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Any of us who have children.. or work with children.. or know anyone who has children.. all know that these little ones can say the cutest things... :p

Anyone have any of these children's questions, insights, comments, observations, jokes, etc. to share? Whether it be from your own child or relative.. or something you overheard a child say.... Share it here!

There's nothing quite like what comes out of the mouth of babes..

My daughter, at the age of three, came running up to me one day and announced "Mommy. I have a penis." I shook my head and said "No. You don't." She nodded mischieviously and said "Yes. I do." Somewhat suspicious I said "Show me." She promptly yanked her pants down to display a piece of toilet paper um...left behind. I'm sorry to say I laughed. Hate to encourage this type of thing.

Also. Never tell your kids when you're mad at someone before that someone knows it.

koan wrote: My daughter, at the age of three, came running up to me one day and announced "Mommy. I have a penis." I shook my head and said "No. You don't." She nodded mischieviously and said "Yes. I do." Somewhat suspicious I said "Show me." She promptly yanked her pants down to display a piece of toilet paper um...left behind. I'm sorry to say I laughed. Hate to encourage this type of thing.


Ahhh... that is too funny!! LOL

Don't feel bad -- I would've laughed too!! Just too cute not to!

koan wrote: Also. Never tell your kids when you're mad at someone before that someone knows it.


Very True!!

made that mistake once... thankfully it was only my mother who I was upset with! :yh_sweat (tee-hee)

Always gotta watch what you say around these munchkins -- it may come back to "bite ya"! LOL

You can also tell women have children when they chew gum or tictacs like candy. (Mommy your breath stinks) It's great when they find out their's stinks sometimes too!