. When I babysit the take-away at Weekends, I take delivery orders on the phone if they are up against It. These folk order the largest Pizza's, fried Chicken, kebabs, Burgers etc etc that probably totals 3 million Calories and then they ask for Diet Coke???????????????


What's wrong with that:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

mrsK;1255514 wrote: What's wrong with that:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:wah: I am soooooo tempted to say to some of them 'Why not have a regular Fries instead of Jumbo large fries and spoil yourself with a regular coke?

oscar;1255518 wrote: :wah: I am soooooo tempted to say to some of them 'Why not have a regular Fries instead of Jumbo large fries and spoil yourself with a regular coke?


Hubby orders diet coke because he is diabetic.

Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality:

Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;

knows EXACTLY what she wants.



Your Approach:

You won't have to approach her.

If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.
I'm not high maintenance but the rest is pretty accurate.

Hey - I'm conservative and classy, sophisticated and yet, on occasion, I giggle...

In other words, just an average stylish goddess!!!

:sneaky:

A merlot or shiraz, please, Bartender. Heck just line me up a glass of house red, Mate!!

Deit coke is better for your teeth?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

very good hoppy :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



i actually prefer the taste of diet coke

and have not had a beer for five months well almost on the 3rd of nov

I think I once drank a bottle of coca cola. It was on a school excursion. It was okay.

farmer giles;1255598 wrote: very good hoppy :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



i actually prefer the taste of diet coke

and have not had a beer for five months well almost on the 3rd of nov


Congrats on that. I can't quite kick the beer habit.

Rootbeer or water...what's that say? :wah:

For me - Magners or Bulmers cider, fortunately not on the list but I also like white zinfandel!!! Red wine gives me a banging headache after just a couple of sips and white wine does too but takes longer!!:yh_rotfl

shelbell;1255662 wrote: Rootbeer or water...what's that say? :wah:


Shelbell - yes, water is good!!

I don't drink beer - but in hot weather have been known to ask for a soda, lime and bitters.

From American friends I also learned to appreciate iced tea (but I have mine unsweetened). Great with lunch on a summer's day.

From now on no more wine.



Been out to lunch (yes Jimbo I have been most of my life!) today for some friends 40th anniversary, drunk three small glasses of rose and a glass of champers - now have banging headache, shall stick to eating lots of pudding in future and skip the wine!

yep thas me casual and down to earth

AW Immy he get the same with red wine, unless it is home made. I think it's a lot to do with the tannins and preservatives.

I love pinot noir and merlot but have major headaches afterwards.....You're right Mel....I'm allergic to the tannins in red wine......I stick to chardonnay.