Ode Not on a Grecian Urn
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:03 pm
Thou still unravish'd bride of quietness,
Thou foster-child of silence and slow time,
Sylvan historian, who canst thou express
A flowery tale more sweetly than our rhyme:
What leaf-fring'd legend haunt about thy shape
Of deities or mortals, or of both,
In Tempe or the dales of Arcady?
What men or gods are these? What maidens loth?
What mad pursuit? What struggle to escape?
What pipes and timbrels? What wild ecstasy?
BUGGER!!!
No lofty Grecian Urn - go down much lower
I'm being monstered by a durned leaf blower
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard
Are sweeter. Therefore when from sleep I rise
Blasted right off my pillow! Oh my word
And what's the sorry sight that meets my eyes
Fair youth beneath the trees I'd like to shove
Thy noise right up thine ass - that would be fair
Bold gardener never more then willst thou blow
Thy leaves at me a thousand decibel
Or more are just too much I'll have thee know
The reason thou shallst rot away in hell
In fact I think I never hurder
Better reason for a murder
Thou foster-child of silence and slow time,
Sylvan historian, who canst thou express
A flowery tale more sweetly than our rhyme:
What leaf-fring'd legend haunt about thy shape
Of deities or mortals, or of both,
In Tempe or the dales of Arcady?
What men or gods are these? What maidens loth?
What mad pursuit? What struggle to escape?
What pipes and timbrels? What wild ecstasy?
BUGGER!!!
No lofty Grecian Urn - go down much lower
I'm being monstered by a durned leaf blower
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard
Are sweeter. Therefore when from sleep I rise
Blasted right off my pillow! Oh my word
And what's the sorry sight that meets my eyes
Fair youth beneath the trees I'd like to shove
Thy noise right up thine ass - that would be fair
Bold gardener never more then willst thou blow
Thy leaves at me a thousand decibel
Or more are just too much I'll have thee know
The reason thou shallst rot away in hell
In fact I think I never hurder
Better reason for a murder