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Tobacco Smoke Enema

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:20 pm
by Lon
Don't Blow Smoke Up My A-- Did you ever wonder where that expression came from?

Well here ya go.

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Tobacco Smoke Enema

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:23 pm
by Snowfire
Apparantly they resuscitated a drowning man and now he's on 20 enemas a day :D

Tobacco Smoke Enema

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:33 pm
by Bruv
Makes a change from your foodee threads.

Well no it doesn't actually does it ?

Tobacco Smoke Enema

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:40 pm
by Lon
Bruv;1316962 wrote: Makes a change from your foodee threads.

Well no it doesn't actually does it ?


Foodie threads represent 11.67 % of all my postings since 2004:-6

Tobacco Smoke Enema

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:14 pm
by Lon
Actually, this device was pretty good as long as you didn't inhale.:wah:

Tobacco Smoke Enema

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:20 pm
by Nomad
As long as its an enema I dont really care what kind it is.

Tobacco Smoke Enema

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:17 am
by hoppy
Wonder if you could fart smoke rings?:confused:

Tobacco Smoke Enema

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:17 am
by along-for-the-ride
Smoke gets in your eyes.........



They asked me how I knew

My true love was true

Oh, I of course replied

Something here inside cannot be denied

They said someday you'll find

All who love are blind

Oh, when your heart's on fire

You must realize

Smoke gets in your eyes

So I chaffed them and I gaily laughed

To think they could doubt my love

Yet today my love has flown away

I am without my love

Now laughing friends deride

Tears I can not hide

Oh, so I smile and say

When a lovely flame dies

Smoke gets in your eyes

Smoke gets in your eyes



:D

Tobacco Smoke Enema

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:31 pm
by fuzzywuzzy
I was told about ten years ago that if you blow ciggarette smoke into a mans face or put his hat on your head it showed you wanted to screw him. :wah::wah:







Or you wanted to be punched out and recieve a head of hair full of nits

Tobacco Smoke Enema

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:22 pm
by along-for-the-ride
We be smokin'!

YouTube - Boston - Smokin' (with lyrics)



:guitarist

Tobacco Smoke Enema

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:26 pm
by Lon
along-for-the-ride;1317262 wrote: We be smokin'!

YouTube - Boston - Smokin' (with lyrics)



:guitarist


Good beat!!

Tobacco Smoke Enema

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:40 pm
by Bruv
Lon;1316964 wrote: Foodie threads represent 11.67 % of all my postings since 2004:-6


You collate them ?



Don't mind me..................I'm harmless......tongue in cheek much of the time.

Tobacco Smoke Enema

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:14 pm
by Lon
[QUOTE=Bruv;1317279]You collate them ?



Doesn't everybody?:)

Tobacco Smoke Enema

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:18 pm
by Peg
Lon;1316959 wrote: Don't Blow Smoke Up My A-- Did you ever wonder where that expression came from?

Well here ya go.


At least I can say I have learned something today. :wah: