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Nine Things He's Thinking When He Sees Your Halloween Costume

I don't usually post these, but couldn't resist not sharing this one. I saw this when I opened up my Messenger window this morning. I'm sure you've all seen how sexy Halloween costumes have been getting lately. I wanna' see my gf in a number of these and I'll even go out and get them for her, if she just agrees to wear them for me.

If you think guys are too transfixed by the candy corn to even notice your Halloween costume, think again. Here's what he's thinking when he's looking at your getup...

1. That's Hot

"If she showed up at my door, I'd definitely give her a treat!"

—Brendan, 32









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7. Can Every Day Be Halloween?

"Last year, my girlfriend dressed up as a French maid for Halloween. I said, 'I wish you dressed like that every day!' She wasn't very receptive."

—Mike, 32



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Odie;1256330 wrote: 7. Can Every Day Be Halloween?

"Last year, my girlfriend dressed up as a French maid for Halloween. I said, 'I wish you dressed like that every day!' She wasn't very receptive."

—Mike, 32



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That's one of my favorites, too. I dunno' if I can talk Leyla into wearin' that costume, though... that might be one of those that have a prerequisite... a ring on her finger, first. :yh_rotfl

She'd do the Playboy bunny, fairy, latex catwoman, and she's already done the cheerleader, cowgirl and schoolgirl for me... although, the last time she wore the schoolgirl outfit she was screaming at the top of her lungs because she thought she was being attacked by gigantic, killer bees!!! :yh_rotfl I may have to tell that story in a separate thread... it's worthy of it's own thread. :wah: Hell, I might even have to save that one for a scene in my novel.

G-man;1256342 wrote: That's one of my favorites, too. I dunno' if I can talk Leyla into wearin' that costume, though... that might be one of those that have a prerequisite... a ring on her finger, first. :yh_rotfl

She'd do the Playboy bunny, fairy, latex catwoman, and she's already done the cheerleader, cowgirl and schoolgirl for me... although, the last time she wore the schoolgirl outfit she was screaming at the top of her lungs because she thought she was being attacked by gigantic, killer bees!!! :yh_rotfl I may have to tell that story in a separate thread... it's worthy of it's own thread. :wah: Hell, I might even have to save that one for a scene in my novel.


so put the damn ring on her finger!:sneaky::yh_rotfl



sounds like she's done alot for you!:wah:



omg.....killler bees? must hear that one!:sneaky::sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

pm or email?:yh_rotfl

Just gimme the catsuit of 5, the bow and arrows of 6 and the mask of 9 !! And I don't give a tinker's what he thinks when he sees me..... :sneaky:

Odie;1256346 wrote: so put the damn ring on her finger!:sneaky::yh_rotfl
I've already bought the rings... just thought it best to slow things down just a bit considering all that I've been through, recently... well, and in general, tbh. I don't want to make any more huge mistakes after that last one... and well, there is a huge age difference. She's been a great friend for so long and I don't want to mess that up forever if it doesn't work out.

Odie;1256346 wrote:

sounds like she's done alot for you!:wah:
Yep she has! Not just sexual favors, either... :yh_rotfl it was just a good thing that she was a virgin and still has the sex-drive of a teenager... just don't let her know that it's not the norm for a forty year old man to also have the sex-drive of a teenager! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1256346 wrote:

omg.....killler bees? must hear that one!:sneaky::sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

pm or email?:yh_rotfl


That is a GOOD one!!! I will say that they weren't bees, not even those huge bees that don't sting. I wish I had my iPod with me at the time to film it and put it up on youtube! :yh_rotfl

AussiePam;1256354 wrote: Just gimme the catsuit of 5, the bow and arrows of 6 and the mask of 9 !! And I don't give a tinker's what he thinks when he sees me..... :sneaky:


I'm pretty sure he'll love it! :wah:

I don't get that other article titled Ten Things He's Thinking When He Sees You Naked... Honestly, I can only think of ONE thing I'm thinking when I see her naked... :yh_rotfl

G-man;1256357 wrote: I've already bought the rings... just thought it best to slow things down just a bit considering all that I've been through, recently... well, and in general, tbh. I don't want to make any more huge mistakes after that last one... and well, there is a huge age difference. She's been a great friend for so long and I don't want to mess that up forever if it doesn't work out.



Yep she has! Not just sexual favors, either... :yh_rotfl it was just a good thing that she was a virgin and still has the sex-drive of a teenager... just don't let her know that it's not the norm for a forty year old man to also have the sex-drive of a teenager! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



That is a GOOD one!!! I will say that they weren't bees, not even those huge bees that don't sting. I wish I had my iPod with me at the time to film it and put it up on youtube! :yh_rotfl


I think she's more than just a friend.:sneaky::yh_rotfl

nothing wrong with tons of sex at 40, I've just reached my peak now.:wah: