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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened to you?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just keep gargling and gargling."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"

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This is offensive.

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:yh_rotfl Funny, i have had that joke sent to me twice today in emails. Tis surely doing the rounds. Tis a cracker though.:yh_rotfl