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An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being

away from the Church. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness

on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars

and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a

very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first

admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it

used to be."

The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side.":)

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That was a good one :yh_rotfl

Where do you get those? Hilarious!:wah:

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you always have such hilarious ones!:yh_rotfl

A man approach's the booking counter at London's Heathrow Airport. The clerk asks for his flight ticket.

The man opens his trench coat and flashes her.

The clerk says "I need to see your ticket sir, not your stub"

hoppy;1285389 wrote: A man approach's the booking counter at London's Heathrow Airport. The clerk asks for his flight ticket.

The man opens his trench coat and flashes her.

The clerk says "I need to see your ticket sir, not your stub"


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An Irish guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."



The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."



The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous one, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

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Good one. That pic is hilarious too.:yh_rotfl