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25 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women:

You can enjoy a beer all month long

Beer stains wash out

You don't have to wine and dine beer

Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball

When your beer goes flat, you toss it out

Hangovers go away

A beer label comes off without a fight

Beer is never late

Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer

When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer

Beer never gets a headache

After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents

A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer

If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head

A beer always goes down easy

You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty

You can share a beer with your friends

You always know you're the first one to pop a beer

Beer is always wet

Beer doesn't demand equality

You can have a beer in public

A beer doesn't care when you come

A frigid beer is a good beer

You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good

If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony

If you play your cards right you can get the woman to supply the beer. Ultimately this is the best case scenario.

If beer will do it for you, Guys - go for it!!! Enjoy!!!!

Nomad;1258330 wrote: If you play your cards right you can get the woman to supply the beer. Ultimately this is the best case scenario.


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