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My name is Jazzy and I am looking forward to meeting all of you. I own several pets that I have rescued from shelters to provide them with "forever" homes. I love meeting new people from all over the world and this forum looks like I've found the right place for that. Hope to get to know all of you and make some new friends along the way.

Get naked. I'll be right over.

Nice to meet you hoppy and I'm ready when you are

Hmmm is this the Jazzy I know?

Peg;1257448 wrote: Hmmm is this the Jazzy I know?


You fogot and love :-4

Well hi there Jazzy:)

Hello Jazzy!! I see you've been warmly welcomed, and Nomad hasn't even got here yet.

I read your opening post and immediately thought of my good friend, Frannie who lives in Poughkeepsie and saves feral cats!!! And digging the snow off her sidewalk (3feet a night at one stage) while killing ourselves with crazy laughter. She'll have the Halloween decorations up now. Ahhhhhhhhhh... I'm so long overdue a visit.

Um... but I digress.... welcome to Forum Garden. :sneaky:

Barman;1257461 wrote: Well hi there Jazzy:)


Hello to you too Barman. Are the drinks on you? :sneaky:

AussiePam;1257462 wrote: Hello Jazzy!! I see you've been warmly welcomed, and Nomad hasn't even got here yet.

I read your opening post and immediately thought of my good friend, Frannie who lives in Poughkeepsie and saves feral cats!!! And digging the snow off her sidewalk (3feet a night at one stage) while killing ourselves with crazy laughter. She'll have the Halloween decorations up now. Ahhhhhhhhhh... I'm so long overdue a visit.

Um... but I digress.... welcome to Forum Garden. :sneaky:


Hello AussiePam! Thank you for the welcome and I used to work in Poughkeepsie when I was younger. Nothing, however, beats the snow I get here where I am. We have had snow in the mountains and soon it will hit the lower valley where I am now.

Jazzy;1257435 wrote: My name is Jazzy and I am looking forward to meeting all of you. I own several pets that I have rescued from shelters to provide them with "forever" homes. I love meeting new people from all over the world and this forum looks like I've found the right place for that. Hope to get to know all of you and make some new friends along the way.





You remind me of someone that I know and like..

mikeinie;1257467 wrote:


You remind me of someone that I know and like..


I'm glad and can you tell me where to go to get a drink around here? :yh_rotfl

What's your poison, Hon and I'll go holler at the barman!!! In the meantime - here's a cosmo..

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Hi Jazzy;)

Jazzy - do I know you from a past reincarnation????

AussiePam;1257476 wrote: What's your poison, Hon and I'll go holler at the barman!!! In the meantime - here's a cosmo..


Oh, thank you very much! This looks yummy and now I will have to find a place to sleep for the night. I don't want to get arrested for drinking and :driving:

mikeinie;1257477 wrote: True Love:





Very nice poster! :-4

Kathy Ellen;1257478 wrote: Hi Jazzy;)


Hello to you too Kathy Ellen!

You need a bed?

It's Halloween already in Australia, so for those of us who go bump in the night - there won't be much sleep....

Where did I put my broomstick? Have you got a spare black cat I could borrow???? I am happy to share some of my bat friends.

(Sydney is overrrun er overflown with large black fruit bats.. LOVE THEM)

:sneaky:

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AussiePam;1257480 wrote: Jazzy - do I know you from a past reincarnation????


Reincarnation is the belief that when one dies, one's body decomposes, but something of oneself is reborn in another body. Well, I ain't dead yet :yh_rotfl

You're not Cher are you??

I miss her big time!!!

AussiePam;1257488 wrote: You're not Cher are you??

I miss her big time!!!


No, but I sure wish I had her money! :guitarist

Gosh, I didn't know she had money .... :sneaky: But you know her..... Blimey..

I've been browsing round FG this morning and have realised that I really haven't an effing clue what's been going on here.. people leaving, threads being shut, breakups, ignores, trolls, other secret forums everyone except me knows about, hot goss I haven't a clue about. People who return and I don't recognise..

I think maybe it's time either to admit I have precocious senile dementia, or that it is really true that I'm just a completely blonde bimbo, OR that I live in a parallel universe or have amnesia or am just completely unintelligent..

All of the above...

I shall now implode and go barefoot into my kitchen, where I shall hope to find objects I still recognise...

AND COFFEEEEEEEEEEE

sigh

AussiePam;1257492 wrote: Gosh, I didn't know she had money .... :sneaky: But you know her..... Blimey..

I've been browsing round FG this morning and have realised that I really haven't an effing clue what's been going on here.. people leaving, threads being shut, breakups, ignores, trolls, other secret forums everyone except me knows about, hot goss I haven't a clue about. People who return and I don't recognise..

I think maybe it's time either to admit I have precocious senile dementia, or that it is really true that I'm just a completely blonde bimbo, OR that I live in a parallel universe or have amnesia or am just completely unintelligent..

All of the above...

I shall now implode and go barefoot into my kitchen, where I shall hope to find objects I still recognise...

AND COFFEEEEEEEEEEE

sigh


See, that is what happens when you go away..

mikeinie;1257498 wrote: See, that is what happens when you go away..


Are you telling me to go away? :yh_rotfl

Jazzy;1257502 wrote: Are you telling me to go away? :yh_rotfl


LOL.. you know that took me a few moments to think about....:wah:

Hello Jazzy



Welcome:-6

Hello Jazzy! Enjoy your visits with us.

Here's a welcome mat for you.

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Jazzy;1257435 wrote: My name is Jazzy and I am looking forward to meeting all of you. I own several pets that I have rescued from shelters to provide them with "forever" homes. I love meeting new people from all over the world and this forum looks like I've found the right place for that. Hope to get to know all of you and make some new friends along the way.




don't we know each other?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hi Jaz, welcome! :-6

I just wanted to thank all of you for the warm welcome! :-6

Hello again and welcome back :-6

Betty Boop;1257750 wrote: Hello again and welcome back :-6


Hello and thank you!

Madam

Nomad;1257772 wrote: Madam






Hello Nomad and I've been warned about you :yh_rotfl

I cant imagine what for.

Nomad;1257775 wrote: I cant imagine what for.


Me either but I hope to find out :yh_rotfl

Welcome Jazzy...have fun on the forums. :-6

welcome back my friend!:-6

Well, I've no idea if you are you or someone else. If you are you, welcome! If you are someone else, congratulations! I've never seen anyone reduce Aussiepam to a gibbering wreck so fast. :wah:

(Poor Aussiepam. Here's a Mochachocalattespressamericana just for you. )

OMG Clodders - just the thought of that beverage brings me to the verge of total disintegration!!!

Be a sweetie, and just make mine a triple shot espresso. Strong and black with balls!!!

Oh and by the way, Snookums... - Did you know my Melbourne Cup cyber hossie romped in. First time ever. Shocking won !! And my prize is to choose which drop dead gorgeous FG male shall have the honour of imbibing champers outta my golden slipper... or something like that. Can you cook?????

Ok, I've seen the other thread responses :yh_rotfl

But yes, I can. At least my friends never turn down an invitation, and there's never anything left.

Sorry - too late, the prizegiving dinner was scoffed by several Gannets and Waterfowl of Indeterminate Origin.

I'll start preparing for next year.

Cookbook:

"First, raise your Peasant..."

GUFFAW!!!!!

I expect I'd be laughing too hard to eat...

:sneaky:

Hello everyone, I'm new!

CybersurfingJunkie;1259062 wrote: Hello everyone, I'm new!


Hello and welcome to FG!

Jazzy;1259093 wrote: Hello and welcome to FG!


You have been a very naughty girl !

Nomad;1259139 wrote: You have been a very naughty girl !


What do you do to very naughty girls? :-3

Jazzy;1259142 wrote: What do you do to very naughty girls? :-3


Spank them of course:yh_rotfl

Jazzy;1259142 wrote: What do you do to very naughty girls? :-3


It involves rabid wolverines, rusty nails, medieval stretching machines, mind torture techniques, sub zero temperature implementation, hydrochloric acid, screeching nails on a chalkboard and a special surprise ending.