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i opened up my email today and there were 5 yes 5 emails offering me viagra

maybe they know its time i put myself back out there and need a pick me up so to speak :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

but really does anyone else get these am i the only one lol



normally i would not post this as wisey would ruin me but he aint here at weekends and the thread will be gone by monday :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

and barman is busy kissing his car every sunny day so i'm safe :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles;1260440 wrote: i opened up my email today and there were 5 yes 5 emails offering me viagra

maybe they know its time i put myself back out there and need a pick me up so to speak :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

but really does anyone else get these am i the only one lol



normally i would not post this as wisey would ruin me but he aint here at weekends and the thread will be gone by monday :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

and barman is busy kissing his car every sunny day so i'm safe :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Jim, believe it or not, I get these emails as well !!!!! I will say nowt, except that I am definitely female!!!!!! I suppose I'm leaving myself open to various comments as well :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hey Jimb. What's up? Boy that's a hard one. :sneaky: I get them too and I am definately female. :wah: I delete them without opening them.

farmer giles;1260440 wrote: i opened up my email today and there were 5 yes 5 emails offering me viagra



maybe they know its time i put myself back out there and need a pick me up so to speak :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



but really does anyone else get these am i the only one lol





normally i would not post this as wisey would ruin me but he aint here at weekends and the thread will be gone by monday :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



and barman is busy kissing his car every sunny day so i'm safe :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Has someone thought you've gone all soft? :yh_angel

farmer giles;1260440 wrote: i opened up my email today and there were 5 yes 5 emails offering me viagra

maybe they know its time i put myself back out there and need a pick me up so to speak :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

but really does anyone else get these am i the only one lol



normally i would not post this as wisey would ruin me but he aint here at weekends and the thread will be gone by monday :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

and barman is busy kissing his car every sunny day so i'm safe :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


There's nothing wrong with Viagra mate...Even if you don't get lucky, it stops you rolling out of bed :yh_rotfl

Raven;1260448 wrote: Has someone thought you've gone all soft? :yh_angel


That wasn't what I meant when I called him an old softie! :wah:

dubs;1260577 wrote: There's nothing wrong with Viagra mate...Even if you don't get lucky, it stops you rolling out of bed :yh_rotfl
And keeps the sheets off your legs :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Raven;1260448 wrote: Has someone thought you've gone all soft? :yh_angel
I think he should erect a campaign to stop these pricks sending these e mails. Maybe in the Circumsises he could complain to the head. Failing that, he could just take them and stay up all night. He could take the whole thing in hand and semen what comes of it. I'm sure he'll sort out this problem as he always has had plenty of spunk I just hope it blows over or he may get a stiff neck looking at all these E mails. I would not rise to this and get upset. Eventually these spammers will go soft on him and leave him alone. Bashing the bishop in anger will not get him anywhere.

WHAT ??????????

well it looks like this thread has gone floppy

Oh I'm sure You can perk it up.

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

farmer giles;1260440 wrote: i opened up my email today and there were 5 yes 5 emails offering me viagra

maybe they know its time i put myself back out there and need a pick me up so to speak :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

but really does anyone else get these am i the only one lol



normally i would not post this as wisey would ruin me but he aint here at weekends and the thread will be gone by monday :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

and barman is busy kissing his car every sunny day so i'm safe :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


......and i shall keep sending em till you buy some.:wah:

Kissing my caravan at weekends Farmer, the car during the week.

farmer giles;1260440 wrote: i opened up my email today and there were 5 yes 5 emails offering me viagra



maybe they know its time i put myself back out there and need a pick me up so to speak :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



but really does anyone else get these am i the only one lol





normally i would not post this as wisey would ruin me but he aint here at weekends and the thread will be gone by monday :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



and barman is busy kissing his car every sunny day so i'm safe :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Silly man, you should know anyone with two bald heads is going to recieve double the viagra e-mails.

YZGI;1261100 wrote: Silly man, you should know anyone with two bald heads is going to recieve double the viagra e-mails.


tosser :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I think 99% of Email users get spam at least once a week. Most of the spam I got from email are drug sales

Barman;1260724 wrote: ......and i shall keep sending em till you buy some.:wah:

Kissing my caravan at weekends Farmer, the car during the week.


pikey :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles;1261825 wrote: pikey :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


BWAHAHahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Handy tip.

If those spanners are giving you a hard time, try using a socket wrench

farmer giles;1261825 wrote: pikey :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl That's a rascist comment to Gypsies.

Snowfire;1261836 wrote: Handy tip.

If those spanners are giving you a hard time, try using a socket wrench


now we are torquing :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Snowfire;1261836 wrote: Handy tip.

If those spanners are giving you a hard time, try using a socket wrench


Good point!

Liling;1261681 wrote: I think 99% of Email users get spam at least once a week. Most of the spam I got from email are drug sales


Youre new and I feel bad that you put yourself out there and no one recognized your bold efforts or realized how hard that must have been for you.

So Im giving you a pity reply.

Nomad

Nomad;1261846 wrote: Youre new and I feel bad that you put yourself out there and no one recognized your bold efforts or realized how hard that must have been for you.

So Im giving you a pity reply.

Nomad
I pity your pity reply.

I get like ~10 spam emails a day offering me various things. I hate spam but it is very hard to stop spammers. They`re now everywhere. :-5:-5:-5

abbey;1260698 wrote: Oh I'm sure You can perk it up.


The following E-mail is typical of rubbish sent on internet :-

My Dear Friend,

Please, relax and read my mail. My name is Cristina Dunne, who is diagnosed with oesophageal cancer. To cut the long story short, I have few hours left to live, depending on my surgery which will take place soon.Although I am rich, but it doesn’t matter anymore. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul and so with that reason I decided to give what I have to charity and I never had children.

I want this to be one of the last good deed on earth. I now give you the authority to dispatch my last funds to any charity of your choice.I have Four million dollars in a financial institution. I want you to keep fifty percent of this amount for yourself and time, while you keep the other fifty percent to any charity of your choice.

You can contact my lawyer who will assist you in getting the funds to you. He would give you more details. His name is Larry Martin, and his email address ( larmartinss@aol.co.uk ) He would guide you through receiving the funds.

Lot of Love,

Cristina

just imagine the mugs who reply to this and have their comuter hacked by criminals from China etc.

i dont get bothered too much with spam

i have 2 email accounts

one is just given to trusted friends and is for personal stuff

the other is for when i sign up for places....forums, ebay, websites where you know you will get spam.........i go in there everyday and approx 95% is deleted straight away

that way the personal one dosnt get clogged up with crap