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Hi people. My name's Spot and I'm an ambidextrous part-European adult male.

I found I was ambidextrous at the age of 7, after breaking my right wrist. By the time the plastercast came off, I was writing tolerably with my left hand. Switching hands at pool is neat, too.

Everyone in Britain is part-European, right now. We have the choice of reducing Westminster to the status that the US State Assemblies have, and becoming properly European, or of retaining local control of foreign policy and being a sovereign nation. Me, I'd scrap Westminster and let the Russians join up too, the world needs more superpowers.

I'd like a bicycle. My last one broke, I've taken to walking instead of riding, so I stay more fit than I would if I did nothing but it takes me longer. A bike is a definite bonus in life.

I look forward to getting to know more of you. Thank you for inviting me to join.

Welcome Spot...glad you jumped on board. Look forward at seeing your posts on here:)

Welcome from the world's only Superpower.

I don't think Russia qualifies as one.

welcome, nice to meet you! :-6

Welcome! Come on in...the water is fine here. You can swim with either hand!

You don't have to be proper to speak here, but it's a wonderful gesture. Welcome aboard. It's not a bike but it takes you places.

hotsauce wrote: Welcome! Come on in...the water is fine here. You can swim with either hand!


Ok time to put Hot back in her room now tee hee hee

Hello Spot love the name, got a funny story about it, will have to share one day.

Hope you have fun here it is a great place

Philadelphia Eagle wrote: Welcome from the world's only Superpower.

I don't think Russia qualifies as one.


Oh... neither do I, Philadelphia Eagle. I do think Europe as a Union has the potential to be one, though, and I'd like it a lot if Russia was a part of that. Something, somewhere, needs to balance the world.

Hi spot! I like your username! It reminds me of a story I used to read in the second grade:

See Jane.

See Dick.

See Dick and Jane work.

See Spot.

See Spot watch Dick and Jane work.

Spot is no dope.

Welcome to ForumGarden, Spot!

Hi Spot! Welcome to FG. Hope you don't disappear like so many other new members....Sit! Stay! :yh_peace

Hiya Spot welcome to the Garden, get on yer bike & post away x.

an openly ambidextrous individual, posting here. i've seen it all. just shocking. next thing you know he'll be carrying on about wanting to the right to marry! what is this world coming to, i ask you.

Thank you, gentlemen and Madam. I'm overwhelmed with your assorted kindnesses. I hope to meet you all in future threads.

I wondered, as I was growing up, why I got odd looks for casually saying that I swung both ways on the Tennis courts. Ambidexterity can lead to embarrassment.

spot wrote: Thank you, gentlemen and Madam. I'm overwhelmed with your assorted kindnesses. I hope to meet you all in future threads.



I wondered, as I was growing up, why I got odd looks for casually saying that I swung both ways on the Tennis courts. Ambidexterity can lead to embarrassment.Certainly not summat to shout about.... ...:wah: :wah:

Hi Spot and welcome to the garden. :-6

Welcome Spot!! This is a wonderful spot you have come too...ENJOY!! :yh_party

spot wrote: I wondered, as I was growing up, why I got odd looks for casually saying that I swung both ways on the Tennis courts. Ambidexterity can lead to embarrassment.
:wah: :wah: :wah:

Good one!!!

welcome to the garden

so the name and the avatar..... does this mean you own a dalmation, wish you did or is it about something else entirely?!!

spot;55250 wrote: Hi people. My name's Spot and I'm an ambidextrous part-European adult male.



I found I was ambidextrous at the age of 7, after breaking my right wrist. By the time the plastercast came off, I was writing tolerably with my left hand. Switching hands at pool is neat, too.



Everyone in Britain is part-European, right now. We have the choice of reducing Westminster to the status that the US State Assemblies have, and becoming properly European, or of retaining local control of foreign policy and being a sovereign nation. Me, I'd scrap Westminster and let the Russians join up too, the world needs more superpowers.



I'd like a bicycle. My last one broke, I've taken to walking instead of riding, so I stay more fit than I would if I did nothing but it takes me longer. A bike is a definite bonus in life.



I look forward to getting to know more of you. Thank you for inviting me to join.




Lets find that old spock, whaddya say we dig him up and dust him off ?

:-6

Cmon little camper Ill help you find him.

What???

That's an open invitation to pile on the newbie and tear his wings off?

I was shredded within a fortnight of posting this. If I have a hide like a rhino it's there for a reason! My goodness, I posted a thread or two from an entirely centrist standing and it was like Pearl Harbor on here.

Just don't mention Vietnam, okay?

Oh - and yes, I got the bike. I've even had it out and oiled it this year.

spot;1189128 wrote: What???



That's an open invitation to pile on the newbie and tear his wings off?



I was shredded within a fortnight of posting this. If I have a hide like a rhino it's there for a reason! My goodness, I posted a thread or two from an entirely centrist standing and it was like Pearl Harbor on here.



Just don't mention Vietnam, okay?



Oh - and yes, I got the bike. I've even had it out and oiled it this year.


No one will tear your wings off...promise. Know why ? Cause theyre angels wings ya little snapperdoodle.

Nomad;1189117 wrote: Lets find that old spock, whaddya say we dig him up and dust him off ?

:-6

Cmon little camper Ill help you find him. You leave me Spot alone you putz.... he's my father. I shall be sending the fleas of a thousand camels to invest your gonads..... you've been warned.

I'll book myself in for therapy now, it's my only hope.

Next time I'm in Minnesota I'll take you out for an evening meal and see where it leads, Nomie, how's that? And don't think I don't mean it either.

Snapperdoodle

  /ˈʰsnaeper-doodle/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [shnaeper-do-oodle-/] Show IPA

–noun

a winged goblin given to riding bicycles through the hours of darkness.

esp. in western counties. Mythological creature from Bristolian folklore

Origin:

1665–75; prob. b. earlier whipster and snippersnapper, similar in sense; see whip, snap, -er 1

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spot;1189138 wrote: I'll book myself in for therapy now, it's my only hope.



Next time I'm in Minnesota I'll take you out for an evening meal and see where it leads, Nomie, how's that? And don't think I don't mean it either.


Sounds good. Now you go out there and play with the other kids. Ill keep an eye out for ya.

Snowfire;1189139 wrote: a winged goblin given to riding bicycles through the hours of darkness.

esp. in western counties. Mythological creature from Bristolian folklore

Hey, I can sort you out too mate, you just be careful.

spot;1189143 wrote: Hey, I can sort you out too mate, you just be careful. You have me as back up just incase Nomad slips his muzzle.

oscar;1189149 wrote: You have me as back up just incase Nomad slips his muzzle.


See, there you go again with the euphamisms

Snowfire;1189151 wrote: See, there you go again with the euphamisms Tis Oscar's right as a British citizen.