This is fun to do
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:58 pm
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, > you owe that fine.
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> You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
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> NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have > done it.
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> Put in your profile My fine is £XX (whatever amount is!)
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>
> Smoked weed -- £10
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> Did acid or pills -- £5
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> Ever had sex at church -- £25
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> Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to > you -- £40
>
> Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25
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> Had sex for money -- £100
>
> Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
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> Vandalized something -- £20
>
> Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
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> Beat up someone -- £20
>
> Been jumped -- £10
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> Cross dressed -- £10
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> Given money to stripper -- £25
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> Been in love with a stripper -- £20
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> Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
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> Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
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> Ever drive and drank -- £20
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> Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
>
> Used toys while having sex -- £30
>
> Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
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> Went skinny dipping -- £5
>
> Had sex in a pool -- £20
>
> Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
>
> Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
>
> Cheated on your significant other -- £10
>
> Masturbated -- £10
>
> Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close > friend -- £20
>
> Done oral -- £5
>
> Got oral -- £5
>
> Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25
>
> Stole something -- £10
>
> Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
>
> Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15
>
> Had a threesome -- £50
>
> Had sex in public -- £20
>
> Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
>
> Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20
>
> Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
>
> Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half > your age plus 7) -- £25
>
> Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
>
> Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
>
> Went streaking -- £5
>
> Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
>
> Been arrested -- £5
>
> Spent time in jail -- £15
>
> Pissed in the pool -- £0.50
>
> Played spin the bottle -- £5
>
> Done something you regret -- £20
>
> Had sex with your best friend -- £20
>
> Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
>
> Had anal sex -- £80
>
> Lied to your mate -- £5
>
> Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25
i got 295.65 fine
>
> You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
>
> NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have > done it.
>
> Put in your profile My fine is £XX (whatever amount is!)
>
>
> Smoked weed -- £10
>
> Did acid or pills -- £5
>
> Ever had sex at church -- £25
>
> Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to > you -- £40
>
> Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25
>
> Had sex for money -- £100
>
> Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
>
> Vandalized something -- £20
>
> Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
>
> Beat up someone -- £20
>
> Been jumped -- £10
>
> Cross dressed -- £10
>
> Given money to stripper -- £25
>
> Been in love with a stripper -- £20
>
> Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
>
> Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
>
> Ever drive and drank -- £20
>
> Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
>
> Used toys while having sex -- £30
>
> Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
>
> Went skinny dipping -- £5
>
> Had sex in a pool -- £20
>
> Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
>
> Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
>
> Cheated on your significant other -- £10
>
> Masturbated -- £10
>
> Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close > friend -- £20
>
> Done oral -- £5
>
> Got oral -- £5
>
> Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25
>
> Stole something -- £10
>
> Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
>
> Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15
>
> Had a threesome -- £50
>
> Had sex in public -- £20
>
> Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
>
> Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20
>
> Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
>
> Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half > your age plus 7) -- £25
>
> Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
>
> Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
>
> Went streaking -- £5
>
> Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
>
> Been arrested -- £5
>
> Spent time in jail -- £15
>
> Pissed in the pool -- £0.50
>
> Played spin the bottle -- £5
>
> Done something you regret -- £20
>
> Had sex with your best friend -- £20
>
> Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
>
> Had anal sex -- £80
>
> Lied to your mate -- £5
>
> Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25
i got 295.65 fine
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