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I have many attributes that in fact drive me to the brink of insanity. I'm an incessant clean freak. I'm a perfectionist. I'm rarely satisfied, I can never leave well enough alone. If I find one thing wrong I dissect it until Ive found 40 things wrong.

I'm very near to losing my mind.

How are you insane?

I know you are. We all do, its not a secret. Everyone has always known your a nut job.

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My dark side was twitched

:wah:

I rest my case.

I'm pretty much insane just like you Nomie I can't stop myself. :yh_rotfl

That 1 is just eating you up, isn't it son...:sneaky:

you wouldn't dissect Odie, she's perfect.

Procrastination... I am the Queen of that.

minks;1259124 wrote: Procrastination... I am the Queen of that.


are you a drama queen Minks?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I am NOT insane! And I have NO faults. :rolleyes:

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Clodhopper;1259010 wrote: My dark side was twitched
I'm with Clodhopper on this one.

It's not me it's all the rest..................













Hmmm, faults, peculiarities, oddness, nope don't think I have any, oh hang on, bit lazy at times, bit pernicketity about table manners, other than that I'm damn near perfect.

It drives me insane when spocks not here so I can drive him insane.

I call it insanity transference.

Bibble bibble

YouTube - Napoleon XIV: 'They're coming to take me away'

Never mind the budgie will sort it.



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I've started wearing crochet woolly hats in various different colours whenever I go out (one at a time, I might quickly add) and I don't actually care what I look like. This may, or may not be a little insane. I even have a purple one, but I haven't started spitting in the street...yet.

theia;1259255 wrote: I've started wearing crochet woolly hats in various different colours whenever I go out (one at a time, I might quickly add) and I don't actually care what I look like. This may, or may not be a little insane. I even have a purple one, but I haven't started spitting in the street...yet.




Could you post a pic or two?:yh_whistl

theia;1259255 wrote: I've started wearing crochet woolly hats in various different colours whenever I go out (one at a time, I might quickly add) and I don't actually care what I look like. This may, or may not be a little insane. I even have a purple one, but I haven't started spitting in the street...yet.


Does it match The Cardigan?

theia;1259255 wrote: I've started wearing crochet woolly hats in various different colours whenever I go out (one at a time, I might quickly add) and I don't actually care what I look like. This may, or may not be a little insane. I even have a purple one, but I haven't started spitting in the street...yet.


Im a little disappointed. This is fairly anti climactic. I took you for more the screaming "my cat will eat your face" to anyone that looks at you the wrong way.

Nomad;1259282 wrote: Im a little disappointed. This is fairly anti climactic. I took you for more the screaming "my cat will eat your face" to anyone that looks at you the wrong way.


did someone call a cat?

Odie;1259307 wrote: did someone call a cat?





I thought Nomie said that Theia's cat is anti climatic.

I would post a photo, Floppie, but everyone takes a wide berth or crosses the road to avoid me when I'm out, so who would dare to stop to take a photograph of me? I discussed the possibility with Fergus, the cat, earlier. He refuses to touch a camera...he thinks they are a curse and serve only to objectify the subjective, and to glorify the body.

Zap, my woolly hats match nothing. They are random...they jump into my basket at Asda, I have no say at all.

Nomsi, my insanity is subtle. It takes a quiet path. In fact, I might even suggest that it's shy, which is, by happy coincidence, the title of my new book that I'm promoting for Christmas...A Shy Insanity.

I'd like a copy of "A Shy Insanity." Please send me a signed, First Edition, along with a bill for said book and postage. And please hurry, my situation is serious!

Signed,

Your Fan

Zapata;1259406 wrote: I'd like a copy of "A Shy Insanity." Please send me a signed, First Edition, along with a bill for said book and postage. And please hurry, my situation is serious!

Signed,

Your Fan


It's a brilliant title, isn't it, Zap? Sadly, Fergus told me that he hates books...he said that books objectify the subjective (he didn't mention the glorification of the body this time, though he's always on about it) so it's still in my head, unobjectified But, rest assured that if I had written it, you would have been the first to receive a free copy, signed.

Actually, I'm wishing now I had written it...I could certainly do with reading it at the moment.

Your shyly insane friend

theia;1259361 wrote:

Nomsi, my insanity is subtle. It takes a quiet path. In fact, I might even suggest that it's shy, which is, by happy coincidence, the title of my new book that I'm promoting for Christmas...A Shy Insanity.


The kind of insanity that sneaks up on unsuspectings.

Love it!

theia;1259424 wrote: It's a brilliant title, isn't it, Zap? Sadly, Fergus told me that he hates books...he said that books objectify the subjective (he didn't mention the glorification of the body this time, though he's always on about it) so it's still in my head, unobjectified But, rest assured that if I had written it, you would have been the first to receive a free copy, signed.

Actually, I'm wishing now I had written it...I could certainly do with reading it at the moment.

Your shyly insane friend


I tend to think "musically", Dear Theia. I can hear a song brewing, formulating, gathering, promulgating in your title. Help me with the lyrics, will ya? And maybe we can get Nomad to tell us if it's danceable. You know, after we write some music for it. Hey, Nomie can help us set it to music. He's got great rhythm and really feels the beat, Man! I feel some big bucks could be made here and don't we need it in these trying times?!!

Shy Insanity, why can't you let me be?

Shy Insanity, with you I can't be free,

Free to walk the walk (A little cane-tapping here for effect)

Free to talk the talk

Free to speak my mind

Wherever, whatever that might be. . . .

Feel free to jump right in there. Don't be shy.

Zapata;1259469 wrote: I tend to think "musically", Dear Theia. I can hear a song brewing, formulating, gathering, promulgating in your title. Help me with the lyrics, will ya? And maybe we can get Nomad to tell us if it's danceable. You know, after we write some music for it. Hey, Nomie can help us set it to music. He's got great rhythm and really feels the beat, Man! I feel some big bucks could be made here and don't we need it in these trying times?!!



Shy Insanity, why can't you let me be?

Shy Insanity, with you I can't be free,

Free to walk the walk (A little cane-tapping here for effect)

Free to talk the talk

Free to speak my mind

Wherever, whatever that might be. . . .



Feel free to jump right in there. Don't be shy.


Right.

Well....this might be a good time to lock this thread.

We may have woken a sleeping giant.

Zapata;1259311 wrote: I thought Nomie said that Theia's cat is anti climatic.


it was a joke!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl