The love of a perfect husband.
Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:54 pm
Several men are in the
locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings
and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen:
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey,
it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN:
"Yes."
WOMAN:
"I am at the shops now and
found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.
Is it okay if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also
stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I
saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN:
"$90,000"
MAN:
"Okay, but for that price I want
it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...
the house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking $ 980,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer
of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we
can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a pretty good deal."
WOMAN: "Okay.
I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye!
I love you, too."
The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs
to?"
locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings
and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen:
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey,
it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN:
"Yes."
WOMAN:
"I am at the shops now and
found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.
Is it okay if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also
stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I
saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN:
"$90,000"
MAN:
"Okay, but for that price I want
it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...
the house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking $ 980,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer
of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we
can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a pretty good deal."
WOMAN: "Okay.
I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye!
I love you, too."
The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs
to?"