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I'm being careful about posting for the last few days...okay, weeks...because I've been in a sarcastic and negative mood. What's the cure? 24 hrs of the comedy network?

Koan, i sometimes have let my attitude slip out on the board, you know how some things/people just annoy the snot out of you and you can't take it anymore and you are going to take out your gun and shoot something if you don't just spit it out and then you feel chagrined that you succumbed to your own little temper tantrum so now you feel like a jerk for being so stupid as to let the thing get to you at all? .........yes, rent a good movie and chill until you feel you can re-enter the fray without climbing the water tower.

I'm always in a sarcastic, negative mood. I don't let that stop me LOL. I think we can all understand the reasons behind your mood right now. Do something special for yourself you wouldn't normally do. You deserve it.

you are in FED-UP mode, been there, there now and I completely understand. women who give TOO MUCH get this attitude. i planned this week to get two kittens. due to the stress level here i was uable to get the tigers. my names for the baby kittys will be Bert & Ernie. maybe this week. one thing about animals is they don't talk back and always love and appreciate you. how to relieve sarcasm and negativity, walk? not sure, never really recovered yet.

maybe i'll get a kitty, watch a comedy film and learn to enjoy my sarcasm...now i just need a pedicure.

I have 3 kittens that need homes. Where shall I mail them to? LOL

koan:

I know the feeling and searched a few links out to cheer you up......... It seems to help me when I am in my Pi** on the world mood.

They are all REALAUDIO files.

SMILE it improves your "FACE VALUE":-6





CLEAN HUMOR.........Willie P. Richardson Prank calls:



MISSPLACED CHILDREN

http://www.selectohits.com/~selecto/willie/LOSTKIDS.ram



WRONG ACCOUNT

http://www.selectohits.com/~selecto/wil ... ccount.ram



BEER CAN CHICKEN

http://www.selectohits.com/~selecto/willie/LDM35203.ram



DECAPITATED COON DOG

http://www.selectohits.com/~selecto/willie/DCD.ram



TRUCK DRIVIN QUEEN

http://www.selectohits.com/~selecto/willie/TDQ.ram



WINDOWS MEDIA MOVIE.........

http://poststuff4.entensity.net/042205/ ... =dance.wmv

Very cute BTS. I like the bank account one. (why is that smilie so pale?)

I personally enjoy sarcastic people! :-6

koan wrote: Very cute BTS. I like the bank account one. (why is that smilie so pale?)
It looses some of its shine after a Friday nite of FUN!!!!!!!!!!!

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Peg wrote: I have 3 kittens that need homes. Where shall I mail them to? LOL


i'm actually fighting the urge to go out and buy a kitten. the mental image of a kitty in an envelope is delightful!

for all those who like sarcasm I decided to turn to the king: George Carlin

Politics is so corrupt even the dishonest people get f_cked.

I don't give a hoot. Not since 1959. That was the last one I gave. Wait! I think I gave a hoot in 1967. Just one. As a favor to a friend. But that was it. I'm not even sure I have any left. Frankly, I'd be afraid to look. I think I'm all out of hoots. If you want one, you're gonna have to find it on your own. Maybe you could rent a hoot. Or steal one. I'll bet by now there's a black market in hoots. Hot hoots. By the way, in addition to those who don't give a hoot, there are many others who will not take a hoot. Too proud. These are the same people who will not take any guff. But they might give you some lip.

koan wrote: i'm actually fighting the urge to go out and buy a kitten. the mental image of a kitty in an envelope is delightful!
SPECIAL DELIVER just 4 koan:

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BTS wrote: SPECIAL DELIVER just 4 koan:


Awwwwww. That's so damn cute it's sickening. I'm CURED!!

koan wrote: I'm CURED!! not entirely

Too bad it's not really that easy, huh?

afraid to say im pretty much always in a sarcastic mood, just kinda have to learn that the negativity is amusing and not to get brought down by it!!!

pink princess wrote: afraid to say im pretty much always in a sarcastic mood, just kinda have to learn that the negativity is amusing and not to get brought down by it!!!


Despite my sarcastic, "dark" perspective, I laugh more than anyone else I know. So much so that I am often accused of having a nervous giggle and have to explain that, no, I actually find everything in life freakin' hilarious.