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The Healing Touch of Christ

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:20 am
by polycarp
Source:belifnet.com

Three guys were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Viet Nam war. Could you help me?"

"Of course my son," Jesus said. When Jesus touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years.The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When the glasses hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.

When Jesus turned to heal the third man, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long-term disability."

The Healing Touch of Christ

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:53 am
by minks
polycarp wrote: Source:belifnet.com

Three guys were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Viet Nam war. Could you help me?"

"Of course my son," Jesus said. When Jesus touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years.The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When the glasses hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.

When Jesus turned to heal the third man, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long-term disability."


Oh My Gawd! That is my ex husband the 3rd guy, I nearly peed when I read that what a hoot :wah:

The Healing Touch of Christ

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:48 am
by lime-sterman


When Jesus turned to heal the third man, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long-term disability."
That third guy is a dead ringer for a few people I know! :wah:

The Healing Touch of Christ

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:01 pm
by minks
lime-sterman wrote:

When Jesus turned to heal the third man, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long-term disability."
That third guy is a dead ringer for a few people I know! :wah:


dam frightening that!

The Healing Touch of Christ

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:44 am
by polycarp
minks wrote: Oh My Gawd! That is my ex husband the 3rd guy, I nearly peed when I read that what a hoot :wah:
Glad to know a man like that exists, but in you past. He he he