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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:54 am
by beowulf
hello everyone

just thought i would say hello.....found this forum by chance whilst googling for a particular joke.........looks a great place and im looking forward to exploring

im Paul and from Robin Hood country in the U.K.

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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:54 am
by Odie
hello Paul and welcome from Canada!



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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:06 am
by Ahso!
Hello, beowulf! And welcome.

The signature could also be a humans philosophy, couldn't it?

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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:22 am
by G#Gill
Hello Paul, a fella from my neck of the woods ! Pantoandy is also from Robin Hood country. Welcome to Forum Garden, you'll find lots of different threads to enjoy, and lots of nice people to talk to, particularly me :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl ;)

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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:23 am
by hoppy
Watch out for the zombies.

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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:23 am
by spot
Bravely spoke Beowulf forth to the warband,

Trusty torchbearers of Tombstone's tribe:

"Amusing anecdotes brought me to these shores

Surfing the search-engine's spume

Discarding drivel aplenty as I came.

I bring my sturdy skull-splitter to you.

Wild words tell of baleful braggarts

Who now infest your threads with doleful doom.

Andy and Oscar, sibling spawn of shame

Invade your mead hall nightly with their noise

Spreading salacious spite across the earth.

They will I challenge, them shall I destroy

And rid your site of retold tabloid tosh".

Thus came the conquering Geat, girt in glory

Mighty the cheer that echoed to his voice.

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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:26 am
by hoppy
There's one now.

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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:15 pm
by chonsigirl
spot;1295042 wrote: Bravely spoke Beowulf forth to the warband,

Trusty torchbearers of Tombstone's tribe:

"Amusing anecdotes brought me to these shores

Surfing the search-engine's spume

Discarding drivel aplenty as I came.

I bring my sturdy skull-splitter to you.

Wild words tell of baleful braggarts

Who now infest your threads with doleful doom.

Andy and Oscar, sibling spawn of shame

Invade your mead hall nightly with their noise

Spreading salacious shame across the earth.

They will I challenge, them shall I destroy

And rid your site of retold tabloid tosh".

Thus came the conquering Geat, girt in glory

Mighty the cheer that echoed to his voice.


:-6 Well done, spot, O Bard!

Hey there Beowulf!

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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:38 pm
by along-for-the-ride
Hello, Beowulf.............Enjoy your visits with us. What's it like in Robin Hood land?

Here's a welcome mat for you.

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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:11 pm
by Mustang
Welcome to FG, Beowulf! :-6

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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:26 pm
by Jazzy
Hello Beowulf and welcome to FG! :guitarist

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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:51 pm
by Bryn Mawr
beowulf;1295002 wrote: hello everyone

just thought i would say hello.....found this forum by chance whilst googling for a particular joke.........looks a great place and im looking forward to exploring

im Paul and from Robin Hood country in the U.K.


Hello and welcome - as long as you don't try to rename any airports I'm sure we'll all get along fine :wah:

Bryn, from the southern half of the National Forest.

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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:52 pm
by Rapunzel
Welcome Beowulf. :) Love the name. :-6

I'm from the southern half of the New Forest. ;)

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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:03 pm
by beowulf
thanks for the welcome

better explain the username :wah:......ive been using it on the net for years, its not actually anything to do with the old english poem.........the first time i joined a forum i needed an username, i was re-reading some of my favorite books by larry niven............one of the reoccuring 'heroes' is beowulf shaeffer and so i used that since i didnt think id be a member of the forum for long......im still there 5 years later :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:16 pm
by Bryn Mawr
beowulf;1295142 wrote: thanks for the welcome

better explain the username :wah:......ive been using it on the net for years, its not actually anything to do with the old english poem.........the first time i joined a forum i needed an username, i was re-reading some of my favorite books by larry niven............one of the reoccuring 'heroes' is beowulf shaeffer and so i used that since i didnt think id be a member of the forum for long......im still there 5 years later :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl


Excellent - Known Space is a fine universe to play in :-6

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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:45 pm
by Nomad
Hollywood is probably going to want to make a movie about my life one of these days.

When they do maybe I can get you a free ticket.

You'll have to pay for the nachos though.

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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:38 am
by minks
Greetings and Salutations.

Hope you enjoy your stay in the garden, I have really enjoyed your Harley Jokes got some good mileage out of them sending them to all my friends who own them.

Cheers

M

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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:36 pm
by along-for-the-ride
Nomad;1295166 wrote: Hollywood is probably going to want to make a movie about my life one of these days.

When they do maybe I can get you a free ticket.

You'll have to pay for the nachos though.


:wah: No comment.