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I just closed a thread because I could !!!
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:34 pm
by AussiePam
I am without status and void, but POWERFUL nonetheless.
Now I'm creating another thread. Sure nobody may come here, but wottheheck - Absolute power corrupts absolutely and I wish to be a really really bad influence.
I shall now dance raucously and sing very madly until neighbouring threads all call the police ...
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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I just closed a thread because I could !!!
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:38 pm
by AussiePam
Now I reinSTATUS'd it for the same reason.
I mean if we're gonna descend inevitably into banality, one might as well make it into an art form.
I just closed a thread because I could !!!
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:42 pm
by AussiePam
This thread has has 24 views - what's all that about?
You wanna look, you pay, OK?!!
All donations and peeping fees may be send to AussiePam Ink, cl- Secret Account 46272857899078, FirstBankandYacht, Monte Carlo.
I just closed a thread because I could !!!
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:43 pm
by AussiePam
and besides there is absolutely nothing to see here
I just closed a thread because I could !!!
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:31 am
by AussiePam
38 people / bots / alien lifeforms have now visited this thread which is about nothing. It is not about anything. Isn't the internet wonderful!
Q: What is the difference between a belly dancer and an incompetent pastry chef?
A: One shakes body parts, and the other bakes shoddy tarts!
I just closed a thread because I could !!!
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:42 am
by theia
AussiePam;1320674 wrote: 38 people / bots / alien lifeforms have now visited this thread which is about nothing. It is not about anything. Isn't the internet wonderful!
Q: What is the difference between a belly dancer and an incompetent pastry chef?
A: One shakes body parts, and the other bakes shoddy tarts!
"Nothing" is good, Pammy. Far superior to anything

I just closed a thread because I could !!!
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:18 am
by Bruv
Bruv wandered in ..................looked about, couldn't think of a thing to say......and left.
He was not disillusioned, unhappy or anything just a tad bored.......but that's Bruv for you.
I just closed a thread because I could !!!
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:31 am
by AussiePam
Exactamundo Theia and Bruv. Symptomatic really. Think I'll go to bed. G'night.
I just closed a thread because I could !!!
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:36 am
by AussiePam
Shall this thread be closed?
I'd pen this thead a Rest In Peace
But how can something die that wasn't alive in the first place?
It's not even a zombie thread, the undead presumably once weren't, and this wasn't ever so it can't really not be ............
I just closed a thread because I could !!!
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:59 am
by Nomad
Bold Move!
Was it liberating?
I just closed a thread because I could !!!
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:15 am
by chonsigirl
The power to close a thread...................
Well, I wish that would happen to those pesky little threads that sometimes hang off clothing, unaware of the inconsistency of the smartness of the outfit.
I just closed a thread because I could !!!
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:02 am
by ZAP
chonsigirl;1320686 wrote: The power to close a thread...................
Well, I wish that would happen to those pesky little threads that sometimes hang off clothing, unaware of the inconsistency of the smartness of the outfit.
Whereas, if you were a "hoarder", or more delicately described, a "saver", as mentioned in another far off and perhaps forgotten thread, you might be inclined to save those threads in a little thread ball, hoping to find a use for them in the future.

I just closed a thread because I could !!!
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:36 am
by Jazzy
This went way off topic and needs to be closed immediately! :wah:
I just closed a thread because I could !!!
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:13 am
by Odie
Jazzy;1320712 wrote: This went way off topic and needs to be closed immediately! :wah:
what was the topic?:yh_rotfl
I just closed a thread because I could !!!
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:28 pm
by AussiePam
Nomad;1320684 wrote: Bold Move!
Was it liberating?
In a word, NO.
I bequeath this thread to Odie.
I just closed a thread because I could !!!
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:06 pm
by along-for-the-ride
I just came here because I thought I heard a roar. I did and it's AussiePam.

I just closed a thread because I could !!!
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:58 pm
by chonsigirl
*reading of the WILL*
Her supreme statuslessness, world reknowned and beloved by many, doth make her WILL be known.
*blowing of fanfare, by that nameless object*
All hail and hell-like the fury you all have known, and don't want to know again-henceforth and etc.
Oh, carry on now.
